{"id":33882,"date":"2022-01-11T10:21:41","date_gmt":"2022-01-11T15:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ipo.org\/?page_id=33882"},"modified":"2026-03-27T08:21:28","modified_gmt":"2026-03-27T12:21:28","slug":"the-ip-language-curmudgeon-archives","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/ipo.org\/index.php\/the-ip-language-curmudgeon-archives\/","title":{"rendered":"The IP Language Curmudgeon Archives"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wpb-content-wrapper\"><table class=\" aligncenter\" style=\"border-collapse: collapse;\" cellpadding=\"5\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"width: 100%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-33094 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Curmudgeon-Header.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"507\" height=\"138\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Curmudgeon-Header-200x54.jpg 200w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Curmudgeon-Header-300x82.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Curmudgeon-Header-400x109.jpg 400w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Curmudgeon-Header.jpg 507w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 507px) 100vw, 507px\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><em>March 27, 2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cORDINARY AND CUSTOMARY\u201d OR \u201cPLAIN AND ORDINARY\u201d MEANING?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Patent Claim Construction<\/em> \u2014 A READER believes the established standard for construing patent claims could have shifted a bit because of an incorrect choice of words. In its classic <em>Phillips<\/em> opinion (<em>en banc<\/em> 2005), the Federal Circuit said that to construe a claim you use the \u201cordinary and customary\u201d meaning of the claim terms. USPTO rules also refer to \u201cordinary and customary\u201d meaning. E.g., 37 CFR \u00a7 42.100(b). Several recent opinions by courts and USPTO judges, however, have used a \u201cplain and ordinary\u201d meaning standard.<\/p>\n<p>Are the two phrases precisely the same? Merriam-Webster doesn\u2019t list \u201cplain\u201d as a synonym for \u201ccustomary.\u201d Some doubt might exist about whether the phrases are identical. Judges should use the same words every time to describe how they construe claims. Uncertainty causes litigation.<\/p>\n<p><em>Quote of the Week<\/em> \u2014 \u201cThe only kind of writing is rewriting.\u201d \u2014 Ernest Hemingway<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited.\u00a0 Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 20, 2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>COMMENTS FROM READERS, ETC.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cLimitation\u201d<\/em> \u2014 Readers questioned my preference for \u201climitation\u201d over \u201celement\u201d when discussing patent claims. I prefer it because the Federal Circuit uses it. One reader said he cringes when he sees it. He\u2019ll use \u201cfeature.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cFed. Cir.\u201d<\/em> \u2014 JEFF INGERMAN thought the abbreviation for \u201cFederal Circuit\u201d should be \u201cF. Cir.\u201d According to <em>The Bluebook<\/em>, however, it\u2019s \u201cFed. Cir.\u201d, perhaps inconsistent with the abbreviation for \u201cFederal Reporter,\u201d which is \u201cF.\u201d (and F.2d, F.3d, and F.4th ).<\/p>\n<p><em>New Bluebook<\/em> \u2014 The Harvard Law Review Association has published the 22<sup>nd<\/sup> edition of <em>The Bluebook: A Uniform System of Citation. <\/em>It\u2019s the first revision since 2020. The details are reorganized but still mind-numbing.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cOccam\u2019s Razor\u201d<\/em> \u2014 A reader said BRYAN GARNER distorted the historic meaning of the term by expanding it to cover legal writing and advocacy. That could be, but the policy of shaving away whatever is unnecessary is a good one in almost any context. See my March 6 column.<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions for future columns are invited.\u00a0 Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address. Click <u>here<\/u> for the Curmudgeon Archives.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\nThe Curmudgeon<\/p>\n<p><em>March 13, 2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>DON\u2019T WRITE ILLITERATE EMAILS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The omnipresent BRYAN GARNER believes you shouldn\u2019t stray far from standard, educated English in your emails. He thinks sloppiness in grammar, spelling, and punctuation in emails leads to laziness in editing and proofreading more formal communications.<\/p>\n<p><em>The Wall Street Journal<\/em> took it further in its March 11 article, \u201cWhy the Global Elite Gave Up on Spelling and Grammar.\u201d The WSJ reproduced emails by famous people. It concluded, \u201cThe rich and powerful share a seeming disregard for proper English.\u201d DEBORAH TANNEN, professor at Georgetown, said disregarding spelling and grammar conveys, \u201cI\u2019m important, you\u2019re not so I don\u2019t have to bother\u201d or \u201cWe\u2019re so friendly, I don\u2019t have to worry . . .\u201d. The Curmudgeon tries to use proper English in all communication. That\u2019s what IP professionals expect.<\/p>\n<p><em>Quote of the Week<\/em> \u2014 \u201cThe Oxford comma is what separates us from the animals.\u201d \u2014 Author unknown.<br \/>\nNext week we\u2019ll catch up on reader comments. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 6, 2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>KEEPING IT SIMPLE: \u201cOCCAM\u2019S RAZOR\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Shaving Away \u2014<\/em> In a recent post, BRYAN GARNER expanded the principle known as \u201cOccam\u2019s razor\u201d to cover legal writing. It\u2019s\u00a0a rule from a 14<sup>th<\/sup> century philosopher that the\u00a0simplest theory, explanation, or argument usually is the correct one; you should \u201cshave away\u201d whatever is unnecessary. That principle is followed by many scientists and problem solvers. Garner applies it to legal advocacy and writing too.<\/p>\n<p><em>Last Week<\/em> \u2014 I published a table of preferred words and phrases. \u201cFederal Circuit\u201d was preferred over \u201cCAFC.\u201d Readers asked for more explanation.\u00a0 HOWARD MARKEY, first chief judge of the court in 1982, used the name Federal Circuit so people would understand that the court was on the same high level as the regional U.S. Courts of Appeals. Today\u2019s Federal Circuit judges still seem to prefer that name. You can abbreviate it \u201cFed. Cir.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0Quote of the Week\u2014<\/em> \u201cBrevity is the Soul of Wit\u201d \u2014 William Shakespeare, <em>Hamlet<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 27, 2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>BETTER IP AND LEGAL TERMINOLOGY<\/strong><\/p>\n<table class=\" aligncenter\" style=\"border-collapse: collapse;\" cellpadding=\"5\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"width: 100%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-41560 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Curmudgeon-225-Table-1024x389.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Curmudgeon-225-Table-200x76.jpg 200w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Curmudgeon-225-Table-300x114.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Curmudgeon-225-Table-400x152.jpg 400w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Curmudgeon-225-Table-600x228.jpg 600w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Curmudgeon-225-Table-768x291.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Curmudgeon-225-Table-800x304.jpg 800w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Curmudgeon-225-Table-1024x389.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Curmudgeon-225-Table.jpg 1186w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\u201cThe power of clear statement is the great power of the bar.\u201d\u00a0 \u2014 Daniel Webster<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions for future columns are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 20, 2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>LET\u2019S FORGET THE TERM \u201cSOFT IP\u201d; ALSO, WRITERS ARE READERS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Soft IP<\/em>\u00a0\u2013 Reader BILL TOTH suggests moving away from saying \u201csoft IP,\u201d which sometimes is used to refer to non-patent IP including trademarks, copyrights, and trade secrets. \u00a0It\u2019s not a very descriptive term and there\u2019s no precise definition for it. \u00a0Bill says,\u00a0\u201cI have rarely, if ever, found a context where . . . the term \u2018soft IP\u2019 clarified, rather than confused, the conversation.\u201d The Curmudgeon agrees. The fact that patent specialists usually have science or engineering degrees doesn\u2019t mean that patent issues are \u201charder.\u201d Many non-patent IP issues are highly complex. If you need to use a label for an area of IP, just call it copyright, trademark, trade secret, or patent, etc.<\/p>\n<p><em>Be a Reader<\/em>\u00a0\u2013 BRYAN GARNER and other writing experts recommend reading more outside your profession to become a better writer. Voracious readers are exposed to diverse sentence structures and writing styles. They develop deep vocabulary too, which is a mark of a good writer. Neurological studies have shown a strong correlation between reading and writing. Of course, as once observed by Supreme Court Justice and humorist ANTONIN SCALIA, if you read too many tabloid newspapers, you may write like them.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are encouraged. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 13, 2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>TIPS AND TRICKS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Long Sentences<\/em> \u2014 Break them up: (1) by splitting them into two or more sentences separated by periods or semicolons; (2) by replacing commas with em dashes; or (3) by finding the key portion of the sentence and moving it to the end, introduced by a colon.<\/p>\n<p><em>Better Words<\/em> \u2014One READER sees documents addressed to the USPTO that begin with \u201cDear Sir.\u201d He suggests \u201cDear Director,\u201d \u201cDear Commissioner,\u201d or \u201cDear Examiner.\u201d\u00a0 Another reader sees \u201cthat\u201d being used to refer to <em>a person<\/em> previously mentioned in a sentence. Use \u201cwho\u201d for people.\u00a0 She\u2019s the one <em>who<\/em> invented it.<\/p>\n<p><em>Edit, Edit <\/em>\u2014 I quoted the \u201cfamous\u2019 bank robber Willie Sutton. A friendly reader (who said he\u2019s a curmudgeon too) suggested \u201cnotorious.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cHelpful<\/em>\u201d Tips \u2014 Can a tip be unhelpful? Just say \u201ctips,\u201d or \u201chints.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Quote of the Week<\/em> \u2014 \u201cWriting, the art of communicating thoughts to the mind through the eye, is the greatest invention of the world . . ..\u201d \u2014 ABRAHAM LINCOLN<\/p>\n<p>Comments are encouraged. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 6, 2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WHERE TO FIND WRITING EXPERTS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Excellent Book<\/em> \u2014 <em>Zen and the Art of Persuasive Writing <\/em>was published last month by DAVID WEINZWEIG. He\u2019s a Vice Chief Judge of the Arizona Court of Appeals. His book is practical as well as entertaining. Chapter headings (\u201cmantras\u201d) include: <em>Be Aware of the Audience; Be Clear and Concrete; Be Concise; Be Cohesive and Coherent; Be Compelling; <\/em>and<em> Be Credible.<\/em> It\u2019s on Amazon for $59.95, hard cover, 321 pages.<\/p>\n<p><em>Other Judges<\/em> \u2014 Several prominent members of the judiciary have published books and articles on writing \u2014 for instance, ROBERT BACHARACH, 10<sup>th<\/sup> U.S. Circuit; RUGGERO ALDISERT, formerly 3<sup>rd<\/sup> U.S. Circuit; and, last but not least, U.S. Supreme Court Justices ELENA KAGAN and the late ANTONIN SCALIA.<\/p>\n<p><em>Why the Courts?<\/em> \u2014 The famous bank robber WILLIE SUTTON, when asked why he robbed banks, replied, \u201cThat\u2019s where the money is.\u201d\u00a0 Courts are places where writers are. Writing is their stock in trade.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are encouraged. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 30, 2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>OTHER COMMONLY MISSPELLED OR INCORRECT WORDS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Continued from last week. Most items below are from readers JON PUTNAM and JOHN MOLENDA.<\/p>\n<p><em>Jibe, not Jive<\/em> \u2014 Even senior lawyers often say, \u201cThose arguments don\u2019t jive.\u201d They should say, \u201cdon\u2019t jibe.\u201d \u201cJibe\u201d means exist in harmony. \u201cJive\u201d is a style of music or playful talk.<\/p>\n<p><em>Judgment, not Judgement (US)<\/em> \u2014 \u201cJudgment\u201d is the standard US spelling. In the UK, \u201cjudgement\u201d is more common, except in legal proceedings.<\/p>\n<p><em>Home in, not Hone in<\/em> \u2014 Do you hear people say, \u201cHone in on the target?\u201d\u00a0 They mean \u201cHome in.\u201d\u00a0 A missile homes in on its target. Hone means to sharpen.<\/p>\n<p><em>Lax or Lackadaisical?<\/em> \u2014 Some speakers and writers mistakenly treat them as interchangeable, but they have separate origins and meanings. \u201cLax\u201d means not strict. \u201cLackadaisical\u201d means listless or lazy in attitude.<\/p>\n<p><em>Pronouncing Et Cetera<\/em> \u2014 The only standard US pronunciation is et-SET-uh-ruh. In times past, at least, many people were incorrectly pronouncing it ek-SET-uh-ruh. The abbreviation is \u201cetc.\u201d (always with a period).<\/p>\n<p>Comments are encouraged. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 23, 2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>THREE EMBARRASSING MISSPELLINGS IN IP AND LEGAL WRITING<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Advance Notice, not Advanced<\/em> <em>Notice<\/em> \u2014 People know that the adjective \u201cadvance\u201d means \u201cahead of time.\u201d And they know the meaning of \u201cadvanced.\u201d But somehow, engineers and lawyers are writing, for example: \u201cAdvanced Notice of Proposed Rulemaking.\u201d Maybe AI will help.<\/p>\n<p><em>Rein In, not Reign In<\/em> \u2014 The correct phrase for bringing something under control is\u00a0\u201crein in.\u201d It\u2019s an allusion to pulling on the reins of a horse.\u00a0\u201cReign\u201d means to hold office as a monarch or the like. Several recent court opinions have mistakenly used \u201creign\u201d for \u201crein.\u201d MARK LEMLEY once said his students were brilliant in law but clueless about rein and reign.<\/p>\n<p><em>Rescission<\/em> \u2014 According to BRYAN GARNER, \u201cRescission is the standard . . . and preferable spelling.\u201d The variants recision, recission, and rescision are incorrect or less preferred, but they appear in articles and briefs. Courts, though, almost always get it right. (The verb is rescind.)<\/p>\n<p>Comments are encouraged. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 16, 2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>MAKING THE STYLE OF PTAB OPINIONS MORE LIKE COURT OPINIONS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The USPTO\u2019s Patent Trial and Appeal Board (PTAB) opinions and decisions might be easier to read if they followed the style of Federal Circuit and Supreme Court opinions. (The Curmudgeon looks only at language matters.)<\/p>\n<p><em>Names of the Parties<\/em> \u2014 PTAB opinions refer throughout to \u201cPetitioner\u201d and \u201cPatent Owner.\u201d Court opinions are written using the names of the parties or abbreviated party names throughout. This can help the reader quickly grasp which party is asserting a position.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cPrecedential\u201d and \u201cInformative<\/em>\u201d \u2014 These are designations for decisions and opinions that the PTAB considers out of the ordinary.\u00a0 \u201cPrecedential\u201d is used by courts, but \u201cInformative\u201d is a poor word choice. Every decision is informative to some degree. How about \u201cSignificant\u201d?<\/p>\n<p><em>Paper Numbers<\/em> \u2014 A PTAB final decision can be cluttered with hundreds of cumbersome citations to paper numbers. Citation forms used by courts are less cumbersome. Is it possible to simplify PTAB citations? Readers may have ideas.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 9, 2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>CAN IP WRITERS USE JOURNALISM\u2019S \u201cINVERTED PYRAMID\u201d?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>What is it?<\/em> \u2014 Most news stories follow a 3-part \u201cinverted pyramid\u201d formula. The top, widest part gives the key info. A narrower, middle part provides supporting details in diminishing order of importance. The narrowest, final part has material that editors can cut easily.<\/p>\n<p><em>Origin? \u2014<\/em> \u00a0Some historians say the formula evolved when the telegraph was new and unreliable. A story\u2019s critical portions were transmitted first for fear the signal might be lost.<\/p>\n<p><em>Suitable for IP Writing?<\/em> \u2014The inverted pyramid is good for engaging readers early and letting them drop out along the way without missing key points. It may be suitable for IP memos and news releases. Federal Circuit opinions employ some aspects of inverted pyramid style. In the opening paragraphs, opinions tell you whether the tribunal below is affirmed or reversed and some of the issues. In persuasive IP writing, however, you must have reasoning and may need a conclusion at the end. See \u201cInverted Pyramid\u201d in <em>Wikipedia<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Happy New Year,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>December 19, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>MY IP WORD OF THE YEAR: \u201cSTORYTELLING\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>2025\u2019s Top Word<\/em> \u2014 Corporate America has discovered what leading IP advocates have long known: storytelling is an essential ingredient in persuasive writing and speaking. See my column of November 7 in the Curmudgeon Archives.<\/p>\n<p>Last month <em>The Wall Street Journal<\/em> reported that companies are seeking to hire \u201cstorytellers.\u201d The percentage of LinkedIn job postings that include the term \u201cstoryteller\u201d has doubled this year. On Tuesday evening in Washington, DC, the IPO Education Foundation\u2019s Executive of the Year, WNBA Commissioner CATHY ENGLEBERT, used the word in describing how her sports league has employed <em>branding<\/em> to realize explosive growth.<\/p>\n<p><em>Sloppy Runner-up<\/em> \u2014 Merriam-Webster editors have chosen\u00a0<em>AI slop<\/em>\u00a0as their 2025 Word of the Year. They define it as \u201cdigital content of low quality that is produced usually in quantity by means of artificial intelligence.\u201d Are human writers prejudiced against the quality of AI-generated material?\u00a0 Time will tell.<\/p>\n<p>Ideas for 2026 columns are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>December 12, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><span class=\"x_inline-color\" data-olk-copy-source=\"MessageBody\">ENTRENCHED PATENT TERMS NOT TO LOVE<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cClaim Construction\u201d<\/em>\u2014 I don\u2019t love this phrase, which was frozen into place by the U.S. Supreme Court\u2019s 1996\u00a0<em>Markman<\/em>\u00a0ruling. A layperson might believe a court is constructing (building) a claim, not construing it. In Europe they say \u201cclaim interpretation.\u201d The layperson knows the meaning of \u201cinterpretation\u201d instantly.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cAffirmed\u201d\u2014\u00a0<\/em>This word may cause head scratching by people reading their first court opinion. Is the appeals court approving a lower court judgment or testifying to something? Newspapers simply say \u201cupheld.\u201d In the UK they say \u201cthe appeal is denied.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Acronyms\u2014\u00a0<\/em>Except for \u201cMPEP,\u201d no U.S. patent prosecution acronym comes to mind for which I feel affection. New acronyms just in the past three months (new to me anyway) are SMEDs, the ASAP! program, and ASRN notices. NPRM is older, but prominent now.<\/p>\n<p>These terms won\u2019t change any time soon, but BRYAN GARNER says time for changing usage is measured in decades. Let\u2019s work on it.<\/p>\n<p>Words you don\u2019t love? Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a title=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\" href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\" data-informz-email-address=\"curmudgeon@Ipo.org\" data-informz-do-not-track=\"false\" data-informz-link-name=\"\" data-informz-link=\"true\" data-linkindex=\"3\"><span class=\"x_email-hyperlink-color-preserver\">The Curmudgeon<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>December 5, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>LANGUAGE POTPOURRI<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Oxford Comma Cont\u2019d <\/em>\u2014 Reader BRAD HATTENBACH wonders why the publishing industry decided 15 years ago to drop the Oxford comma. Lore has it that they were trying to save a microscopic amount of space. Most writers except journalists still firmly support the Oxford comma.<\/p>\n<p><em>Citations to Federal Register Notices<\/em> \u2014 This week the time expired for commenting on the USPTO\u2019s \u201cNotice of Proposed Rulemaking\u201d on PTAB rules. The notice at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.federalregister.gov\/\">federalregister.gov<\/a>. To find it in the \u201cofficial\u201d format, with <em>citable <\/em>volume and page numbers, you must click on \u201cpdf\u201d in the left margin. Bring reading glasses.<\/p>\n<p><em>Save a Good Word<\/em> \u2014 The centuries-old word \u201cpause\u201d is everywhere these days. Dictionaries say it means a temporary stop, but government leaders are writing \u201cpause permanently.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Punctuating \u201c 6-7<\/em> \u201c \u2014 This nonsensical word popular with Gen Alpha is written 6 7 or 6-7. I like the hyphen. It\u2019s pronounced \u201csix seven\u201d and it\u2019s meaningless. Until next week, 6-7.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are always welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>November 21, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>THE \u201cOXFORD COMMA\u201d SHOULD BE MANDATORY <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>What Is It?<\/em> \u2014The \u201cOxford comma\u201d is the comma before the last item in a list of three or more items. In the sentence, \u201cThe invention requires chips, antennas, and wires.\u201d, the Oxford comma is the comma before \u201cand wires.\u201d The name comes from the style guide of <em>Oxford University Press<\/em> more than a century ago. It\u2019s also known as the serial or series comma.<\/p>\n<p><em>It Can Clarify<\/em> \u2014 Sometimes an Oxford comma is critical. In the sentence, &#8220;I love my parents, Taylor Swift, and Travis Kelce.\u201d, if you omit the Oxford comma, you\u2019re saying Swift and Kelce are your parents. In a patent claim, a missing Oxford comma potentially could cost millions.<\/p>\n<p><em>It Should be Mandatory<\/em> \u2014 Some authorities favor an Oxford comma only to avoid a misinterpretation. A BRYAN GARNER survey showed, however, that by 3 to 1, authorities favor mandatory use. It\u2019s easier to type an Oxford comma reflexively than to ponder whether it\u2019s needed.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>November 14, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>STYLE MATTERS IN IP WRITING<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A reader recommended the work of the late JAMES MCELHANEY, an often-quoted trial lawyer and professor from the1980s to the early 2000s. Everyone has a style, but is it effective? Here are some of McElhaney\u2019s ideas on <em>style. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The Right Tone<\/em> \u2014 Find the best level of formality to fit the situation. Most legal and IP writing is too formal. Use simple words and sentences. Ordinarily, don\u2019t imitate the tone of judicial opinions.<\/p>\n<p><em>Don\u2019t Be Awkward <\/em>\u2014 Use the active voice unless there\u2019s a good reason for the passive. Shun many words common in legal writing, including \u201cmanifestly,\u201d \u201cplainly,\u201d and \u201cobviously.\u201d If something really is obvious, you don\u2019t need to highlight it.<\/p>\n<p><em>Make Every Page Attractive<\/em> \u2014 Don\u2019t cram too many words on a page. Break up large paragraphs. Use intriguing headings. Limit footnotes.<\/p>\n<p><em>Make It Come Alive<\/em> \u2014 Keep the reader engaged. Tell a story. Vary your pace and intensity. Use rhetorical questions occasionally (but carefully).<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>November 7, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>TELLING NONFICTION IP STORIES AND READING NOVELS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Legal writing instructors tell their students to develop storytelling skills. Almost anything can be explained as a story to keep readers interested.<\/p>\n<p><em>How Storytelling is Applied<\/em> \u2014 Sequence the facts to create a truthful, captivating narrative with a central theme running throughout. Present vivid, specific details and actions that allow the reader to draw the conclusion. The adage is, \u201cshow, don\u2019t tell.\u201d You can cast your client as the protagonist trying to overcome obstacles. In patent law, the protagonist could be the hypothetical person having ordinary skill in the art.<\/p>\n<p><em>Legal Writers Should Read Novels<\/em> \u2014 Storytelling skills can be learned. Writing expert BRYAN GARNER\u2019s most recent <em><a href=\"https:\/\/lawprose.org\/\">LawProse Lesson<\/a><\/em> suggests that it\u2019s useful for legal writers to read novels. He asserts, \u201cBy studying how novelists evoke emotions and reveal character, legal writers can learn how to present facts in a more compelling way, making arguments not just logical but humanly resonant.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 31, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>GETTING PICKY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Hyphens in Patent Law<\/em> \u2014 Did you ever notice that the U.S. patent act has a hyphen in \u201cnon-obvious,\u201d but many, or most, authors today write \u201cnonobvious\u201d? Personally, I like \u201cnot obvious.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>No Hyphen in \u201cTrademark\u201d<\/em> \u2014 In the 1950s, USPTO head ROBERT C. WATSON decided the office would use \u201ctrademark.\u201d It was a departure from the English spelling \u201ctrade-mark\u201d\u00a0or \u201ctrade mark.\u201d A good change that stuck.<\/p>\n<p><em>Semicolon v. Colon<\/em> \u2014 For years, the patent act has had these section titles: \u201c\u00a7 102. Conditions for patentability; novelty\u201d and \u201c\u00a7 103. Conditions for patentability; non-obvious . . . .\u201d The semicolons in these titles should be colons. Maddening.<\/p>\n<p><em>Plain Writing Act<\/em> \u2014 This week I ran across a citation to <em>The<\/em> <em>Plain Writing Act of 2010<\/em>. The U.S. Congress passed this law that requires executive branch agencies to publish annual compliance reports, which they rarely do. Has the act improved writing? Maybe a bit. But read some <em>Federal Register<\/em> notices.<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions are always welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 24, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>HOW TO TALK ABOUT U.S. IP LEGISLATION NOW<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The protocol for naming legislation in the U.S. Congress has changed over time. Remember when you needed to know the \u201cH.R.\u201d or \u201cS.\u201d number of a bill? Bill naming has become a competitive sport.<\/p>\n<p>The primary identifiers today are <em>acronyms<\/em> that stand for the \u201cshort titles\u201d in bills. The \u201cPERA\u201d bill now in Congress addresses patent eligibility. The short title is \u201c<strong>P<\/strong>atent <strong>E<\/strong>ligibility <strong>R<\/strong>estoration <strong>A<\/strong>ct,\u201d but just say PERA.<\/p>\n<p>The \u201cPREVAIL\u201d Act amends the PTAB statute. PREVAIL stands for the\u00a0\u201c<strong>P<\/strong>romoting and <strong>R<\/strong>especting <strong>E<\/strong>conomically <strong>V<\/strong>ital <strong>A<\/strong>merican <strong>I<\/strong>nnovation <strong>L<\/strong>eadership Act.\u201d The title was written to have an easy-to-remember acronym. It\u2019s not a problem that no one can remember the title. Just say PREVAIL.<\/p>\n<p>You can search for bills online by acronym, short title, or bill number. Yes, bills (and laws) still have numbers, but you don\u2019t need to know them unless you\u2019re required to use Bluebook citations.<\/p>\n<p>I express no opinions on bill content. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 17, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>HELPING NONEXPERTS UNDERSTAND THE PHRASE \u201cPATENT ELIGIBILITY\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>People debate the scope of Patent Act section 101. (It\u2019s an introductory section, like English 101 or math 101.) The section tells us that the subject matter categories for a patent are processes, machines, manufactures, and compositions of matter. If an invention falls into one or more of the categories, it\u2019s called \u201cpatent eligible.\u201d If, in addition, it satisfies the other substantive requirements \u2014 new, nonobvious, and description\/claiming \u2014 it\u2019s called \u201cpatentable.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Patent experts have their views on the scope of eligibility. But nonexperts often don\u2019t grasp the distinction between \u201cpatent eligibility\u201d and \u201cpatentability.\u201d They think that if an invention is eligible, it must deserve a patent. After all, one of the dictionary definitions of \u201celigible\u201d is \u201cworthy of being chosen\u201d (Merriam-Webster).<\/p>\n<p>I suggest writing \u201cpatent subject matter eligibility\u201d instead of just \u201cpatent eligibility.\u201d Or writing \u201cpatent eligibility categories\u201d instead of just \u201cpatent eligibility.\u201d Sometimes greater clarity requires more words.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 10, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>REMOVE REDUNDANT WORDS IN \u201cLEGAL DOUBLETS\u201d <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Reader JON PUTNAM drew my attention to a Merriam-Webster social media<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share\/p\/16kVHXvJCb\/\"> post<\/a> on \u201clegal doublets.\u201d It got 17,000 reactions and 600 comments. A legal doublet is a standardized phrase consisting of two words that are synonyms or near-synonyms, usually connected by <em>and<\/em>. \u201cIndemnify and hold harmless\u201d is a common legal doublet. Other examples: arbitrary and capricious; covenant and agree; due and payable; free and clear; null and void; over and above.<\/p>\n<p>According to Merriam-Webster, legal doublets originated in England with the practice of pairing a French word and an English word after the Norman conquest. Also, ancient legal writers may have been paid by the word.<\/p>\n<p>Today we should say something only once in a sentence. If the two words of a doublet are clearly redundant, replace them with a single word. But not all doublets are redundant. How about arbitrary and capricious? I\u2019d call the words similar but not redundant.<\/p>\n<p>Comments and suggestions are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address. Click <u>here<\/u> for the Curmudgeon Archives.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>October 3, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>A FEW COMMON WORDS THAT OCCUR IN IP<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>and\/or<\/em> \u2014 The venerable <em>Elements of Style<\/em> calls this connector, \u201cA device, or shortcut that damages a sentence, and often leads to confusion or ambiguity.\u201d Think about what you really mean. You may mean \u201cor.\u201d If an awkward sign reads, \u201cNo dogs and\/or cats,\u201d it means \u201cor.\u201d If you don\u2019t mean \u201cor,\u201d you probably mean \u201cand.\u201d If needed for clarity, revise your sentence to avoid the discredited \u201cand\/or.\u201d You can write \u201cA or B or both.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Provided that<\/em> \u2014 Often used in agreements and statutes, a clause introduced by <em>provided that<\/em> is a &#8220;proviso.&#8221; Provisos can be conditions, exceptions, or add-ons. They may introduce ambiguity and make sentences too long. Many legal style guides now recommend replacing provisos with simpler language.<\/p>\n<p><em>Appellee<\/em> \u2014 How to pronounce it? Everyone knows how to pronounce \u201cappellant\u201d. The Curmudgeon has noticed, however, that non-lawyers often pronounce appellee \u201ca-PELL-ee\u201d. <em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary<\/em> gives just one pronunciation: \u201cap-uh-LEE\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Comments and suggestions are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon <\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>September 26, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>DRAFTING TRANSACTIONAL IP DOCUMENTS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cTransactional\u201d IP writers draft license agreements, assignments, corporate formations, etc., setting forth FUTURE rights and responsibilities. Transactional law differs from litigation, in which writers seek to use analysis and persuasion to resolve EXISTING disputes. Here are some tips for transactional matters:<\/p>\n<p><em>Organization and Headings<\/em>\u2014Organize provisions in descending order of importance. Use lots of headings and subheadings. Number them. Remember, lengthy written agreements are rarely read from beginning to end.<\/p>\n<p><em>Definitions<\/em>\u2014Minimize the need for definitions by saying what you mean. If you must have definitions, create a definitions section at the end. Legislation (a special kind of transactional document) traditionally has a tedious list of definitions at the beginning\u2014a turn off to readers.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cShall,\u201d \u201cand\/or\u201d and provisos<\/em>\u2014Throw out all of these. BRYAN GARNER has written pages on the ways courts have butchered \u201cshall.\u201d Courts have even construed it to mean \u201cmay.\u201d Replace \u201cshall\u201d with \u201cmust\u201d or \u201cwill,\u201d depending on the context. The goal is clarity.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>September 19, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WORDINESS ALARM BELLS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Sentences Starting With \u201cIt is\u201d<\/em>\u2014 The pronoun \u201cit\u201d is a workhorse word used to refer to an antecedent. But beware of \u201cIt is\u201d at the beginning of a sentence. It may REFER TO NOTHING.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>E.g., \u201cIt is possible that the court will invalidate the patent.\u201d Edited: \u201cThe court may invalidate the patent.\u201d We\u2019ve saved four words and put the subject at the beginning.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Sentences Starting With \u201cThere are\u201d<\/em>\u2014 A similar problem. \u201cThere\u201d is a good word except when it REFERS TO NOTHING.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>E.g., \u201cThere are 14,000 employees at the USPTO.\u201d Edited: \u201cThe USPTO has 14,000 employees.\u201d Two words fewer with the subject at the beginning.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Words Ending in \u201cion\u201d<\/em>\u2014 These are common in formal IP, technical, and legal writing. They\u2019re nouns that often can be replaced with the verb form\u2014 an action word that requires fewer accompanying words.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>E.g., \u201capply,\u201d not \u201csubmit an application\u201d; \u201cdescribe,\u201d not \u201cprovide a description of\u201d; \u201cexamine,\u201d not \u201cconduct an examination of\u201d.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Send me your suggestions. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>September 12, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>TIPS ON EDITING YOUR OWN WORK<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>After the First Draft<\/em>\u2014Find a process that suits you for going over drafts. Some people start by cleaning up sentences one at a time. Others start with a 30,000-foot review. Does a central point emerge quickly and clearly? Is the material presented in a logical sequence? You need several trips through a draft. Third Circuit Judge THOMAS HARDIMAN told an audience that he and his law clerks circulate numbered drafts of his opinions. His record is 42 drafts to get it right.<\/p>\n<p><em>Fresh Eyes Help<\/em>\u2014I usually allow an edited draft to sit at least overnight. You can spot weaknesses more clearly when you come back with fresh eyes.<\/p>\n<p><em>IP Word of the Week<\/em>\u2014Is the correct spelling \u201ccancelled\u201d or \u201ccanceled\u201d? Style manuals say both are acceptable. Some U.S. patent, trademark, and copyright statutes use one and some the other. Use the spelling from the statute you\u2019re citing.<\/p>\n<p>Send me your suggestions. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>September 5, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>IMPROVE DOCUMENT APPEARANCE BY USING WHITE SPACE, ETC.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Years ago, IP documents were so densely printed that readers were repelled from the beginning. Today, attractive document design is part of writing and editing.<\/p>\n<p><em>White Space<\/em>\u2014The term refers to empty areas on a page or screen, not necessarily white, used to improve readability and highlight content. Frequent paragraphing creates white space by including blank lines between paragraphs. Similarly, headings create space by introducing associated blank lines. Indented paragraphs and bullets help too. Unless someone else mandates your margins and type size, opt for readability. But if you can avoid it, don\u2019t use double-spaced text. Studies show it\u2019s harder to read.<\/p>\n<p><em>Footnotes<\/em>\u2014BRYAN GARNER advocates putting legal citations in footnotes. That makes the main text easier to read. Garner dislikes text in footnotes. If material is so unimportant that you want to relegate it to footnotes, you probably should discard it. (No one reads footnotes anyway.)<\/p>\n<p>Send me your suggestions. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>August 29, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>TIPS ON LEGAL CITATIONS AND FOOTNOTES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If your task is analytical or persuasive writing, you need supporting authorities, but don\u2019t get bogged down in citation form.<\/p>\n<p><em>Should I Consult The Bluebook?\u2014<\/em> Sometimes you must. The ever-expanding 400-page tome is now in its 22<sup>nd<\/sup> edition. It\u2019s the most common citation standard for law reviews and U.S. courts of appeals. But you have to know only the few pages relevant to your writing, and software may help. Many courts and publications are relaxed about citation form as long as you have the key information. E.g, volume, page, court, and date.<\/p>\n<p><em>Keeping Your Text Easy to Read\u2014<\/em>BRYAN GARNER advocates avoiding \u201ccitation clutter\u201d that makes reading your main text difficult.\u00a0 He moves citations to footnotes. It hasn\u2019t caught on, but I believe it\u2019s a good idea.<\/p>\n<p><em>Reader Question\u2014<\/em>ANTHONY PRENOL asked about terminology for subdivisions deep within a complex statute or agreement. How do you refer to 35 U.S.C.102(b)(1)(B)? Is it \u201csubparagraph 102(b)(1)(B)\u201d? I call it \u201csection 102(b)(1)(B).\u201d Simpler is better.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address. Click <u>here<\/u> for the Curmudgeon Archives.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>August 22, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>PARAGRAPHS IN IP DOCUMENTS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pay careful attention to paragraph structure, particularly in longer documents.<\/p>\n<p><em>Topic Sentence<\/em>\u2014Each paragraph generally should open with a topic sentence. That sentence identifies the main point of the paragraph and tells the reader what to expect.<\/p>\n<p><em>Middle and End Sentences<\/em>\u2014The middle ensures that the reader can understand the point of the paragraph. The end should reinforce the point in different words. The modern trend is toward shorter paragraphs, often only 3 to 8 sentences.<\/p>\n<p><em>Bridging Between Paragraphs<\/em>\u2014Connecting bridges might include: (1) words such as this, that, these, or those, to point to something preceding; (2) echo words that repeat an idea in summary language; and (3) transitional words such as finally, further, or likewise. For real-life examples, see B. Garner, The Winning Brief at 161-68 (2014).<\/p>\n<p><em>From Last Week<\/em>\u2014 Reader RORY PHEIFFER asked, \u201cWhy go to one free online dictionary?\u201d He recommended <a href=\"https:\/\/onelook.com\/\">OneLook<\/a>. It provides links to numerous online dictionaries that define your word.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>August 15, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>PRESERVING STANDARD, EDUCATED ENGLISH USED IN IP<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>The Guardians<\/em> &#8211; Who are the people protecting our IP briefs, legal memoranda, and patent specifications from television reality show language? The guardians aren\u2019t celebrities or comedians. WE are the guardians (along with English teachers). Judges say IP people often are the most-accomplished and best-prepared writers and speakers they see. Keep up the good work!<\/p>\n<p><em>Online Dictionaries<\/em> &#8211; They\u2019re great for finding exactly the right word. Use them often. The most popular online dictionary in the U.S. is <em>Merriam-Webster<\/em>, and it\u2019s free. Enter a word and you have at your fingertips the spelling, pronunciation, word history, synonyms, and a host of related words. <em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary<\/em>, however, isn\u2019t online in any subscription I have. You need to remember the alphabet.<\/p>\n<p><em>Milestone <\/em>&#8211; Today\u2019s column is the 200th since IPO revived the Curmudgeon. Thanks so much for the many reader suggestions. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>August 8, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>COPING WITH IP WRITER&#8217;S BLOCK<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Writer&#8217;s block\u00a0is \u201ca non-medical condition . . . in which an author is either unable to produce new work or experiences a creative slowdown.\u201d <em>Wikipedia<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>It can occur for countless reasons. In the early 1900s, ZANE GREY was one of the first millionaire fiction writers. Then his wife sold his battered, old chair and he couldn\u2019t write. She retrieved the chair and he was a star again. In IP, although we write nonfiction and have deadlines, we can still suffer writer\u2019s block. Try these remedies:<\/p>\n<p><em>Change Your Work Habits\u2014<\/em>Write when you\u2019re at your best. Split the job into pieces. If you get on a roll, work 16 hours straight.<\/p>\n<p><em>Avoid \u201cAnalysis Paralysis\u201d<\/em>\u2014After you start writing, don\u2019t do more research until you have a draft.<\/p>\n<p><em>Unleash the Madman\/Madwoman<\/em>\u2014If you don\u2019t have a clear vision of your arguments and your outlines aren\u2019t helping you, furiously type every unorganized idea you can dream up. Go crazy. Then separate wheat from chaff.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>August 1, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>TEN PREFERRED IP AND LEGAL WORDS<\/strong><\/p>\n<table class=\" aligncenter\" style=\"border-collapse: collapse;\" cellpadding=\"5\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"width: 100%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-40683\" src=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Curmudgeon-198-300x228.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"228\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Curmudgeon-198-200x152.jpg 200w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Curmudgeon-198-300x228.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Curmudgeon-198-400x304.jpg 400w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Curmudgeon-198-600x456.jpg 600w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Curmudgeon-198-768x583.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Curmudgeon-198-800x608.jpg 800w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Curmudgeon-198-1024x778.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Curmudgeon-198.jpg 1127w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Thanks to readers for preferred words. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>July 25, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>PATENT CLAIMING LANGUAGE (CONT.)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>To draft or analyze claims, you need to know terms of art. Here are a few:<\/p>\n<p><em>Elements or Limitations<\/em>\u2014 Reader JOHN MOLENDA sent a helpful comment on last week\u2019s column. When explaining the effect of transitional phrases on claim coverage, I referred to \u201celements.\u201d I should have said \u201climitations.\u201d That\u2019s the word used in modern Federal Circuit opinions. It\u2019s more precise.<\/p>\n<p><em>Squires Claims<\/em>\u2014Named for a 1961 case, these rare claims were a teaser in last week\u2019s column. The entire claim in <em>Squires<\/em> was: \u201c1. A font of numerals as shown in Fig. 1.\u201d\u00a0 Such incorporation by reference is allowed \u201conly when there is no practical way to express the information in words.\u201d <em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Other Claims Named for Cases<\/em>\u2014<em>Jepson<\/em> claims, 1917, have a preamble setting forth the current state of the art, followed by the phrase, \u201cthe improvement comprising.\u201d <em>Markush<\/em> claims, 1925, typically have language such as \u201cselected from the group consisting of.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Even plain English fanatics use terms of art. Comments are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>July 18, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>PATENT CLAIMING LANGUAGE: TRANSITIONAL PHRASES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Patent claims ordinarily have three parts: a preamble, a transitional phrase, and a body. Common transitional phrases are \u201ccomprising,\u201d \u201cconsisting of,\u201d and \u201cconsisting essentially of.\u201d The body states the elements of the claimed invention.<\/p>\n<p><em>Comprising<\/em>\u2014Most patent claims use \u201ccomprising,\u201d which in patent lingo is an open-ended term. It means the claim can cover other elements in addition to those in the body.<\/p>\n<p><em>Consisting of<\/em>\u2014A closed-ended term meaning that the coverage is limited to elements in the body.<\/p>\n<p><em>Consisting Essentially of<\/em>\u2014According to <em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary<\/em>, this phrase means \u201cnearly closed-ended.\u201d Professor Dennis Crouch believes the Federal Circuit\u2019s June 30 opinion in <em>Eye Therapies<\/em> departed from the established meaning. I offer no opinion on this.<\/p>\n<p><em>Squires Claims<\/em>\u2014In writing this column, I discovered that <em>Black\u2019s<\/em> lists varieties of claims, including a rare variety called \u201cSquires Claims.\u201d No, they\u2019re not named for John Squires, the nominee for USPTO director.\u00a0 More next week.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>July 11, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>DON\u2019T ALWAYS FOLLOW EVERY LANGUAGE RULE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Avoid Redundant Legal Phrases<\/em>\u2014 \u201cTrue and correct\u201d was an example in my last column. Reader DAVID REED said sometimes we may have no choice but to use a redundant phrase. \u201cTrue and correct,\u201d he noted, comes from 28 U.S.C. 1746, which prescribes a format for unsworn declarations under penalty of perjury.<\/p>\n<p><em>Prefer the Active Voice<\/em>\u2014In the active voice, the subject performs the action. \u201cJohn made mistakes.\u201d Active voice usually is clearer and more direct, but <em>Garner\u2019s Modern English Usage <\/em>(5<sup>th<\/sup> ed.) explains times when you should use the passive. <em>E.g<\/em>., the action may be more important than the actor, or you may not want to reveal the actor\u2019s identity. \u201cMistakes were made.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Don\u2019t Split Infinitives<\/em>\u2014That was the old rule. (A split infinitive\u00a0occurs when a word, usually an adverb, is placed between &#8220;to&#8221; and a basic verb.) Today experts say split infinitives are ok. They might make your sentence clearer and sound more natural. Follow your ear.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>June 20, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>COME JULY 31 MILLIONS WILL KNOW THE NAME \u201cFEDERAL CIRCUIT\u201d <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We live in an IP language bubble, where we use words unfamiliar to the world outside the bubble.<\/p>\n<p><em>Federal Circuit<\/em>\u2014The court is known to possibly 100,000 people in IP and elsewhere, but unknown to most of the estimated 245 million U.S. English speakers. That\u2019s about to change. On July 31 the Federal Circuit will hear arguments in <em>V.O.S. Selections, Inc. v. Trump<\/em>, which involves the president\u2019s constitutional authority to impose tariffs. Major media will report on the case persistently. Suddenly millions will know of the Federal Circuit. From an IP language viewpoint, that will be good.<\/p>\n<p><em>Comprising<\/em>\u2014The most common word in patent claims is an \u201copen\u201d term inside the IP bubble and a \u201cclosed\u201d term outside. To get everyone on the same page, I advocate using \u201cincluding\u201d in patent claims.<\/p>\n<p><em>Readers<\/em>\u2014Commenting on last week\u2019s column on achieving excellence in IP\/ legal documents, readers said wine only makes you think you\u2019re achieving excellence.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>June 13, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>TIPS FOR ACHIEVING EXCELLENCE IN IP\/LEGAL DOCUMENTS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Unless you\u2019re a novelist, don\u2019t write in a stream of consciousness style. IP and legal documents need organizing before the first draft.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Know what you want to say. Think it through over a glass of wine. For longer documents, write and revise an outline.<\/li>\n<li>Organize in a logical sequence. To persuade, make your strongest arguments first and sometimes your weakest never.<\/li>\n<li>If the audience doesn\u2019t know the subject, give background. Also, as Judge ROBERT BACHARACH says, \u201cTo understand how the analysis will unfold, the reader needs to know from the outset what the conclusion is.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>After you\u2019ve written a draft, edit and edit some more. Strive for clarity, conciseness, and plain English words.<\/li>\n<li>If you have collaborators or an editor, give them time for review\u2014and a glass of wine. But never let them see an early draft.<\/li>\n<li>Like wine, let your document age before you declare it ready. It\u2019s amazing what you can see with fresh eyes!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Suggestions are Invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>June 6, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>COMMENTS FROM THE READERS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Formal Logic Rules: <\/em>A friendly reader commented, \u201cThis stuff does not play well in my linear mind.\u201d Granted, logic rules aren\u2019t silver bullets. You can make winning arguments without knowing logic rules if you support your conclusions with common-sense reasoning.<\/p>\n<p><em>Federal Circuit v. CAFC: <\/em>Why do people persist in using \u201cCAFC\u201d? One reader thinks it might be because the court\u2019s internet address is cafc.uscourts.gov. Another reader, STEVE MURRAY, wonders whether CAFC is being used to reduce the word count in patent briefs.<\/p>\n<p><em>Unneeded Parentheticals:<\/em> BRYAN GARNER isn\u2019t a reader, but he knows of this column. In a recent article he said many judges and lawyers write, \u201cPetitioner Herman Grundy (hereinafter \u2018Grundy\u2019).\u201d If there\u2019s only one Grundy in a case, a parenthetical isn\u2019t needed. After the first mention, just write \u201cGrundy\u201d and give your readers credit for having intelligence.<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>May 30, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>IP LANGUAGE ANNOYANCES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Readers send me words and phrases that irritate them. Here are three:<\/p>\n<p><em>Register or Registrar: <\/em>The head of the U.S. Copyright Office is the Register of Copyrights, not the Registrar. The Register\u2019s title has been in the mainstream media since the issue of authority to fire her arose. Often the media get it wrong.<\/p>\n<p><em>Log In or Login:<\/em> The verb form &#8220;log in&#8221; is used when referring to the action of entering a system, while &#8220;login&#8221; as a noun refers to the credentials used for that action.\u00a0Simple. You use your login to log in.<\/p>\n<p><em>Federal Circuit or CAFC: <\/em>The first chief judge insisted on \u201cFederal Circuit\u201d because he wanted the public to understand that the new court was at the same level as the better-known courts of appeals for the regional circuits. (After Wednesday\u2019s tariff decision by the U.S. Court of International Trade, the Federal Circuit may have a higher profile. The Federal Circuit has exclusive jurisdiction over appeals from that court.)<\/p>\n<p>Comments are Invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>May 23, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WRAPPING UP: USE OF LOGIC TO CONSTRUCT REASONED ARGUMENTS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Good legal writers, including IP writers, often make their arguments using the science of logic. Last week we summarized deductive reasoning, expressed in syllogisms \u2014 a major premise, a minor premise, and a conclusion. If the premises in a proper syllogism are true<em>,<\/em> <em>you can be certain that the conclusion is true.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Another main category of logic is inductive reasoning. Here, <em>you can\u2019t be certain that the conclusion is true.<\/em> In inductive reasoning, a broad generalization is arrived at by observing many narrow instances. E.g., \u201cA is smart, B is smart, and C is smart. Therefore, everyone is smart.\u201d This is \u201cthe fallacy of hasty generalization.\u201d Closely related is reasoning by <em>analogy<\/em>. Analogies are used to compare legal issues with precedents. Whether an analogy is strong or weak is a matter of judgment.<\/p>\n<p>The language of logic is dense. For a plain English discussion, see <em>Logic for Law Students,<\/em> 69 Univ. of Pittsburgh L. Rev.1(2007). Next week: back to ordinary IP language. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>May 16, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>MORE ON LOGIC: CONSTRUCTING LEGAL ARGUMENTS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Last week I covered the logical fallacy called \u201cbegging the question.\u201d Today I will touch on syllogisms.<\/p>\n<p>A syllogism is an argument in which a conclusion is inferred from <em>two<\/em> <em>premises<\/em>. An example of a valid syllogism: (1) \u201cAll people are mortal\u201d (major premise); (2) \u201cSocrates is a person\u201d (minor premise); and (3) \u201cTherefore, Socrates is mortal\u201d (conclusion). An invalid syllogism: \u201cAll lawyers are runners. Smith is a lawyer. Therefore, Smith is a runner.\u201d\u00a0 The major premise is false because not all lawyers are runners.<\/p>\n<p>Instinctively or consciously, the best writers often structure their arguments in syllogistic form. They think in syllogisms too. That\u2019s called, \u201cthinking like a lawyer.\u201d Fashioning premises based on known facts pertinent to your case can be a lot of work, but explicit reasoning keeps people from making arguments based on mere undisciplined hunches.<\/p>\n<p>Syllogisms are explained in detail in <em>Logic for Lawyers: A Guide to Clear Legal Thinking<\/em>, (3d. ed. 2001, $30 on Amazon). Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>May 9, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WHAT\u2019S THE MEANING OF \u201cBEGS THE QUESTION\u201d?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Today this phrase is used in two ways.<\/p>\n<p>Ever since Aristotle, it\u2019s been used to describe a logical fallacy. \u201cBegging the question\u201d is an attempt to prove a claim with a premise that restates or presupposes the claim. \u201cOpium induces sleep because it has a\u00a0soporific quality.\u201d This statement uses a synonym to support the conclusion already stated. If such an argument takes multiple steps, it may be called \u201ccircular reasoning.\u201d Lawyers know the concept.<\/p>\n<p>But English is a living language. According to <em>The Washington Post<\/em> and Bryan Garner, lots of people now use \u201cbegs the question\u201d to pose a follow-up question. They write that something \u201cbegs the question\u201d and then state the question. A recent article said <em>Post<\/em> editors disapprove.\u00a0 \u201cIf you mean that something\u00a0<em>raises the question<\/em>, write that it raises the question.\u201d Bryan Garner, however, says the newer usage of \u201cbegs the question\u201d has become widespread and he accepts it.<\/p>\n<p>Be aware of the two usages. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>LIST OF EDITS INCLUDING READER SUGGESTIONS<\/strong><\/p>\n<table class=\" aligncenter\" style=\"border-collapse: collapse;\" cellpadding=\"5\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"width: 100%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-40217\" src=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Curmudgeon-5.02-chart-300x107.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"107\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Curmudgeon-5.02-chart-200x71.jpg 200w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Curmudgeon-5.02-chart-300x107.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Curmudgeon-5.02-chart-400x143.jpg 400w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Curmudgeon-5.02-chart-600x214.jpg 600w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Curmudgeon-5.02-chart-768x274.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Curmudgeon-5.02-chart-800x286.jpg 800w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Curmudgeon-5.02-chart-1024x366.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Curmudgeon-5.02-chart-1200x428.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Curmudgeon-5.02-chart-1536x548.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Curmudgeon-5.02-chart.jpg 1765w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Many of these were explained in past columns. Comments invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>April 25, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>ARE EM DASHES A SIGN OF WRITING PRODUCED BY AI?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This question is being debated on social media\u2014emotionally\u2014by professors, journalists, and other word nerds. Last week it was covered by <em>The Washington Post<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>An em dash is a punctuation mark that\u2019s longer than a hyphen\u2014as wide as a capital M. It\u2019s an alternative to commas, parentheses, and colons\u2014for adding emphasis or flair or causing the reader to pause.<\/p>\n<p>Some writers are convinced that generative AI tools such as ChatGPT favor em dashes, which might cause editors to suspect that human writing with em dashes is AI-generated. Others haven\u2019t seen a problem. A representative of OpenAI told the <em>Post<\/em>, \u201cit\u2019s possible,\u201d but the firm is continuing to improve ChatGPT\u2019s writing ability.<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon\u2019s take: Em dashes are still standard, educated English and appropriate for IP documents such as briefs and memos. To avoid clutter, use em dashes sparingly\u2014and no more than two in one sentence.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>April 11, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>A BETTER NAME FOR PTAB OPINIONS THAT ARE DESIGNATED \u201cINFORMATIVE\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The USPTO highlights notable opinions of the Patent Trial and Appeal Board by designating them \u201cPrecedential\u201d or \u201cInformative.\u201d Recently the Office drew attention to an opinion in <em>Cambridge Mobile Telematics <\/em>that apparently was the first designated Informative in a while.<\/p>\n<p>The Office <u><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uspto.gov\/patents\/ptab\/precedential-informative-decisions\">defines<\/a><\/u> Informative as, \u201cproviding Board norms on recurring issues, guidance on issues of first impression to the Board, guidance on Board rules and practices . . . .\u201d Does this mean an opinion can be uninformative? Of course not. Every opinion is informative, at least to the parties.<\/p>\n<p>How about changing \u201cInformative\u201d to \u201cVery Informative\u201d?\u00a0 The word \u201cvery\u201d can be meaningless, but in this context it would act as a strengthener. The effect would be to make clearer that every opinion is considered informative.<\/p>\n<p>BTW, when opinions are de-designated, it probably makes the authors a little sad. Comments are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address. Click <u>here<\/u> for the Curmudgeon Archives.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>April 4, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>POINTERS ON DRAFTING LEGISLATION<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You may be asked to advise on IP legislation. With the new U.S. Congress underway (119th Congress, 2025 and 2026), it\u2019s a good time for a refresher on legislative writing and editing.<\/p>\n<p><em>Basic Principles \u2013<\/em> The goals are the same as for other legal writing: clarity, conciseness, and good organization. The quote attributed to many people, \u201cSausage and legislation are better not seen in the making,\u201d refers to political dealmaking. Recommended attire for drafters is body armor.<\/p>\n<p><em>Avoid Unnecessary Detail<\/em> \u2013 The U.S. patent and copyright statutes have become word swamps that may be contributing to litigation. Leave details to regulations when possible.<\/p>\n<p><em>Curmudgeon\u2019s Pet Peeves<\/em> \u2013 (1) For clarity, bills to amend patent law section 101 should refer to \u201csubject matter eligibility,\u201d not just \u201celigibility.\u201d (2) Definitions may be needed in bills, but they should come at the end. The chapter in the patent code on patentability starts with section 100, \u201cDefinitions.\u201d Poor organization.<\/p>\n<p><em>References <\/em>\u2013 Garner, <em>Guidelines for Drafting and Editing Legislation<\/em> (2016); Strokoff and Filson, <em>Legislative Drafter\u2019s Desk Reference<\/em> (2024).<\/p>\n<p>Comments are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 28, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>READER SAYS \u201cOH, COMMA ON!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Comma Clutter &#8211; <\/em>Last week I asserted that many IP briefs and opinions are cluttered with unneeded commas. I said don\u2019t put a comma everywhere you would pause if reading aloud.<\/p>\n<p>Friendly readers questioned this. ROBERT SACHS relishes the comma. He said, \u201cOh, Comma on!\u201d (He\u2019s a budding comedian). JEFF GLUCK wondered whether The Curmudgeon is moving toward sloppiness. He believes commas are meant to harmonize speaking and writing, among other purposes.<\/p>\n<p><em>Not to Worry \u2013<\/em> Fewer commas are used now, but no one is ignoring them in formal legal or technical writing.\u00a0 <em>Garner\u2019s Modern English Usage<\/em> (2022) discusses 10 uses for commas. They\u2019re disappearing, though, after short opening phrases and before \u201cand\u201d and \u201cor\u201d in compound sentences. Briefs written for the U.S. Supreme Court show the lighter use of commas in long legal documents, but clarity still rules.<\/p>\n<p><em>Commas Can Be Protected <\/em>&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apostrophe.org.uk\">The\u00a0Apostrophe Protection Society<\/a>\u00a0was founded in 2001. It has 4,500 members in the UK and the US. Membership is free.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address. Click <a href=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/index.php\/the-ip-language-curmudgeon-archives\/\"><u>here<\/u><\/a> for the Curmudgeon Archives.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 21, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>KEEPING UP WITH TODAY\u2019S ENGLISH IN THE U.S.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Avoid Comma Clutter<\/em> \u2013 Many IP briefs and opinions are cluttered with commas that are considered unnecessary today. The rule of thumb to insert a comma everywhere you might pause if reading aloud is obsolete. Examples, with unnecessary commas in brackets:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe\u2019d prefer ice cream [,] and he\u2019d prefer peaches.\u201d\u00a0 \u201cBy half past noon [,] the clock was broken.\u201d \u201cHe was unprepared [,] too.\u201d (<em>Rebel with a Clause, <\/em>Ellen Jovin).<\/p>\n<p>To ensure clarity, however, most experts still use the \u201cOxford comma\u201d to separate the last item from the next-to-last in a series. E.g., \u201cThe Joneses, The Smiths, and the Nelsons.\u201d (Bryan Garner).<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cWhom\u201d Seems to be Fading Away <\/em>\u2013 The full list of old grammar rules on \u201cwho\u201d v. \u201cwhom\u201d is too hard to remember. I trust my ear and use \u201cwho\u201d unless it sounds weird. There are instances when \u201cwhom\u201d is needed. E.g., <em>\u201cFor Whom the Bell Tolls\u201d <\/em>(Ernest Hemingway and Metallica). If it doesn\u2019t sound right, recast your sentence. \u201cIn 200 years, \u2018whom\u2019 will be extinct.\u201d (Edward Sapir).<\/p>\n<p>I welcome your suggestions. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 14, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>COPYRIGHT LAW: CREATING THE SAME WORK INDEPENDENTLY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Last week I discussed \u201cexclusive right\u201d and \u201cright to exclude others\u201d as used in U.S. patent law. How about copyright law?<\/p>\n<p>A copyright isn\u2019t an \u201cexclusive\u201d right as the word is defined in dictionaries. Exclusive means limited to only a person or group of persons. Copyright law doesn\u2019t have the concept of novelty. Two parties who create the same work <em>independently<\/em> both have a copyright. Independent creation rarely arises in practice, but copyright experts explain it to illustrate one of the ways copyrights differ from patents.<\/p>\n<p>The legendary Secondary Circuit Judge Learned Hand put it this way in 1936:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c[I]f by some magic a person who had never known it were to compose anew Keats\u2019 <em>Ode on a Grecian Urn<\/em>, they would be an \u2018author,\u2019 and if they copyrighted it, others might not copy that poem, although they might of course copy Keats.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I recommend that careful writers avoid calling copyrights exclusive. I welcome your suggestions for future columns. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 7, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>CAREFUL WRITING: IS IT AN EXCLUSIVE RIGHT OR A RIGHT TO EXCLUDE?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Article I, Section 8 of the U.S. Constitution provides that Congress shall have the power to secure to inventors for limited times \u201cthe exclusive right\u201d to their inventions. Under the patent statute, however, a patent grant is defined as a \u201cright to exclude.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The \u201cright to exclude\u201d is interpreted more narrowly than \u201cexclusive right.\u201d For example, an inventor may obtain a patent on an improvement to a patented invention with broad claims that is owned by someone else. The improvement inventor can\u2019t practice its invention without obtaining a license under the broader patent, sometimes called a \u201cblocking patent.\u201d So, the right to exclude is not an unqualified exclusive right.<\/p>\n<p>Because Article I, Section 8 doesn\u2019t require Congress to exercise the full scope of the power given to it, the statutory definition of a patent isn\u2019t in conflict with the constitutional language.\u00a0 Refer to patents as \u201crights to exclude.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I welcome comments. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 28, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>THE D-WORD AND OTHER TRENDS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Deep<\/em> &#8212; When the Chinese company DeepSeek burst on to the AI scene last month, people began noticing that \u201cdeep\u201d is the trendiest of words. A search this week revealed 731 startup companies with \u201cdeep\u201d in their names<em>. <\/em>To ordinary people, the \u201cD-word\u201d seems to mean something like \u201ccutting-edge tech,\u201d although to AI experts it apparently means \u201cdeep neural networks.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Big Tech Bros<\/em> &#8212; Remember when \u201ctechnology\u201d simply meant \u201capplied science\u201d or \u201cengineering science\u201d? It gradually was supplanted by \u201ctech\u201d and then by \u201cbig tech.\u201d The hot issue now is, \u201cWho are the big tech bros?\u201d English is a living language.<\/p>\n<p><em>Comprising <\/em>&#8212; Last week I suggested \u201cincluding\u201d for patent claims instead of \u201ccomprising.\u201d Comprising has a meaning to lay people exactly opposite to the meaning given to it by courts in patent claims. See <em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary<\/em>. Reader WALT LINDER said he in fact uses \u201cincluding.\u201d I hope Walt\u2019s a trend setter.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 21, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>CURMUDGEON\u2019S WORDS AND PHRASES (UPDATED)<\/strong><\/p>\n<table class=\" aligncenter\" style=\"border-collapse: collapse;\" cellpadding=\"5\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"width: 100%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-39795\" src=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Curmudgeon-Chart_Page_1-300x162.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"162\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Curmudgeon-Chart_Page_1-200x108.jpg 200w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Curmudgeon-Chart_Page_1-300x162.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Curmudgeon-Chart_Page_1-400x216.jpg 400w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Curmudgeon-Chart_Page_1-600x324.jpg 600w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Curmudgeon-Chart_Page_1-768x415.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Curmudgeon-Chart_Page_1-800x432.jpg 800w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Curmudgeon-Chart_Page_1-1024x553.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Curmudgeon-Chart_Page_1.jpg 1124w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Most have been explained in past columns. Comments invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 14, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>CIVILITY IN IP (PART 1)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Defining It<\/em> \u2013 Civility is a core principle in every workplace. For purposes of IP, it means being respectful and courteous when interacting with co-workers, adverse parties, courts, and agencies, among others &#8212; in writing and orally. Civility helps ensure that everyone can be heard.<\/p>\n<p><em>It\u2019s Declining<\/em> &#8212; While judges have commented that IP attorneys often are more respectful and courteous than other attorneys, experts say civility in society overall has been declining for years, or even decades. In a 2023 ABA survey, 85 percent of 1,000 people who responded believed incivility was more common than 10 years earlier.<\/p>\n<p><em>Incivility <\/em>\u2014 Bad behavior includes rude emails, unnecessarily aggressive court filings, sarcasm, condescending comments, and inappropriate interruptions. Some may consider the notion of civility quaint, but it has real-life costs including wasteful litigation and loss of employees and clients.<\/p>\n<p><em>Instilling It<\/em> &#8212; Consider more programs in law schools, mentoring employees, more meetings between parties before deciding to sue, and alternative dispute resolution. Stay tuned.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 7, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>PEACEKEEPING: AVOID SAYING \u201cHARD IP\u201d OR \u201cSOFT IP\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I hear these terms occasionally.\u00a0 According to <em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary<\/em>, \u201chard IP\u201d is \u201cintellectual property such as a patent . . . .\u201d \u201cSoft IP\u201d is \u201cintellectual property such as a copyright . . . .\u201d The first known usages were in the 1990s.<\/p>\n<p>Sources other than <em>Black\u2019s <\/em>provide a variety of definitions. Some include trademarks and trade secrets in soft IP. In the context of semiconductor design,\u00a0&#8220;soft IP&#8221; seems to refer to flexible, customizable designs and &#8220;hard IP&#8221; refers to less flexible designs.<\/p>\n<p>One author says the terms hard IP and soft IP are \u201ccontroversial\u201d among patent and copyright practitioners. Another complains that soft IP \u201cimplies that patent law alone is hard.\u201d One of my friends argues that copyright law in fact is much harder than patent law.<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon\u2019s advice: Don\u2019t use \u201chard\u201d and \u201csoft.\u201d We don\u2019t need fights for no reason.<\/p>\n<p>Your suggestions for future topics are invited.\u00a0\u00a0 Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 31, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>READERS COMMENT ON \u201cINVENTION\u201d AND \u201cCAFC\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Invention &#8212; Reacting to last week\u2019s column on the words \u201cinvention\u201d and \u201cinnovation,\u201d reader ROBERT SACHS says he was taught that you never use the term \u201cinvention\u201d or \u201cpresent invention\u201d in a patent specification.\u00a0\u00a0The only things that are \u201cinventions\u201d <u>. . . <\/u>\u00a0are those that are claimed.\u00a0Everything else is simply a description . . . .\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He says courts have limited the scope of claims because the drafter characterized the \u201cpresent invention\u201d in the body of the specification. Also, he never uses \u201cinnovation\u201d in a patent because there\u2019s no need for it.<\/p>\n<p>CAFC &#8212; A reader commented on the January 17column, which noted that the Federal Circuit\u2019s first chief judge didn\u2019t like \u201cCAFC.\u201d The reader doesn\u2019t like it either, but she believes the web address for the court, <em>cafc.uscourts.gov, <\/em>may be an obstacle to getting rid of it.<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions Are Welcome.\u00a0\u00a0 Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 24, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>USING &#8220;INVENTION&#8221; AND &#8220;INNOVATION&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The U.S. patent code says \u201cinvention\u201d means \u201cinvention or discovery.\u201d\u00a0 That may be the world\u2019s least helpful definition. <em>Merriam-Webster<\/em> defines \u201cinvention\u201d as \u201ca product of the imagination.\u201d Some people think an \u201cinvention\u201d must involve an idea that is new.<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s the distinction between \u201cinvention\u201d and \u201cinnovation\u201d? The University of Pittsburgh has <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.innovation.pitt.edu\/invention-vs.-innovation-whats-the-difference\">a 5-minute video<\/a> on this question as it relates to technology. WIPO says innovation means \u201cdoing something new that improves a product, process or service.\u201d In U.S. parlance, however, innovation has taken on a much broader meaning. It can be almost any activity in life that implies improvement or progress.<\/p>\n<p>To be as clear as possible when you use the word \u201cinnovation,\u201d I suggest specifying the type of innovation, such as &#8220;technological innovation,&#8221; \u201cbusiness innovation,&#8221; or &#8220;social innovation.&#8221; In some contexts, you might say \u201ccreation,\u201d which is less over-used.<\/p>\n<p>Do you have thoughts? Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address. <a href=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/index.php\/the-ip-language-curmudgeon-archives\/\">Click here<\/a> for the Curmudgeon Archives.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"MAILTO:CURMUDGEON@IPO.ORG\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 17, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>READERS HAVE COMMENTS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>The Applicant States<\/em> &#8212; Last month one reader said it seemed odd to start a sentence in a patent document with \u201cApplicant states.\u201d He uses \u201cThe Applicant states.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>According to another reader, ROBERT SACHS, the rule is to use \u201cthe\u201d if a referent is sufficiently known. Robert, however, seems to prefer just \u201cApplicant states.\u201d He says he\u2019s old school.<\/p>\n<p><em>Jones Italicized? <\/em>&#8212; An anonymous reader says that when a patent is cited by referring to the inventor\u2019s name (<em>e.g.,<\/em> \u201c<em>Jones<\/em> teaches. . .\u201d), the name should be italicized. Yes, titles of cited documents usually are italicized, but it might be a heavy lift to get writers to do it in patent citations.<\/p>\n<p><em>Language Changes Take Time<\/em> &#8212; When the Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit was established in 1982, the legendary Chief Judge HOWARD MARKEY urged the short form \u201cFederal Circuit,\u201d not \u201cCAFC.\u201d He felt that \u201cFederal Circuit\u201d accorded more status. Still today, the struggle continues between status supporters and acronym addicts.<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 10, 2025<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>DO WORDS MATTER? <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>To wrap up 2024, let\u2019s look at the state of language outside of IP. <em>Politico<\/em> reports that Senator BRIAN SCHATZ from Hawaii, a Democrat, knows why Democrats lost the election. \u201cThey didn\u2019t talk like normal people.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Schatz recalls Harris saying, \u201cI\u2019m going to center the needs of the working class.\u201d Shatz doesn\u2019t know \u201canyone else in the world\u201d who uses \u201ccenter\u201d that way. And Democrats were fond of the expression \u201cmaking space for.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He says Trump \u201cspeaks like people speak now, including profanity. It\u2019s normalized. . . . And you know what, everybody says it in this country with very few exceptions.\u201d Trump is \u201cthe guy at the end of the bar. For better or worse.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Schatz may be joking, but while profanity is humor for comedians, it\u2019s a way for other people including politicians of both parties to express annoyance, disdain, and hate. Is there a link with the shocking decline of public confidence in courts to 35 percent (Gallup)? Let\u2019s keep profanity out of IP.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>December 20, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cAPPLICANT\u201d OR \u201cTHE APPLICANT\u201d?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Reader WALT LINDER wonders whether it\u2019s proper to start a sentence in an IP document with, \u201cApplicant states . . . .\u201d He says it sounds odd to him, so he inserts \u201cThe\u201d before \u201cApplicant.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Walt, you\u2019re not the only one who thinks it\u2019s odd to omit the definite article \u201cThe\u201d before names like \u201cApplicant\u201d or \u201cPetitioner.\u201d This seems to be a peculiarity of U.S. patent prosecution practice. A good general rule is to write like educated people talk. You\u2019d say, \u201c<em>The<\/em> dog is barking.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s another naming tip. In <em>inter partes<\/em> cases, refer to the parties in the style of the Supreme Court and the Federal Circuit. The courts use the real names of the parties (e.g., Smith and Jones) all through their opinions. Names of people (and companies) help the reader remember the parties and make it easier to follow the story. The USPTO\u2019s PTAB uses \u201cpetitioner\u201d and \u201cpatent owner,\u201d which some say makes for harder reading.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Holidays!<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>December 13, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>BE PRECISE WITH \u201cNAMELY\u201d IN TRADEMARK IDENTIFICATIONS OF GOODS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The word \u201cnamely\u201d has appeared in the identifications of goods and services in millions of U.S. trademark applications and registrations. It could be as common as \u201ccomprising\u201d in patent claims.<\/p>\n<p>This year the USPTO\u2019s trademark board encountered an issue with \u201cnamely\u201d in the identification of goods for the mark SAFELOCK. The identification read, \u201cComponents for air conditioning and cooling systems, <em>namely,<\/em> evaporation coolers.\u201d (Emphasis added).<\/p>\n<p>The mark had been used in commerce with components, but had not been used in commerce with evaporation coolers. The trademark board said in a precedential opinion that the words following \u201cnamely\u201d are always interpreted more narrowly than the words that come before \u201cnamely.\u201d The registration was cancelled. <em>In re Locus Link USA<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon offers no opinion on whether the case was correctly decided but recommends precision in identifications of goods and services. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>December 6, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>PRONOUNCING \u201cCONDITION PRECEDENT\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>The Rule<\/em> \u2013 \u201cCondition precedent\u201d is a term in contract law. It\u2019s used often in IP agreements. How do we pronounce \u201cprecedent\u201d in \u201ccondition precedent\u201d?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cPre-<strong>seed<\/strong>-ent,\u201d not \u201c<strong>press<\/strong>-e-dent,\u201d is preferred.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Explaining It <\/em>\u2013 As an adjective, \u201cprecedent\u201d means <em>preceding<\/em> in time or order. A condition precedent is an act or event that must occur <em>before<\/em> a duty to perform something arises. It precedes. Conversely, a \u201ccondition subsequent\u201d brings something to an end.<\/p>\n<p>Contrast this with the noun \u201cprecedent,\u201d which is something that serves as an\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/dictionary\/example#h1\">example<\/a>\u00a0or rule to authorize or justify a subsequent act of the same or\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/dictionary\/analogous\">an<\/a> analogous\u00a0kind. The noun is pronounced \u201c<strong>press<\/strong>-e-dent.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Ranting About It<\/em> \u2013 Lawyers have been taught this distinction in pronunciation for 200 years, but lately the Curmudgeon has noticed that increasing numbers haven\u2019t learned yet. A condition precedent precedes. How hard is that?<\/p>\n<p>Comments are always welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>November 22, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>LINGO TO KNOW FOR DISCUSSING CHANCES OF IP BILLS IN CONGRESS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Lame Duck<\/em> \u2013 In politics a lame duck is an elected official whose successor already has been elected. The current U.S. Congress with many lame ducks will end before Jan. 3, 2025, when the new Congress starts. Lame ducks have limited power and influence. They may be inclined to put bills off, or they may be inclined toward action because they don\u2019t fear consequences.<\/p>\n<p><em>Kicking the Can Down the Road<\/em> \u2013 Politicians began using this expression in the 1980s. Its name comes from the children\u2019s game \u201ckick the can.\u201d It describes the practice of delaying an issue in hopes that someone will make a decision later. Soon we will know whether the lame duck Congress will kick IP bills down the road this year.<\/p>\n<p><em>250 Columns \u2013<\/em>\u00a0Today\u2019s column is the 250th, counting columns written since they resumed in 2022 and older ones. I\u2019m grateful for your suggestions.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>November 15, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>IS A PATENT \u201cIP\u201d OR IS IT AN \u201cIP RIGHT\u201d? (CONT.)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This was the question last week. I appreciate the comments submitted by readers. I\u2019ll try to distill them.<\/p>\n<p>Property &#8212; tangible or intangible &#8212; is a \u201cbundle of rights.\u201d The rights bundle for inventions is similar to the rights bundle for land. For patents, the rights bundle is defined by the constitution, statutes, and court decisions. Key rights include the right to exclude, the right to possess, and the right to transfer.<\/p>\n<p>Remember what Ralph Waldo Emerson said: \u201c. . . foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.\u201d Usage of the term \u201cIP\u201d is not always consistent. Inventions that aren\u2019t protectable and therefore not property are often called \u201cIP\u201d anyway. If you\u2019re discussing patent-eligible inventions, however, you\u2019re discussing property rights. For clarity, let\u2019s call a patent an \u201cIP right.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Next week I\u2019ll find something easier. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>November 8, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>ARE PATENTS \u201cINTELLECTUAL PROPERTY\u201d OR \u201cINTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS\u201d?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When I searched online for the meaning of \u201cIP,\u201d the first answer I got was \u201cInternet Protocol.\u201d Darn it!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, how should we use the terms IP and intellectual property in our field? <em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary<\/em> gives two definitions of intellectual property (quotations simplified):<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>A category of intangible rights, such as patents, protecting commercially valuable products of the human intellect.<\/li>\n<li>A commercially valuable product of the human intellect, in a concrete or abstract form, such as a patentable invention.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>With the first definition, your patent is IP. With the second definition, it\u2019s your invention that\u2019s IP, making your patent an IP \u201cright.\u201d Which definition do you use? Which is the more common usage? Does it matter? (Let\u2019s leave trademarks and copyrights for another time).<\/p>\n<p>BTW, in 1972 IPO apparently became the first association to use the term \u201cintellectual property\u201d in its name. Soon other associations followed suit. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>November 1, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>DISH OF THE SEASON: \u201cWORD SALAD\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We\u2019ve heard the term word salad a lot lately. Word salad has no calories. It\u2019s a difficult-or-impossible-to-understand mixture of confused words or phrases.<\/p>\n<p>The first known use of the term word salad was in 1904. According to Merriam-Webster, in early years it described \u201cthe disordered speech of the mentally ill &#8212; but now it\u2019s also being used to describe political speeches.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Common word salad, I\u2019ll call it, often happens when a speaker doesn\u2019t know the answers to questions. Word salad virtuosos, on the other hand, know the answers, but they choose to speak confidently with many words and say nothing.<\/p>\n<p>Word salad isn\u2019t limited to politics. In the <em>Nexstep<\/em> opinion reported in the <em>IPO Daily News<\/em> last week, the Federal Circuit upheld a district court judge who rejected expert testimony that he characterized as word salad. The Federal Circuit used the term too.<\/p>\n<p>Send your suggestions for future topics. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 24, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>CAMPAIGNING FOR LITERACY: THE WORD MUSEUM<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Readers with a spare hour in downtown Washington, DC should visit <a href=\"https:\/\/planetwordmuseum.org\/\">PLANET WORD MUSEUM<\/a>, the $60 million brainchild of philanthropist ANN B. FRIEDMAN. Friedman believes literacy trends are moving in the wrong direction. The number of adults in the U.S. who can\u2019t read is 32 million.<\/p>\n<p>The six state-of-the-art galleries are directed not to IP or STEM words, but to words generally. A featured exhibit is a 22-foot-high, 50-foot-wide interactive wall, \u201cWhere Do Words Come From?\u201d Many believe that our otherwise highly literate IP and STEM professionals need to understand better how to translate the discourses used in their arts to the discourses used in the language arts.<\/p>\n<p>The museum occupies the Franklin School, a Washington landmark built in 1869 and renovated top-to-bottom before the 2020 opening. It was from the Franklin School roof in 1880 that ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL made the first wireless voice transmission to his nearby laboratory at 1325 L Street. He called it his greatest invention.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 18, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WRITING INTERNAL MEMOS; REORGANIZING PTAB OPINIONS (CONT.)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Demise of the Legal Research Memo?<\/em> &#8212; Traditionally, formal memos are prepared to analyze the law and facts relating to a client\u2019s situation. They may be called research memos or assessment memos. They\u2019re used within a law firm or company and written before arguments are presented to a tribunal or adversary.<\/p>\n<p>Recently BRYAN GARNER said, \u201cSome lawyers don\u2019t write memos anymore, and that\u2019s a bad idea.\u201d With the rise of emails, lawyers claim simple \u201cyes\u201d and \u201cno\u201d answers save time and money. If you have a culture requiring research to be reduced to writing in a form that allows everyone on the team to understand scope of research, answers, and context, Garner insists that you\u2019ll get superior decision-making.<\/p>\n<p><em>More on PTAB Opinions<\/em> &#8212; Last week I mentioned the suggestion that the PTAB should consider changing how its opinions are organized. No one has offered any solutions yet. We\u2019ll come back to this. BTW, could the PTAB eliminate those tedious paper numbers that clutter final written decisions?<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 11, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>READING AND WRITING IP OPINIONS AND MEMOS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Most judges and lawyers are excellent writers, but The Curmudgeon has improvement ideas.<\/p>\n<p><em>U.S. Supreme Court<\/em> \u2013 The court\u2019s syllabuses are a complete waste of time. They aren\u2019t part of the court opinion. They\u2019re written by the Reporter of Decisions and they\u2019re way too long to serve as summaries. Go directly to what the justices say.<\/p>\n<p><em>Federal Circuit<\/em> \u2013 The court\u2019s opinions are generally well organized. Perhaps explanations of the technology could be made a little easier. It\u2019s a challenge in complex technologies.<\/p>\n<p><em>PTAB<\/em> \u2013JUDGE DYK has suggested that PTAB opinions are hard to read and the PTAB should consider changing how the opinions are organized. Do our readers know how to do it? For starters, could the PTAB use the names of the parties in its opinions, as courts do, not \u201cpetitioner\u201d and \u201cpatent owner\u201d?<\/p>\n<p><em>In-House Memos<\/em> \u2013 Next week.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are always welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 4, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>FOOTNOTES, CONTINUED FROM LAST WEEK<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>An anonymous reader comments, \u201c. . . my law school writing teacher said the footnotes are where the important facts and issues reside. Be sure to read them.\u201d But many people resist reading footnotes and that\u2019s not likely to change.<\/p>\n<p>Last week I said \u201cno\u201d to substantive arguments in footnotes, but I\u2019ve now realized that the U.S. Supreme Court is writing substantive footnotes. Majority opinions comment on dissenting opinions in often-lengthy, small-type footnotes, and dissenting opinions comment on majority opinions the same way. Reading glasses needed. Are the justices trying to send messages to their colleagues?<\/p>\n<p>When Bryan Garner advocated that citations to court cases should be moved to footnotes, he was speaking about legal memos, briefs, and court opinions. Law reviews already use footnotes for case citations. The dreaded <em>Bluebook<\/em> suggests it<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\nThe Curmudgeon<\/p>\n<p><em>September 27, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>USE FOOTNOTES SPARINGLY IN IP WRITING<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A reader suggested that the Curmudgeon address footnotes in IP and legal writing. A debate over footnotes goes back to at least 2008, when BRYAN GARNER and the late U.S. Supreme Court Justice ANTONIN SCALIA co-authored a book titled <em>Making Your Case<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>An issue was whether legal citations should be in the main text or in footnotes. Scalia stuck with the conventional way, for briefs and court opinions, which is to put the citations in the text. Garner wanted to move citations down to footnotes. MY ADVICE: Keep citations in the text, but at the ends of sentences, where they will be less distracting.<\/p>\n<p>A continuing issue is whether sentences or paragraphs containing less-important substantive arguments should be in footnotes. MY VIEW: Don\u2019t put an argument in a footnote if you want it read.<\/p>\n<p>BTW, Scalia once said, jokingly, \u201cThere is one field of law where they don\u2019t write in either English or Latin. That field is patent law.\u201d Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:Curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>September 20, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WARNING LIGHT FOR LEGALESE: WORDS ENDING IN \u201cION\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A word ending in \u201cion\u201d can be a noun created from a verb. Use the verb form to avoid wordy sentences.<\/p>\n<table class=\" aligncenter\" style=\"border-collapse: collapse;\" cellpadding=\"5\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"width: 100%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-39190\" src=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/chart-920-300x58.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"58\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/chart-920-200x39.jpg 200w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/chart-920-300x58.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/chart-920-400x77.jpg 400w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/chart-920-600x116.jpg 600w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/chart-920-768x148.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/chart-920-800x154.jpg 800w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/chart-920-1024x198.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/chart-920.jpg 1088w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Called \u201czombie nouns,\u201d these nouns are common in legal and academic writing. A verb is an action word and doesn\u2019t require extra words. Too many zombie nouns can make your work difficult to understand.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes you will want to use an \u201cion\u201d word to emphasize an important idea. E.g., you may want to write \u201clitigation\u201d instead of \u201clitigate\u201d or \u201ccompetition\u201d instead of \u201ccompete.\u201d And you may want to use the noun form so it can be the first word in a sentence. But if you can edit out a word that ends in \u201cion,\u201d do it.<\/p>\n<p>I invite your suggestions for future topics. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>September 13, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>SELECTING THE RIGHT WORD INSTEAD OF THE ALMOST RIGHT WORD<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We often discuss the \u201cright\u201d IP specialty words. Good IP writing, though, also requires knowing the \u201cright\u201d connectors and other common words that educated people use throughout all English writing.<\/p>\n<p>Judge BOB BACHARACH says, \u201cChoosing the right preposition[\/vc_column_text][\/vc_column][\/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text][or other short word or phrase][\/vc_column_text][\/vc_column][\/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] may require memorization or consulting a list.\u201d Here are a few examples of words that are right and not quite right.<\/p>\n<p><em>Recent Edits Made in IPO Newsletters<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Changed \u201cat the minimum\u201d to \u201cat a minimum.\u201d<br \/>\nChanged \u201cassisting in\u201d to \u201cassisting with.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Depends on the Usage<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Judge Bacharach says to use \u201ccompare with\u201d if comparing the similarities and differences of things; use \u201ccompare to\u201d if likening things to one another. Some might say it\u2019s a distinction that\u2019s too fine.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Can Be Either<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In the U.S., both \u201cdifferent from\u201d and \u201cdifferent than\u201d are acceptable. In the UK, you can say \u201cdifferent to.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Do you have pet peeves about words that aren\u2019t quite right? Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>September 6, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>ENGLISH CLASS REFRESHER: KEEP SUBJECT, VERB, AND OBJECT CLOSE TOGETHER<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s review this rule today:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cKeep the essential parts of a sentence&#8211; subject, verb and object &#8212; close together. And keep the essential parts toward the beginning of the sentence.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLegalese\u201d may result when writers insert clauses, phrases, or modifiers between the essential parts, making the sentence harder to understand. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.plainlanguage.gov\/guidelines\/concise\/keep-the-subject-verb-and-object-close-together\/\">Click here<\/a> for an example. The reason for putting the subject, verb, and object near the beginning, experts say, is that readers approach each sentence by looking near the beginning for \u201cthe action.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Some M.I.T. <a href=\"https:\/\/escholarship.org\/uc\/item\/3z47k1fp\">researchers<\/a> have been studying legalese. They believe legal writers, more than others, use \u201ccenter-embedded clauses\u201d to add details after the first draft. The M.I.T. folks also have a debatable theory that legalese is used to create a \u201cmagic spell.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>We should try to remember the rules from English class, but the first rule always is to keep your language clear and concise. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>August 30, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>IS THE U.S. GOVERNMENT GUILTY OF WORD INFLATION?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>An ABA newsletter reports that \u201cSupreme Court Justices are Writing More Concurring Opinions to Accompany Rulings.\u201d In the just-completed term, the average number of concurring votes per majority opinion was 1.44. The number for the period from 1946 to 2023 was 0.80. (Every justice who joined in a concurring opinion was counted as a vote.)<\/p>\n<p>Professor MEG PENSROSE published an article last year titled \u201cLegal Clutter: How Concurring Opinions Create Unnecessary Confusion and Encourage Litigation.\u201d The Curmudgeon sides with the professor.<br \/>\nIP regulations now may be more verbose. The question is not whether regulations are needed, but whether the regulations adopted are wordy. The Office of the Federal Register\u2019s 2023 edition of CFR Title 37 had 1,074 pages, up from 916 in 2019.<\/p>\n<p>Similarly, IP legislation in the modern era covers microscopic issues that many say are better left for agencies and courts, if they ever arise. The landmark Patent Act of 1952 was short and generally clear. Compare the 2011 AIA.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>August 23, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WANT TO START A TREND OF USING \u201cINCLUDING\u201d IN PATENT CLAIMS?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Reader RAY DOSS asked why, in last week\u2019s preferred list of IP words and phrases, the word \u201cincluding\u201d was listed as preferred over \u201ccomprising.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cComprising\u201d is the most common word in patent claims. It\u2019s used in the transition between the preamble and the body of the claim. In patent parlance, \u201ccomprising\u201d means including but not including exclusively. The word makes a claim open-ended. Every patent attorney knows this.<\/p>\n<p>The problem is that about 330 million people in the U.S. who aren\u2019t patent attorneys don\u2019t know the specialized patent law meaning for comprising. To them, comprising means \u201cconsisting of exclusively; embracing to the exclusion of others.\u201d See <em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon thinks \u201cincluding\u201d would be a better word for patent claims. Has anyone actually used \u201cincluding\u201d? If you want to be the first, you could start a healthy trend.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"Mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>August 16, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>CURMUDGEON\u2019S LIST OF PREFERRED WORDS AND PHRASES<\/strong><\/p>\n<table class=\" aligncenter\" style=\"border-collapse: collapse;\" cellpadding=\"5\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"width: 100%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-39074\" src=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/chart1-300x122.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"122\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/chart1-200x82.jpg 200w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/chart1-300x122.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/chart1-400x163.jpg 400w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/chart1-600x245.jpg 600w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/chart1-669x272.jpg 669w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/chart1-768x313.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/chart1-800x326.jpg 800w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/chart1-1024x418.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/chart1-1200x490.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/chart1-1536x627.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/chart1.jpg 1549w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Updated August 14.<\/p>\n<p>Comments and questions are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>August 9, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>IP WRITERS MUST BE EXPERT EXPLAINERS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>BRYAN GARNER, who is often quoted in this column, says, \u201c. . . lawyers above all must be good <em>explainers<\/em>.\u201d That\u2019s even more true for writers in the IP field. IP writers must explain inventions and creative works that are new to the world.<\/p>\n<p>Judge ROBERT BACHARACH emphasizes that your opening words should explain the <em>context<\/em> for what follows. Help the reader get into it. Explaining the context up front was Bacharach\u2019s first topic during a recent writing webinar sponsored by the DC Bar.<\/p>\n<p>A little more on explaining:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>In IP, we\u2019re writing for intelligent, highly educated people. Explain just enough for understanding, but don\u2019t burden people with unnecessary details.<\/li>\n<li>Present your information in manageable chunks.<\/li>\n<li>If writing to persuade, ordinarily start with your strongest arguments.<\/li>\n<li>If you constantly practice writing clearly and concisely, it will become second nature to you.<\/li>\n<li>Everyone needs a ruthless editor.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Send me your suggestions. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"cumrudgeon@ipo.org\" class=\"broken_link\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>August 2, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WRITING IP SHORT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lincoln\u2019s <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abrahamlincolnonline.org\/lincoln\/speeches\/gettysburg.htm\">Gettysburg Address<\/a><\/em> in 1863 arguably is the greatest short piece of writing in American history \u2013269 words in the standard version.<\/p>\n<p>Lincoln was the only U.S. President to hold a patent, but less well known is that he was a sought-after, travelling litigator for about 24 years who appeared in more than 300 cases in federal courts including some two dozen patent cases. Litigation experience might have taught him the benefits of brevity.<br \/>\nAlmost every first draft IP document needs shortening. Descriptions of inventions in patent applications are among the few IP documents where longer may be better. IP writing can be shortened in the same ways as other writing.<\/p>\n<p>You should prune the large limbs first \u2013 e.g., consider scrapping entire lines of argument. Then prune the small limbs. Use short words and phrases. \u201cAbout,\u201d not \u201capproximately.\u201d \u201cUnder,\u201d not \u201cpursuant to.\u201d Omit needless words and phrases like \u201cThe fact that.\u201d Excise redundancies like \u201cpast experience\u201d or \u201cgeneral public.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve reached my word limit for this week. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address. <a href=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/index.php\/the-ip-language-curmudgeon-archives\/\">Click here<\/a> for the Curmudgeon Archives.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>July 26, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>USING ORDINARY LANGUAGE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Ejusdem Generis<\/em> &#8212; Do you know this phrase? Prof. DENNIS CROUCH reports that it is used in the <em>Feliciano<\/em> case involving military pay, one of only two Federal Circuit cases the U.S. Supreme Court has accepted so far for the October 2024 term.<\/p>\n<p>If you don\u2019t know, <em>Ejusdem Generis<\/em> is a 17th century Latinism that means \u201cof the same kind.\u201d It is used as the name for the rule that when a general word follows a list of specifics, the general word will be interpreted to include only items of the same class as the specifics. Do we need a Latin name for this? Just state the rule. Use Latin sparingly!<\/p>\n<p><em>Not Obvious or Nonobvious?<\/em> &#8212; In a Federal Circuit opinion on Monday, Judge DYK, who knows his English, wrote \u201cwas not obvious.\u201d No matter that the heading of Patent Act section 103 says \u201cnon-obvious,\u201d often written without the hyphen. Saying \u201cit was nonobvious\u201d is like saying \u201cit was nonhot today,\u201d instead of \u201cnot hot today.\u201d \u201cNot obvious\u201d is plain English.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>July 19, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>MORE ON ACRONYMS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Turning the Tables<\/em> &#8212; After last week\u2019s column, a reader explained that she rebels when people use unnecessary acronyms like PHOSITA. She starts her response by writing the acronym. She then writes what the acronym stands for \u2013 e.g., \u201cperson having ordinary skill in the art.\u201d Call it the long form. She uses the long form alone in the rest of her document.<\/p>\n<p>Does she use too many words? Clarity is paramount. Remember, if an acronym isn\u2019t intuitive, the reader may have to go back to recheck the definition. Readers want to go forward.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cNIL\u201d Everywhere<\/em> &#8212; Last week the Curmudgeon noted that the USPTO is holding a public roundtable on \u201cNIL\u201d (name, image and likeness). The NIL acronym is everywhere in college sports, but according to <em>The Washington Post<\/em>, \u201cno one is sure exactly what it means.\u201d The IPO Annual Meeting in Chicago will have a session on Sports Implications of IP. Attend and learn about NIL.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address. Click here for the Curmudgeon Archives.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"curmudgeon@ipo.org\" class=\"broken_link\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>July 12, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>CATEGORY 5 ACRONYM STORM FLOODS WASHINGTON<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Although the U.S. Supreme Court may have killed the \u201cdeep state,\u201d said to be the birthplace of acronyms, with its recent decision on <em>Chevron<\/em> deference, acronyms are alive and well.<\/p>\n<p>The USPTO\u2019s rule proposal on double patenting and terminal disclaimers (for nerds, the NPRM) had produced 351 public comments by mid-week. The comments collectively used thousands of acronyms such as TD (for terminal disclaimer, not touchdown) and OTDP (for obvious-type double patenting). <a href=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IPO-Comments-to-USPTO-on-Terminal-Disclaimers-final.pdf\">IPO\u2019s comment<\/a>, for which The Curmudgeon can take no credit, was relatively acronym-free.<\/p>\n<p>Also, IPO scored high on the easy-to-read scale by relegating most legal citations to footnotes. Bryan Garner says don\u2019t clutter your text with citations and don\u2019t put text in footnotes if you want it read.<\/p>\n<p>And then there\u2019s NIL. On July 1 the USPTO announced a public roundtable on \u201cProtecting NIL, Persona, and Reputation . . . .\u201d The Curmudgeon thought NIL was an acronym for name, image and likeness used in college sports and nil meant nothing at all. We\u2019ll figure it out.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"curmudgeon@ipo.org\" class=\"broken_link\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>June 28, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>IP LANGUAGE IN THE SUMMERTIME<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>USPTO as Lexicographer?<\/em> \u2013Reader JON PUTNAM wonders whether the USPTO could standardize claim language, reducing the need to guess at what the drafter meant. The USPTO\u2019s common definitions could be modified by the applicant, but if they were, the modifications would have to be made explicit relative to the baseline. Thoughts on this?<\/p>\n<p><em>Brief Brief<\/em> \u2013 Last week IPO filed an amicus brief at the U.S. Supreme Court in Cellect v. Vidal that came in at 1,847 words, fewer than one-third of the 6,000 words allowed. IPO has a tradition of filing briefs that are not longer than necessary. For the brief, <a href=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Final-Brief-Cellect-v-Vidal_FILED_20240620.pdf\">click here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cInvention\u201d Now a Hate Word?<\/em> \u2013 On Monday Prof. DENNIS CROUCH, tongue-in-cheek, wrote that the U.S. Supreme Court is using \u201cinvention\u201d in non-patent opinions as a hate word. To Justice Thomas, according to Crouch, \u201cjudicial invention\u201d is a synonym for judicial activism. Justice Gorsuch recently condemned an opinion that \u201cinvent[ed]\u201d a new doctrine. And on the liberal side, Justice Jackson wrote that the court \u201cinvents\u201d new arguments.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"MAILTO:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>June 21, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>ACTING AS YOUR OWN LEXICOGRAPHER; USING DICTIONARIES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Self-Lexicographers<\/em> &#8212; The rule that drafters can act as their own lexicographer is not unique to patent law. According to BRYAN GARNER, the idea appeared in American law as early as 1811in a case involving a will.<\/p>\n<p>But don\u2019t rush to be your own lexicographer. Garner urges using known words that are to be understood in their ordinary meaning if possible. Your definition may unclear or inconsistent, or a court simply may not accept it. Former Federal Circuit Judge RANDALL RADER In a 2005 dissenting opinion referred to \u201cthe often-cited but rarely followed lexicographer rule.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Online Dictionaries<\/em> &#8212; Print dictionaries have nearly disappeared. Professional lexicographers write for online dictionaries. Enter an internet search for the meaning of your word and you will get a choice of dictionaries. If in doubt, check multiple sources. One writer believes print dictionaries improve your spelling skills. Better keep one on your bookshelf just in case!<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address. \\<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>June 14, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>JUSTICE GORSUCH RECOGNIZED FOR LEGAL WRITING<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>The Award <\/em>&#8212; On May 27 the non-partisan Burton Foundation gave its annual award for distinguished writers and leaders in law to Supreme Court Justice NEIL GORSUCH.\u00a0 A program at the Library of Congress was hosted by CHRIS WALLACE, who called Gorsuch one of the \u201clivelier, interesting\u201d writers on the court.<\/p>\n<p><em>Confront Other Side\u2019s Arguments <\/em>&#8212; As reported by <em>Law360<\/em>, Gorsuch said he first persuades himself that he has come to the right conclusion and his writing style flows from there. \u201c.\u00a0 . \u00a0. [cover] only one idea per paragraph,\u201d the justice said. \u201cAnd .\u00a0 .\u00a0 . proceed methodically and syllogistically, as best you can, to your conclusion, and candidly confront the strongest arguments on the other side.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>A Bit of His Style <\/em>\u2013 Former IPO member and writing trainer ED GOOD analyzed earlier Gorsuch opinions from the 10<sup>th<\/sup> Circuit:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Gorsuch averaged 25 words per sentence, short for a court opinion;<\/li>\n<li>He employed sentence fragments and sentences starting with conjunctions; and<\/li>\n<li>He used contractions (sparingly).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\nThe Curmudgeon<\/p>\n<p><em>June 7, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>FIXING SMALL THINGS IN IP LAW IS HARD, BUT DON\u2019T DESPAIR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>A true story<\/em>. The drafters of the 1952 patent act forgot to add letters for convenience to the paragraphs of section 112. The legendary Judge GILES SUTHERLAND RICH, one of the two key advisers to Congress on the 1952 act, gently suggested at every opportunity for decades that Congress should fix the oversight. It was never a priority. Finally, in 2011, it was done.<\/p>\n<p><em>More things we could fix.<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Replace \u201cpatentably indistinct\u201d in double patenting rules and directives with the easier-to-understand synonym \u201cobvious variation.\u201d (See my May 17 column.)<\/li>\n<li>Correct the error Congress made in codifying restriction practice in the 1952 act, by changing \u201cindependent and distinct\u201d to \u201cindependent or distinct,\u201d bringing the wording of the statute into line with accepted law.<\/li>\n<li>Clarify the case law, prospectively, that holds the indefinite article \u201ca\u201d in a patent claim means \u201cone or more,\u201d except when it doesn\u2019t. (See my April 19 column.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>May 31, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>MORE IP WRITING AND SPEAKING TIDBITS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Keeping it short (cont.)<\/em> \u2013 I reported last week that judges at the recent Federal Circuit Judicial Conference asked for shorter arguments and briefs. Here are some of their comments:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>JUDGE DYK suggested the USPTO should consider changing how PTAB opinions are organized or find a better way to summarize the issues.<\/li>\n<li>Other judges urged: (1) filing amicus briefs only when you have something to say beyond what the parties say; (2) restricting reply briefs to points raised in the opponent\u2019s brief; and (3) often not using all of your allotted pages or minutes.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Six years for \u201cdeepfakes\u201d<\/em> \u2013 BRYAN GARNER has identified a significant word that emerged in each year since 2000. \u201cDeepfakes\u201d was born in 2018. It\u2019s a blend word: deep as in \u201cdeep learning\u201d + fakes. He defines it as, \u201ca false video, audio recording, or other medium that is generated or manipulated by computer, often using AI, with the intent to deceive . . . .\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\nThe Curmudgeon<\/p>\n<p><em>May 24, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>MAKE COURT BRIEFS AND OPINIONS SHORT . . . AND CLEAR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Readers TEIGE SHEEHAN and EDWARD CAJA recently recalled the Mark Twain quote, \u201cI didn\u2019t have time to write you a short letter so I\u2019m writing you this long one.\u201d The Curmudgeon agrees with that quote, but we should remember that clarity is paramount.<\/p>\n<p>At the Federal Circuit Judicial Conference on May 14, where the judges got their say on writing and advocacy, the dominant theme was \u201ckeep it short.\u201d Judges wanted shorter amicus briefs. Then, in <em>LKQ v. GM<\/em> this week, the Federal Circuit issued its first <em>en banc<\/em> patent opinion in 6 years.<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon believes IPO\u2019s <em>LKQ<\/em> amicus brief was very clear and reasonably short on why the established framework for evaluating obviousness of patented designs should have been retained, but the court rejected that view. Bloggers are complaining that the court wasn\u2019t clear enough on how to apply its test to designs in practice. Time will tell. Attend the IPO annual meeting in September, where you might have your say.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>May 17, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cPATENTABLY INDISTINCT\u201d OR \u201cOBVIOUS VARIATION\u201d IN DOUBLE PATENTING?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Patently indistinct is an arcane term in the patent rules. We\u2019ve been hearing it a lot since the USPTO\u2019s May 10 proposal to change the rule on using terminal disclaimers in what are now called \u201cnonstatutory double patenting\u201d cases.<\/p>\n<p>When comparing claims in two or more commonly owned applications or patents, \u201cpatentably indistinct\u201d means the same thing as \u201cobvious variation.\u201d Readers, please correct me if I\u2019m wrong.<\/p>\n<p>These terms don\u2019t mean obvious in view of prior art, but obvious in view of another claim. For ease of understanding, \u201cobvious variation (or variant)\u201d seems to be the better term. We\u2019ll leave the difference between variation and variant, if there is any, for another day.<\/p>\n<p>In this column, we don\u2019t say what the law is or should be. We just work on language. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>May 10, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>THERE IS A SECRET: MORE PAY FOR WRITING FEWER WORDS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>More Money for Fewer Words? &#8212; A reader commented that, \u201cMy GW Law writing teacher said the highest paid attorneys in DC get paid for writing the shortest, succinct briefs and memos.\u201d This goes against the claim that attorneys are paid by the word, but The Curmudgeon believes the reader\u2019s teacher probably was correct.<\/p>\n<p>Attorneys who are said to be highest paid often are known for studying a case relentlessly until they know absolutely everything about it, and then making only the strongest arguments. Also, 10th Circuit Judge Bob Bacharach suggests that the best-known attorneys at the appellate level have a knack for capturing the attention of judges in just a few lines of text.<\/p>\n<p>Starting Sentences With \u201cThere Is\u201d? \u2013 Writing guru Bryan Garner says it\u2019s all right as long as the sentence is addressing the existence of something (as in the heading above). Otherwise, try to recast the sentence to avoid word clutter.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>May 3, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>FAVORED BY THE CURMUDGEON IN IP DOCUMENTS<\/strong><\/p>\n<table class=\" aligncenter\" style=\"border-collapse: collapse;\" cellpadding=\"5\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"width: 100%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-38553 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/chart-05.03.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1606\" height=\"535\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/chart-05.03-200x67.jpg 200w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/chart-05.03-300x100.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/chart-05.03-400x133.jpg 400w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/chart-05.03-600x200.jpg 600w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/chart-05.03-768x256.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/chart-05.03-800x267.jpg 800w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/chart-05.03-1024x341.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/chart-05.03-1200x400.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/chart-05.03-1536x512.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/chart-05.03.jpg 1606w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1606px) 100vw, 1606px\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>These terms have been discussed in past columns. Comments and questions are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"curmudgeon@ipo.org\" class=\"broken_link\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>April 26, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>LIMITING USE OF ACRONYMS IN IP DOCUMENTS (CONT.)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Several people commented on last week\u2019s column on PHOSITA. The statement that all IP acronyms except \u201cIPO\u201d should be stamped out was a joke, but acronyms do make reading difficult for those who aren\u2019t fluent in IP-ese. (Strictly speaking, IPO and CAFC are \u201cinitialisms\u201d because the letters are pronounced individually.)<\/p>\n<p>Entrenched abbreviations are virtually impossible to eradicate. Chief Judge Markey\u2019s goal of calling the court the Federal Circuit instead of the CAFC has never been fully realized. PHOSITA is entrenched too, and unnecessary whichever way you spell it. One person doesn\u2019t like PHOSITA because he doesn\u2019t know whether to pronounce it \u201cFOSS-i-ta\u201d or \u201cfoh-SEE-ta. He doesn\u2019t like the Federal Circuit\u2019s new alternative, POSA, because it makes him think of POSER.<\/p>\n<p>Reader DAVID BLACK said, \u201c[It\u2019s] always reassuring to know we aren\u2019t talking about paid time off, power take off, or a parent-teacher organization.\u201d We shouldn\u2019t adopt acronyms that have already been taken. Can we get Wall Street to stop using IPO for initial public offering?<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>April 19, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WHAT DOES \u201cA\u201d MEAN IN A PATENT CLAIM? HOW DO WE SPELL PHOSITA?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Shifting sands? Writing on his blog, IPO member KEVIN NOONAN mused that \u201cmost verities in patent law are not eternal . . . .\u201d He was referring to the supposed rule that \u201ca\u201d in a patent claim means \u201cone or more.\u201d An April 1 opinion by the Federal Circuit in Janssen v. Teva suggested that in a claim \u201ca psychiatric patient\u201d might have meant only one.<\/p>\n<p>While reading <em>Jannsen<\/em>, The Curmudgeon stumbled on to another possible shift. The court used the acronym \u201cPOSA,\u201d which the court said was for \u201cperson of ordinary skill in the art.\u201d Used it 32 times. The common spelling is \u201cPHOSITA,\u201d for \u201cperson having ordinary skill in the art.\u201d The \u201cH\u201d is for \u201chaving,\u201d tracking the statute.<\/p>\n<p>By coincidence, this week an anonymous reader asked, \u201cwhether word limits in briefs encourage the use of acronyms (e.g., PHOSITA) that only patent lawyers understand?\u201d The Curmudgeon wants to stamp out all acronyms and initialisms . . . except IPO.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>April 12, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>READER COMMENTS AND CHURCHILL QUOTE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Last week\u2019s patent issues were: allowing multiple-sentence claims; distinguishing between \u201celigibility\u201d and \u201cpatentability\u201d; using \u201cindicators\u201d instead of \u201cindicia\u201d for nonobviousness; and using \u201cvalid\u201d instead of \u201cnot invalid\u201d for claims.<\/p>\n<p>Multiple-Sentence Claims \u2013 RAY DOSS said, \u201cIf we can make patents clearer and shorter, keeping appropriate protection, I am in! But I\u2019m happy to make a bet . . . [that] when given multiple sentences, our colleagues find a way to write a novel!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Eligibility v. Patentability \u2013 WALT LINDER uses the term \u201cpatent-eligible subject matter.\u201d JEFF INGERMAN said that he used to use \u201cpatentable subject matter.\u201d He likes \u201celigibility\u201d better but thinks adding \u201csubject matter\u201d to \u201celigibility\u201d doesn\u2019t make it any clearer.<\/p>\n<p>Indicators v. Indicia and Not invalid \u2013 People said good points but not keeping anyone awake at night.<\/p>\n<p>Someone recalled this quote from Winston Churchill:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Short words are best and the old words when short are best of all.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\nThe Curmudgeon<\/p>\n<p><em>April 5, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>THE CURMUDGEON PONDERS PATENT TERMINOLOGY<\/strong><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Claims are limited to one sentence, giving us some of the world\u2019s longest sentences. Would multiple-sentence claims be clearer or shorter?<\/li>\n<li>The word \u201celigibility\u201d isn\u2019t in the statute, but people use it to explain section 101. Non-experts confuse \u201celigibility\u201d with \u201cpatentability.\u201d Is it clearer to say \u201csubject matter eligibility\u201d?<\/li>\n<li>Courts say \u201cobjective indicia of nonobviousness,\u201d but \u201cindicia\u201d is only the plural. The singular is the little-known \u201c<em>indicium<\/em>.\u201d Cursed Latin. How about saying INDICATORS and INDICATOR so the singular would be obvious? No pun intended.<\/li>\n<li>Courts find patents \u201cnot invalid,\u201d but the statute tells us patents are presumed valid. If we started saying \u201cvalid\u201d when not proven invalid, would it stop \u201cnot invalid yet\u201d jokes?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Send me your comments on these questions and anything else on your mind. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 29, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>LESSONS FROM COURT OPINIONS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>U.S. Judge BOB BACHARACH says a key to clarity is to give readers CONTEXT before getting into detail. Judge STOLL of the Federal Circuit did it on March 25. She opened with:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>This case concerns the seven-day trip of two transcatheter heart valve systems in and out of San Francisco to attend a medical conference. Once in San Francisco, however, the . . . systems did not attend the . . . conference. They sat in a bag . . . in a hotel closet . . .<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In the same case, Judge LOURIE started with CONTEXT too: \u201cI respectfully dissent because the majority perpetuates the failure of this court . . . to recognize the meaning of the word \u2018solely\u2019 . . . .\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Referring to my column about the March 7 Federal Circuit opinion that construed the claim term \u201cmatingly engaged,\u201d a reader suggested that the real problem was with the specification. Probably true, but awkward adverbs anywhere can be unclear.<\/p>\n<p>Send me your comments. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 22, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>FINDING CLEARER WORDS FOR PATENT CLAIMS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In a nonprecedential claim construction opinion on March 7, the Federal Circuit devoted 12 pages to the use of \u201cmatingly engaged\u201d to describe how one member in a system to cool electronic devices was connected to another member. This was an example of how even short, non-technical words can cause trouble.<\/p>\n<p>The patent owner asserted that \u201cmatingly engaged\u201d meant \u201cmechanically joined or fitted together to interlock.\u201d The challenger argued it meant \u201cjoined or fitted together to make contact.\u201d The PTAB came up with a meaning different from either of the parties. After all that, the Federal Circuit adopted its own construction: \u201cmechanically joined or fitted together,\u201d and remanded the case.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMatingly\u201d is an awkward adverb that was created by taking a known word and adding \u201cly.\u2019 <em>Strunk and White<\/em> recommend against creating awkward adverbs. Their guidance: \u201cWords that are not said orally are seldom the ones to put on paper.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Comments are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"curmudgeon@Ipo.org\" class=\"broken_link\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 15, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>DON&#8217;T SAY &#8220;CLEARLY&#8221; OR OBVIOUSLY&#8221; IN IP BRIEFS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In briefs and memos, you\u2019re trying to persuade the reader of the soundness of your position. It\u2019s tempting to say \u201cclearly\u201d at the beginning of a sentence to prepare the reader for a conclusory statement, but it\u2019s counterproductive. Adverbs such as \u201cclearly\u201d and \u201cobviously\u201d signal an attempt to compensate for a weak argument.<\/p>\n<p>The late Federal Circuit Judge DANIEL FRIEDMAN wrote, \u201cThe claim that a particular statutory provision covers the case does not gain strength by stating that it \u2018clearly,\u2019 \u2018plainly,\u2019 or \u2018patently\u2019 does so.\u201d This was also a pet peeve of BILL SCHUYLER, the first IPO president (1972 to 1981) and teacher of a pioneering law school class in which teams conducted semester-long patent trials.<\/p>\n<p>Some can still recall Schuyler\u2019s pithy lectures on winning a case. He believed understatement was the best test of a good argument and assertions should stand on their own.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"CURMUDGEON@IPO.ORG\" class=\"broken_link\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 8, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>PRONOUNCING <em>PRO HAC VICE<\/em> AND <em>AMICUS<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The USPTO is proposing to change its practice for recognizing counsel to appear in a particular PTAB case \u201c<em>pro hac vice<\/em>.\u201d And the U.S. Supreme Court, with many blockbuster constitutional law cases this year, may see record numbers of \u201c<em>amicus<\/em>\u201d briefs. How do we pronounce these Latin terms?<\/p>\n<p><em>Pro hac vice<\/em>, known primarily to judges and litigators, has at least four pronunciations. According to <em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary<\/em>, three ways are: proh hahk VEE-chay, proh hak VI-see, and proh hak VEES. Also, according to one obscure internet site, it can be pro hahk VICE, as in vice president. The Curmudgeon hears the first way most often.<\/p>\n<p>For <em>amicus<\/em> (short for amicus curiae), a term widely known among nonlawyers as well as lawyers and often not italicized, do you say \u201cuh-MEE-kuhs\u201d or \u201cAM-i-kuhs\u201d? According to Bryan Garner, the first pronunciation is predominant, but the second is common enough that it\u2019s not considered an error. Plain English devotees may use \u201cfriend of the court\u201d if not writing a brief.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address. <a href=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/index.php\/the-ip-language-curmudgeon-archives\/\">Click here<\/a> for the Curmudgeon Archives.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 1, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>FONTS, COMMAS, AND ORDER OF WORDS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Microsoft\u2019s New Default Font is Aptos &#8212; Microsoft has rolled out to a wider audience its new default font named \u201cAptos.\u201d It replaces Calibri, which has been the default for 17 years. You can still use Calibri or another font as your default. Aptos and Calibri are sans serif fonts. As far as the Curmudgeon knows, most courts and major newspapers are sticking with serif fonts such as Times New Roman.<\/p>\n<p>PTAB Struggles with Missing Commas and Order of Words \u2013 Readers with stamina might be interested in an unusual PTAB decision, <em>Netflix v. DivX<\/em> (Feb. 22), a case on remand from the Federal Circuit. The PTAB judges in the majority and a rare dissenter debated the meaning of one limitation in a claim for 20 pages. They consulted some of the Curmudgeon\u2019s favorite sources: <em>Strunk &amp; White<\/em> and Bryan Garner. Questions included whether the claim drafters could have inserted commas and whether they observed the drafting principle of keeping related words together.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 23, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>INSIGHTS INTO WRITING FROM THE MASTERS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Frank Bruni<\/em> &#8212; In a December column in the <em>New York Times<\/em>, he opined that wrestling your thoughts into logical form and presenting them in writing can be the best test of those thoughts. He said, \u201cWRITING IS THINKING, BUT IT\u2019S THINKING SLOWED DOWN . . . to a point where dimensions and nuances otherwise invisible to you appear.\u201d (Emphasis added.) Good writing, he said, \u201cannounces your seriousness, establishing you as someone capable of caring and discipline.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Bryan Garner<\/em> &#8212; In the <em>ABA Journal<\/em> last year, Garner, Editor-in-Chief of <em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary<\/em>, defined CLARITY as \u201cthe quality you achieve when you get your ideas across, however difficult they may be, so they reliably reappear in the reader\u2019s mind.\u201d Abstractness can lead to loss of clarity. Sometimes you need to add a few words. It may be better to write \u201cthree to five\u201d than \u201cseveral.\u201d Garner believes clarity demands a knack (that can be learned) for knowing what to emphasize and what to omit.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 16, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>COMMENTS ON \u201cTHE LODESTAR\u201d AND \u201cEXEMPLARY\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Recently I said the name for the common method of calculating attorney fee awards, \u201cthe lodestar,\u201d is repulsive legalese. Legendary attorney JOHN PEGRAM defends it.<\/p>\n<p>He points out that the lodestar is more complex than merely hours times rate. He\u2019s correct that the lodestar is a reasonable number of hours times a reasonable rate. According to <em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary<\/em>, it also may include other factors. But I still don\u2019t see why a court had to name it in 1973 by appropriating a centuries-old, standard English word of general usage. One reader says it\u2019s \u201ca fancy, $10 word\u201d and he likes \u201cplain talking.\u201d Let\u2019s call it hours times rate or the Pegram method.<\/p>\n<p>Last week I wrote on patent law\u2019s use of \u201cexemplary\u201d instead of \u201cexample.\u201d Reader JEFF INGERMAN responded that if you look hard enough, you can find definitions of exemplary close to example, but he thinks the ambiguity nevertheless is a reason for avoiding \u201cexemplary\u201d as an alternative to \u201cexample.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 9, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>READER WANTS TO ERADICATE THE WORD \u201cEXEMPLARY\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A reader\u2019s pet peeve is patent law\u2019s frequent misuse of the word \u201cexemplary\u201d as an alternative to \u201cexample.\u201d The reader asserts, \u201c[exemplary] is . . . a dangerous term for a patent prosecutor to use, but somehow it took root in our profession years ago and refuses to die.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Patent law seems to be out of step with usage of \u201cexemplary\u201d everywhere else, including at the Supreme Court. Outside the patent world, something is \u201cexemplary,\u201d an adjective, when it\u2019s the best it can be and worth imitating. <em>See, e.g.<\/em>, OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY (2016). \u201cExample\u201d means, well, an example. As recently as last month, the Federal Circuit referred to \u201cseveral exemplary methods . . . .\u201c Could ALL of the methods have been the best?<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 2, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cLODESTAR\u201d IN ATTORNEY FEE SHIFTING OPINIONS IS REPULSIVE LEGALESE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A conspiracy could be afoot to add more words in legal writing. Attorney fees have been awarded to the prevailing party in several IP cases lately. This month the USPTO announced an award of more than $400,000 in a PTAB case.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLodestar\u201d is an ordinary word with origins back to the 14th century. It means a principle that guides someone\u2019s actions. The Supreme Court accepted the word, probably by accident, to be the name of the most common method of calculating fee awards. Under the \u201clodestar method,\u201d you multiply an attorney hourly rate by the number of hours worked. The result often is called \u201cthe lodestar.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>To me it\u2019s reminiscent of \u201cmother lode\u201d for veins of gold or silver ore. Judges create clutter by writing \u201clodestar\u201d up to 40 times in a single opinion. We don\u2019t need that name, or any name, for the calculation or for the sum of money. Just call it the \u201cattorney rate multiplied by hours\u201d method.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 26, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>PLAIN ENGLISH IN U.S. COURTS?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Some unnecessarily specialized language of U.S. court litigation may be fading away. The Curmudgeon takes no credit.<\/p>\n<p>For example, \u201cbench trial,\u201d a term familiar only to lawyers and judges, seems less common. People say \u201cnonjury trial\u201d or \u201cjudge trial.\u201d One of my pet peeves is judges calling themselves \u201cthe court.\u201d Some judges now speak in the first person. They say \u201cI\u201d will decide the patent claim construction issue. Nothing wrong with that. Also, Latin words and phrases are less common.<\/p>\n<p>We still have work to do. The creation of the PTAB in 2011 has resulted in a whole new vocabulary that isn\u2019t understood even by many patent lawyers. And who knows what AI will do to plain English?<\/p>\n<p>It brings to mind that the late Justice Antonin Scalia told audiences he defended the use of Latin to supplement English. \u201cAfter all,\u201d he would say, \u201cThere\u2019s one field of law where neither English nor Latin is spoken &#8212; intellectual property law.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 19, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>THE READERS COMMENT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Patent Claim Construction<\/em> \u2013 A reader observed that last week while I was explaining \u201ca\u201d or \u201can\u201d in a patent claim generally means \u201cone or more,\u201d the Federal Circuit was construing \u201csingle\u201d to mean \u201csingle.\u201d (<em>Pacific Biosciences<\/em>, Jan. 9). The court relied on the meaning of the word in context and the pesky \u201ccomprising\u201d was not in play, so the general rule on \u201ca\u201d and \u201can\u201d was not affected.<\/p>\n<p><em>Never Too Much Proofreading<\/em> \u2013 A reader spotted a misspelling by a leading IP blogger who is known to be a careful writer. The blogger typed, \u201cThe case peaked [piqued] my interest . . . .\u201d Too much wine over the holidays? It\u2019s easy to type a word that\u2019s pronounced the same and has a different meaning. Proofread. If you can\u2019t spell, of course, you\u2019re in trouble. Prof. Lemley said last year that his law students were brilliant on IP law, but clueless about the difference between \u201crein\u201d and \u201creign.\u201d These are judges\u2019 law clerks.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 12, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>DID YOU KNOW? IN U.S. PATENT LAW, \u201cA\u201d OR \u201cAN\u201d CAN MEAN \u201cONE OR MORE\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Why do outsiders think patent law is arcane?<\/p>\n<p>In patent law, the terms \u201ca\u201d or \u201can\u201d in a claim generally mean \u201cone or more,\u201d unless the patent owner shows a clear intent to limit the terms to \u201cone.\u201d That\u2019s the established rule as articulated by the Federal Circuit in the <em>FS.com<\/em> case (2023), among others. In FS.com, the claim called for a fiber optic module comprising \u201ca\u201d \u201cfront opening. . . .\u201d FS.com tried to escape infringement by arguing it used multiple front openings. The court said no dice.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cComprising\u201d in patent claims has a specialized meaning. <em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary<\/em> defines \u201ccomprising\u201d as \u201cembracing to the exclusion of others\u201d in normal English. <em>Black\u2019s<\/em> definition, however, is for \u201cnormal idiomatic writing outside the intellectual property context.\u201d We\u2019re abnormal. To avoid being considered arcane, should we say \u201cincluding\u201d instead of \u201ccomprising\u201d?<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 5, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>ON THE TERM \u201cBIGLAW\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>At the end of 2023, the media published lists of the biggest of almost everything. Since law firms are getting bigger, with many firms of more than 200 lawyers and a few with 2,000 or more, let\u2019s consider the term \u201cBigLaw.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon writes it with two capital letters and no space in the middle. That seems to be the trend. Some write \u201cBig Law\u201d (with a space) or \u201cBiglaw\u201d (with one capital letter). Those with the most rizz write \u201cBIGLAW\u201d; those with no rizz write \u201cbig law.\u201d The battle over whether to require spaces between words in a name already has been won by advertising executives. If you include the word \u201cfirm\u201d in your sentence, write \u201cBigLaw firm,\u201d not \u201cBigLaw law firm,\u201d which is redundant.<\/p>\n<p>BigLaw is not for everyone, but I love BigLaw. IPO has about 50 BigLaw members. Nearly all, of course, practice in other fields in addition to IP. Do we need \u201cSmallLaw\u201d for smaller firms, which I also love?<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Happy New Year!<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">THECURMUDGEON<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>December 15, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WORDS IP WRITERS SOMETIMES MISUSE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here are a few words the Curmudgeon has seen misused in IP writing recently:<\/p>\n<p><em>Myriad<\/em> \u2013 One reader\u2019s pet peeve is use of \u201cmyriad\u201d as a noun instead of an adjective. E.g., \u201ca myriad of ways\u201d (noun) rather than \u201cmyriad ways\u201d (adjective). Both forms have been around for centuries, but grammarians much prefer the adjective. It\u2019s more concise.<\/p>\n<p><em>Flesh Out<\/em> \u2013 An author may need to \u201cflesh out\u201d a document with more detail. Don\u2019t say \u201cflush out,\u201d which pertains to game birds and plumbing.<\/p>\n<p><em>Oral v. Verbal<\/em> \u2013 Something is \u201coral\u201d if it\u2019s said aloud. If you\u2019re making an oral presentation, don\u2019t call it \u201cverbal,\u201d which may just mean words, whether written or spoken.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ensure v. Insure v. Assure<\/em> \u2013 To \u201censure\u201d something is to make sure it happens. To \u201cinsure\u201d is to cover with an insurance policy. To \u201cassure\u201d is to remove someone\u2019s doubts. The most common misuse probably is writing \u201cinsure\u201d when you mean \u201censure.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon <\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>December 8, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>COURT DEALS WITH \u201cDOUBLE-SPACED\u201d KERFUFFLE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The most-read opinion in the U.S. last month, or at least the most humorous, may have been <em>Jones v. Varsity Brands<\/em> by a Tennessee district court. <em>Above the Law<\/em>, with 1.3 million readers, broke the story, and <em>ABA Weekly Newsletter<\/em> picked it up.<\/p>\n<p>The court rule didn\u2019t define \u201cdouble-spaced.\u201d Varsity, represented by four large firms, moved to compel Jones to follow the standard for double spacing used by popular word processing programs. Jones used the ancient <em>Word Perfect<\/em>, which gave it 3 extra lines per page. The parties filed MORE THAN 60 PAGES of briefing and exhibits on the issue, including an affidavit by a typography expert.<\/p>\n<p>The judge said, \u201c. . . the last thing any party needs is more words on a page,\u201d but she denied the motion. She said about Varsity: \u201cReading between the slightly larger spaced lines, it appears that Defendants initially raised this issue in an attempt to extend their time to file a reply in support of their Motion for Summary Judgment.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>December 1, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>HAVE YOU WONDERED?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Why companies abandon good words in their names? Why Twitter is now a stylized X? And how the trademark suit over X is going?<\/p>\n<p>Why anyone wants to abolish capital letters? Why many emails now begin with a lowercase letter? Why BP America, Inc., a stalwart IPO member, uses \u201cbp\u201d in its ads? I haven\u2019t asked. But maybe \u201cbp ip\u201d would look good.<\/p>\n<p>When to expect a new attack on apostrophes? The founder of the Apostrophe Protection Society died at age 97.<\/p>\n<p>Why judges seem to refer only to themselves as \u201cthe Court\u201d and don\u2019t include the jury in \u201cthe Court\u201d? Judges say \u201cthe Court\u201d decides issues of law and the jury decides issues of fact.<\/p>\n<p>Why we should care about words? If you are a reader of this column, you likely care.<br \/>\nComments and suggestions are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address. Click here for the Curmudgeon Archives.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"CURMUDGEON@iPO.ORG\" class=\"broken_link\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>November 17, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>IS IT A PRODUCT OR A PERSON THAT INFRINGES A PATENT CLAIM?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Have you heard people say, \u201cThat smartphone infringes Apple\u2019s patent claim?\u201d The Curmudgeon sees it all the time, even in some court opinions.<\/p>\n<p>The patent statute, however, states that \u201c. . . <em>whoever<\/em> without authority makes, uses, . . . or sells any patented invention . . . infringes the patent.\u201d (Emphasis added.) <em>Whoever<\/em> means a person &#8212; a natural person or a juristic person (e.g., a corporation). So, you must identify a person to find infringement.<\/p>\n<p>Infringement, which includes indirect infringement, is difficult enough without getting confused over the definition. Let\u2019s stick to the language of the statute, almost always a good rule in patent law.<\/p>\n<p>Similarly, the Trademark Act refers to infringement \u201cby any person.\u201d In copyright law, an infringer has to be a copier, which means a person (at least for now).<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>November 10, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>CLARITY AND CONCISENESS IN IP LANGUAGE (NO. 4)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Patent Claim Clarity<\/em> \u2013 Last Friday the Curmudgeon quoted RAY DOSS saying it\u2019s impossible to draft patent claims that can avoid construction in litigation, even though \u201caiming for absolute clarity is laudable.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>This week\u2019s Federal Circuit opinion in <em>Actelion<\/em> is a good example of claim language that at first glance seemed clear but required construction on multiple points. The sole issue on appeal was the meaning of \u201ca pH of 13 or higher.\u201d Did 13 mean 13? The court remanded. Everyone seems to agree that too much money is spent on claim construction, but no one knows what to do about it.<\/p>\n<p><em>Concise Amicus Briefs<\/em> \u2013 Congratulations to PAUL BERGHOFF, the author of IPO\u2019s recent amicus brief in the <em>LKQ<\/em> case at the Federal Circuit. The brief came in at 3,000 words, less than half the limit of 6,500. Amicus briefs, especially, should be short. It\u2019s the way to get courts to read them.<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>November 3, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>CLARITY AND CONCISENESS (CONT.)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Reader comments from last week:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>RAY DOSS thinks a patent claim that requires no construction in litigation is impossible. \u201cThe \u2018other side\u2019 will always find something to quibble about. . . . That being said, aiming for absolute clarity is laudable.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>JOSH SIMMONS is driven crazy by \u201cin order to.\u201d In almost any circumstance, \u201cto\u201d does just fine on its own.<\/li>\n<li>GEEZER is the pen name of a reader who claims the real problem today is that, \u201cWe have the collective attention span of a gnat.\u201d Unless you limit yourself to a few short, simple words, you won\u2019t be read or understood.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Related:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Know your subject. EDWARD BENNETT WILLIAMS, the most famous trial lawyer of his day, had the motto, \u201cThere is no substitute for knowing everything.\u201d Still true after AI.<\/li>\n<li>Tips for achieving clarity and conciseness also apply to oral communications, except maybe at a bar, where repetition and disorganization are the norm.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"curmudgeon@ipo.org\" class=\"broken_link\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 27, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>TIPS ON CONCISE IP WRITING<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Last week I gave a few tips on clear IP writing. Clarity should trump conciseness. Adhere to that, but the best writing \u2013 IP and other &#8212; is pithy as well as clear.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Use short words and phrases \u2013 Judge Bacharach\u2019s <em>Legal Writing<\/em> (2020) has many examples. \u201cAbout,\u201d not \u201capproximately.\u201d \u201cUnder,\u201d not \u201cpursuant to.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Omit needless words and phrases \u2013 \u201cThe fact that\u201d is an especially debilitating expression, according to <em>Strunk and White<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>Excise redundancies \u2013 Put your draft under a microscope and you may see, with the redundancy in parentheses: (a period of) 12 months, (null and) void, (past) experience, emergency (situation), or (general) public.<\/li>\n<li>Keep documents as short as you can \u2013 Length depends on your assignment. This column is 175 words. Merits briefs at the U.S. Supreme Court can be 15,000 words, but build a reputation for coming in shorter than word limits.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>No one replied to last week\u2019s question about making patent claims so clear that you avoid claim construction in litigation. Too hard? Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 20, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>TIPS ON CLEAR IP WRITING<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Even writing authorities like Bacharach and Garner struggle to define clarity. Here are a few tips from the Curmudgeon on making your writing easy for readers:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Organize the thoughts &#8212; Whether it\u2019s a full-length book or a short Curmudgeon column, start with an outline.<\/li>\n<li>Know the readers \u2013 Don\u2019t write just for engineers and IP lawyers. Readers may turn out to include executives or juries.<\/li>\n<li>Cut unnecessary words and details \u2013 A typical first draft of this column is 250 words, chopped to 175 before publication. But use as many words as needed for clarity, which should trump brevity.<\/li>\n<li>Make it interesting and simple \u2013 Spice up the vocabulary and punctuation a bit, but don\u2019t use words the reader may have to look up unless the subject demands it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Finally, a clarity puzzle for you: Billions are spent to construe and clarify virtually every litigated patent claim. Can we draft clearer claims in the beginning?<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 13, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>THE MISTAKE IN PATENT NUMBER CONTRACTIONS THAT DRIVES A READER BATTY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A contraction combines words in an abbreviated form by using an apostrophe. E.g., can\u2019t for cannot. An apostrophe looks like a comma at the top of a line. It curves to the left, which is easy to see in serif fonts used by most courts. E.g.,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u275c<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A \u201cpatent number contraction\u201d is an abbreviated number for a patent that uses an apostrophe. E.g., Patent No. 6,529,123 (\u2019123 patent). Our reader laments, \u201cWay too many people use a single open quote (i.e., curved to the right \u2018123) instead of an apostrophe (i.e., curved to the left \u2019123), and it drives me batty!\u201d<br \/>\nHow does it happen? If you strike the apostrophe key when you\u2019re in the middle of a word, you will get an apostrophe. Annoyingly, if you strike the same key when you\u2019re beginning a word, you get a curved-to-the-right, single open quote. For an apostrophe, hold down the control key and double tap the apostrophe key.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 6, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>TIPS ON QUOTATION MARKS IN IP WRITING<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>IP writing contains lots of quotations. We quote authorities; it\u2019s the nature of the beast. These are some tips on quotation marks.<\/p>\n<p><em>Multi-paragraph quotes<\/em>\u00a0\u2013 Use an opening quotation mark at the beginning of each paragraph, but use a closing mark only at the end of the last paragraph. E.g., The court said:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe appeals are dismissed.<br \/>\n\u201cEach side shall bear its own costs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Block Quotations<\/em> \u2013 Don\u2019t use quotation marks with indented quotes. E.g., The court said:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The appeals are dismissed.<br \/>\nEach side shall bear its own costs.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Inside or Outside?<\/em> \u2013 Periods and commas go inside a closing quotation mark. E.g., The court said: \u201cThe appeals are dismissed,\u201d and said, \u201cEach side shall bear its own costs.\u201d Colons, semicolons, and dashes go outside. Question marks and exclamation points go outside unless they\u2019re part of the direct quote.<\/p>\n<p><em>Too Many Quotes<\/em> \u2013 You can have too many direct quotes. Sometimes you should paraphrase.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>September 29, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>PROOFREADING BREAKDOWN: \u201cA PRETTY BIG TYPO\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>On Monday in a nonprecedential decision, the Federal Circuit upheld a district court\u2019s invalidation of patent claims that contained the phrase \u201csecond part in between the first part and the second part.\u201d Apparently the drafters meant to say a second part between a first part and a third part, but the specification as well as the claims used the erroneous language throughout, which both courts called \u201cnonsensical.\u201d They refused to redraft the claims. Prof. DENNIS CROUCH said it was \u201ca pretty big typo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes the Curmudgeon feels proofreading is a dying art in the computer era. Proofreading has changed. Software often makes it possible to avoid the step of comparing drafts with final copy. Companies and firms have eliminated proofreading jobs. But still, it\u2019s essential for at least one human being who understands the subject matter to read the final copy slowly and carefully. No writer or reviewer is above the need to proofread.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>September 22, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cPRIOR TO\u201d NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ALTERNATIVE TO \u201cBEFORE\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon advocates ordinarily using the most common and shortest plain English words available. Write like educated people talk. Sometimes you can use more formal words to create a serious or official tone. In a legal brief or a will, you might want to say \u201cresidence\u201d (formal) instead of \u201chome\u201d (common). Or \u201cappears\u201d (formal) instead of \u201cseems\u201d (common).<\/p>\n<p>What about \u201cprior to\u201d instead of \u201cbefore?\u201d Is it acceptable formality? Bryan Garner considers \u201cprior to\u201d legalese at its worst. \u201cTerribly overworked.\u201d \u201cPrior to\u201d is everywhere in U.S. patent and trademark statutes and court opinions. Contrast the U.S. copyright statute, which uses \u201cbefore\u201d 368 times and \u201cprior to\u201d only 25 times. Congrats to copyright law. \u201cBefore\u201d is the plain English choice. An old Garner source, Theodore Bernstein, once said:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>. . . one should feel free to use prior to instead of <em>before<\/em> only if one is accustomed to using posterior to for <em>after<\/em>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>September 15, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>RECENT ITEMS ON \u201cINDUSTRIAL PROPERTY\u201d AND IP RESEARCH SOURCES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cIndustrial Property\u201d<\/em> \u2013 In August I said \u201cIndustrial Property\u201d is an outdated term in IP language in the U.S. I have taken a second look and believe the term also has faded outside the U.S.<\/p>\n<p>The World Intellectual Property Organization (WIPO) in Geneva doesn\u2019t use it in current publications. Few patent or trademark offices are using it. The Paris Convention for Protection of Industrial Property remains a basic IP treaty, but people don\u2019t often need to interpret the term in the treaty. People say \u201cIntellectual Property,\u201d \u201cPatents,\u201d \u201cTrademarks,\u201d or \u201cCopyrights. They seldom say \u201cIndustrial Property\u201d or \u201cIndustrial Property Plus Copyrights.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Favorite Sources<\/em> \u2013 My Sept. 1 column listed <em>Google Scholar<\/em> as a favorite research source. I use <em>Google Scholar<\/em> to search the texts of IP court opinions and articles on IP law. I don\u2019t have enough patent searching experience to say whether Google should be a favorite for patent searchers.<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>September 8, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>PTAS AND PTES: CONFUSING PATENT LAW NAMES IN THE SPOTLIGHT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The U.S. patent statute, which is notorious for inapt names, provides for patent term adjustments (PTAs) and patent term extensions (PTEs). PTAs and PTEs actually are two types of extensions. PTAs came into the spotlight last week in the Federal Circuit\u2019s <em>In re Cellect<\/em> decision.<\/p>\n<p>Hardly anyone can remember which type of extension is called an \u201cadjustment\u201d and which is called an \u201cextension.\u201d And sorry, patent challengers &#8212; \u201cadjustments\u201d don\u2019t shorten the 20-year patent life. They only extend it. (There\u2019s a \u201cterminal disclaimer\u201d shortening procedure, but we won\u2019t go there.)<br \/>\nThe <em>Cellect<\/em> opinion was complicated. It involved PTAs (75 mentions in the opinion), but also discussed PTEs (45 mentions). The Curmudgeon doesn\u2019t know how to rename the extensions, but some patent law experts believe we haven\u2019t heard the last of <em>Cellect<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>September 1, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>FAVORITE DICTIONARIES AND ENCYCLOPEDIAS FOR IP WRITING<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary<\/em>, Bryan Garner, Editor-in-Chief, (11th ed. 2019) 2,075 pp. \u2013 It dates from 1891. When Garner took over, he and a team of contributors did a massive rewrite and introduced plain English.<\/p>\n<p><em>McCarthy\u2019s Desk Encyclopedia of Intellectual Property<\/em>, 3rd ed. (2004) \u2013 An authoritative classic. Nearly 800 in-depth entries. Now out of print with limited availability on Amazon.<\/p>\n<p><em>Merriam-Webster.com<\/em> \u2013 Clear, concise, and up to date. Start your dictionary lookups by googling or binging. Are these verbs? Your search term can be your word plus \u201cdefinition\u201d or \u201cmeaning.\u201d You\u2019ll find links to your word in most leading dictionaries.<\/p>\n<p><em>Google Scholar<\/em>, scholar.google.com \u2013 A vast, freely accessible web search engine that indexes the full texts of articles and court opinions.<\/p>\n<p><em>Wikipedia<\/em>, The Free Encyclopedia, wikipedia.org \u2013 6.7 million articles in English created and edited by volunteers.<\/p>\n<p>See also my column of March 10, 2023, for books on writing.<\/p>\n<p>Do you have favorites? Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>August 25, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>FOLLOWING UP ON PAST COLUMNS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Industrial Property<\/em> &#8212; Referring to last week\u2019s statement that the term \u201cindustrial property\u201d is outdated in the U.S., reader LEO STEENBECK noted that the term defines the scope of the Paris Convention for the Protection of Industrial Property, first negotiated in 1883. I\u2019ll explore this in another column.<\/p>\n<p><em>Attorney Fees<\/em> &#8212; Reader RORY PHEIFFER called attention to an article in the current ABA Journal on whether to use an apostrophe in \u201cattorney fees.\u201d He recalled that in 2021 the Curmudgeon advocated no apostrophe. Bryan Garner now recommends no apostrophe and says it\u2019s the most common usage. \u201cAttorney\u2019s fees\u201d and \u201cattorneys\u2019 fees\u201d are acceptable, but don\u2019t use \u201cattorneys fees.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Judgement<\/em> &#8212; In the legal world, it\u2019s \u201cjudgment.\u201d \u201cJudgement\u201d is one of The Curmudgeon\u2019s disfavored words. The ubiquitous slogan of Planet Fitness health clubs, which is a registered trademark, is \u201cJUDGEMENT FREE ZONE.\u201d Will this change the spelling of judgment? English is a constantly evolving language.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>August 18, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>IN U.S. IP, \u201cINDUSTRIAL PROPERTY\u201d IS AN OUTDATED TERM<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>According to multiple sources on the internet, \u201cindustrial property\u201d means \u201creal property that is used primarily for service center\/light industrial\/bulk warehouse (not heavy manufacturing) purposes.\u201d It\u2019s what you would think.<\/p>\n<p>According to <em>McCarthy\u2019s Desk Encyclopedia of Intellectual Property<\/em>, however, \u201cindustrial property\u201d is a term used in many nations to refer to patents, trademarks, trade secrets, and related rights, but NOT copyrights. McCarthy says the term is considered outdated in the U.S.<\/p>\n<p>The World Intellectual Property Organization (WIPO) has companion publications titled <em>Understanding Industrial Property<\/em> and <em>Understanding Copyright and Related Rights<\/em>. Why does WIPO retain the distinction between industrial property and copyrights? A WIPO official is speaking at the IPO Annual Meeting in Boston. I\u2019ll ask him and let you know.<\/p>\n<p>Reader comments and suggestions are appreciated. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>August 11, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>READERS COMMENT ON THE ANPRM ABBREVIATION<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Last week I discussed ANPRM, the abbreviation for Advance Notice of Proposed Rulemaking. I called it an \u201cacronym.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Readers LARRY WELCH and JUSTIN SAGE pointed out that ANPRM is an \u201cinitialism.\u201d Acronyms are abbreviations (via initials of words or parts of words) that can be pronounced as words. ANPRM does not appear to be pronounced as a word. Initialisms are abbreviations that are not pronounced as words, but rather each letter is pronounced. The Curmudgeon believes both initialisms and acronyms usually need to be avoided or at least defined.<\/p>\n<p>I stated last week that the large April 21 package of PTAB rule proposals is the first ANPRM published by the USPTO since the patent rules began in 1854. Eagle-eyed reader BOB ARMITAGE, however, cited instances in 1983 and 1998 when the USPTO used an ANPRM. So the USPTO has published ANPRMs very infrequently.<\/p>\n<p>Reader comments and suggestions are appreciated. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"Mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>August 4, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>DON\u2019T FEEL BAD IF YOU\u2019VE NEVER HEARD OF AN \u201cANPRM\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Last year President Biden said, \u201cI\u2019m so tired of acronyms.\u201d The Curmudgeon is tired too. Granted, some acronyms are useful and don\u2019t require definition, for instance, in the patent field \u201cUSPTO\u201d and \u201cPTAB.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Experts who are following the USPTO\u2019s April 21 rule proposals for the PTAB, however, use \u201cANPRM\u201d without defining it. It means \u201cAdvance Notice of Proposed Rulemaking.\u201d Many federal agencies publish ANPRMs, but this appears to be the USPTO\u2019s first ANPRM since patent rules began in 1854. Yes, 1854.<\/p>\n<p>Under the APA, ordinarily the USPTO adopts or doesn\u2019t adopt rule changes after publishing a Notice of Proposed Rulemaking (NPRM), without first going through an ANPRM. These acronyms may be necessary, but define them. And get the lingo right. It\u2019s \u201cadvance,\u201d not \u201cadvanced.\u201d The APA is the Administrative Procedure Act, without an \u201cs\u201d on \u201cProcedure.\u201d Since rulemaking is one word, it\u2019s a mystery why the acronyms end with \u201cRM\u201d instead of \u201cR.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>July 21, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cJUDICIAL EXCEPTIONS\u201d TO A STATUTE? WAIT A MINUTE!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This column advocates precise language. The term \u201cjudicial exceptions\u201d is used to explain patent eligibility issues under section 101. \u201cJudicial exceptions,\u201d not in the statutory text, include laws of nature, natural phenomena, and abstract ideas.<\/p>\n<p>Wait a minute! The U.S. Constitution establishes three separate but equal branches of government: the legislative branch to make laws, the judicial branch to interpret laws, and the executive branch to enforce laws. How can a court make an \u201cexception\u201d to a law enacted by Congress?<\/p>\n<p>Some say the answer is that we borrowed parts of our patent regime from England. When the Patent Act of 1793 was enacted with wording essentially the same as section 101, Congress meant to include exceptions already made by the English courts.<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon expresses no opinion on that answer but sees awkwardness in the term \u201cjudicial exceptions.\u201d Can we just say \u201cjudicial interpretations?\u201d Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>July 14, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>MORE ON THE LANGUAGE OF PATENT ACT SECTION 101<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Last week the Curmudgeon pondered whether the phrase \u201cor any useful improvement thereof\u201d in section 101, which follows the listing of the well-known categories of eligibility, is redundant. The few people who commented believed it\u2019s redundant but harmless.<\/p>\n<p>One person suggested the drafters two hundred years ago might have been trying to cover \u201cimproved\u201d as well as \u201cnew\u201d inventions, and the courts didn\u2019t see a need for the extra language. If Congress deleted \u201cimprovement thereof\u201d now, it could raise a new issue. The Curmudgeon agrees; sometimes we have to tolerate redundancy.<\/p>\n<p>Another archaic but harmless term is in section 100\u2019s definition of \u201cprocess.\u201d Process is defined as \u201cprocess, art, or method.\u201d In 1790, \u201cart\u201d was a word for method, but no one uses \u201cart\u201d today.<\/p>\n<p>This is the 100th weekly column in the run that started in 2021. Many thanks to the readers for their insightful suggestions and comments. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>July 7, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cOR IMPROVEMENT THEREOF\u201d: A CATEGORY OF ELIGIBILITY OR A REDUNDANCY?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Merriam-Webster says, \u201cAvoiding redundancy is one of the prime rules of good writing.\u201d With a new patent eligibility bill in Congress, it might be timely to look for redundancies in the eligibility section of existing law, which, remarkably, is numbered 101. If you took a basic course called Patent Law 101, you probably covered section 101 in your first class.<\/p>\n<p>Every patent person knows 101 has FOUR categories of eligibility: \u201cany useful process, machine, manufacture, or composition of matter.\u201d But wait! Section 101 adds, \u201cor any useful improvement thereof.\u201d A FIFTH category?<\/p>\n<p>It looks like a redundancy. Isn\u2019t every invention an improvement on or alternative to prior art? The wheel was an improvement over sleds. Have editors been afraid to delete \u201cimprovement\u201d for fear of losing something ever since 1790? Does someone want to tell Congress? WHAT DO THE READERS THINK?<\/p>\n<p>BTW, The Curmudgeon expresses no opinion on whether the four existing categories need clarification. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>June 30, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>FAVORED AND DISFAVORED BY THE CURMUDGEON (FROM PAST COLUMNS)<\/strong><\/p>\n<table class=\" aligncenter\" style=\"border-collapse: collapse;\" cellpadding=\"5\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"width: 100%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-37003 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/curmdgeon-table-1024x336.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/curmdgeon-table-200x66.jpg 200w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/curmdgeon-table-300x99.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/curmdgeon-table-400x131.jpg 400w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/curmdgeon-table-600x197.jpg 600w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/curmdgeon-table-768x252.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/curmdgeon-table-800x263.jpg 800w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/curmdgeon-table-1024x336.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/curmdgeon-table-1200x394.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/ipo.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/curmdgeon-table.jpg 1468w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Comments are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>June 23, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>FOR THE SIMPLEST PUNCTUATION MARK, THE PERIOD, RULES CAN CHANGE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Following language rules is like playing cards. \u201cYou\u2019ve got to know when to HOLD \u2018em; You\u2019ve got to know when to FOLD \u2018em; Know when to walk away; And know when to run.\u201d The Gambler, 1978.<\/p>\n<p>One Space: For centuries people inserted TWO SPACES after the period at the end of a sentence. In the 21st century, for no good reason, people started inserting ONE SPACE. But that\u2019s the usage, so<strong> FOLD<\/strong> on the old rule.<\/p>\n<p>Abbreviations: The main use for periods besides ending sentences has been in abbreviations. E.g., U.S. This use of the period is on the decline, except in legal citations. Now we often write US. <strong>FOLD<\/strong> on the old rule.<\/p>\n<p>No Periods: The Curmudgeon hears that some Gen Z workers don\u2019t want to place a period at the end of a sentence. Should we follow their lead? Probably not: this year Harvard\u2019s dean of undergraduate education told <em>The New Yorker<\/em> that \u201cmy students were . . . having trouble identifying the subject and the verb.\u201d HOLD the old rule.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"MAILTO:CURMUDGEON@IPO.ORG\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>June 16, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>HOW TO WRITE AND TALK LIKE AN ATTORNEY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cMine-Run\u201d \u2013 You must use this word. As an adjective, it means \u201cordinary\u201d or \u201cunexceptional.\u201d The U.S. Supreme Court and its bar like to identify \u201cmine-run\u201d cases. In the mining industry the term referred to unsorted or ungraded coal. Prof. JASON RANTANEN discovered that the Supreme Court latched on to the term relatively recently. It appeared in 5 opinions in two hundred years before 2000. According to the Curmudgeon\u2019s updated count, it has been in 86 opinions since 2000, including 5 during the past year.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPrior to\u201d \u2013 If you can find a way to use \u201cprior to\u201d instead of \u201cbefore,\u201d use \u201cprior to.\u201d Ignore Bryan Garner, who calls \u2018prior to\u2019 \u201ca terribly overworked lawyerism.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe Totality of the Circumstances\u201d \u2013 Use this. Don\u2019t just say \u201call of the circumstances,\u201d which means the same thing.<\/p>\n<p>Confession: The Curmudgeon, who is an attorney, has used these words. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>June 9, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>MISUSED AND UNKNOWN WORDS AT THE U.S. SUPREME COURT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>MISUSED?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A reader decried the Supreme Court\u2019s six uses of \u201cMONOPOLY\u201d or \u201cMONOPOLIZE\u201d recently in <em>Amgen v. Sanofi<\/em>. Six times probably isn\u2019t a record for the Supreme Court in a patent case. <em>McCarthy\u2019s Desk Encyclopedia of IP<\/em> says \u201cmonopoly\u201d is often \u201cpejorative advocacy\u201d in IP.<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon doesn\u2019t know whether <em>Amgen<\/em> was decided correctly, but \u201cmonopoly\u201d is an imprecise, ambiguous, and often misleading word. The Constitution authorizes an \u201cexclusive right\u201d for inventors and authors. Can\u2019t we just say \u201cexclusive right?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>UNKNOWN<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Counsel<\/em>, \u201cYour Honors, the CAFC erred in its decision in this case.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Chief Justice<\/em>, \u201cWe don\u2019t know the meaning of CAFC. Up here, we review only Circuit Courts of Appeals. Your case is dismissed.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(This didn\u2019t really happen, but the Curmudgeon can hope.)<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"curmudgeon@Ipo.org\" class=\"broken_link\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>June 2, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>A SHORT QUIZ ON WORDS IN U.S. TRADEMARK PRACTICE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Is \u201ctrademark\u201d the correct spelling in U.S. practice? YES \u2013 one word with no hyphen. But it wasn\u2019t always that way.<\/p>\n<p>According to the \u201cPast Leaders\u201d section of the USPTO website, ROBERT WATSON, who headed the agency from1953 to 1961, \u201c. . . made his mark . . . by taking the hyphen out of the word \u2018trademark.\u2019\u201d He held a party to celebrate quashing the hyphen.<\/p>\n<p>Is the revered Article I, Section 8, Clause 8 of the U.S. Constitution the \u201cpatent, trademark, and copyright clause?\u201d NO. The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the power of Congress to regulate trademarks flows from the commerce clause, not the patent and copyright clause.<\/p>\n<p>Can you register a \u201ctrade name,\u201d used to identify the name of a business, in the USPTO? NO. A \u201ctrade name\u201d does not identify and distinguish products or services. The Curmudgeon suggests saying \u201cbusiness name\u201d or \u201ccompany name.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>May 26, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WHERE DOES THE U.S. COPYRIGHT OFFICE RESIDE IN GOVERNMENT?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon is hearing about possible effects of AI on patent and copyright rights. The USPTO and the U.S. Copyright Office published <em>Federal Register<\/em> notices soliciting public input. Readers are intimately familiar with the USPTO \u2013 but a refresher on the Copyright Office might be timely.<\/p>\n<p>The Copyright Office is outside the executive branch of government. In 1870 Congress centralized responsibility for registering copyrights in the Library of Congress. The Librarian of Congress appoints the head of the Copyright Office. The Copyright Office, not the USPTO or the White House, would have responsibility for any AI-related copyright rulemaking.<\/p>\n<p>The Copyright Office head, HON. SHIRA PERLMUTTER, is called the \u201cRegister,\u201d not the \u201cRegistrar.\u201d Our readers would never misspell \u201ccopyright.\u201d Dictionaries don\u2019t recognize \u201ccopywrite\u201d as a word, but the Curmudgeon\u2019s spellcheck does. Is this AI taking over?<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>May 19, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>USING THE PROPER WORDS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Law Prof. MARK LEMLEY posted, \u201cGrading finished! I can report that my students are smart, know the material, write and reason well, and are entirely ignorant of the proper use of REIGN and REIN (emphasis added).\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Reader JON PUTNAM and others have noticed a trend toward ADVOCATE FOR as a substitute for the verb ADVOCATE. Generally, \u201cfor\u201d is unnecessary, but it can be useful. If you were a lobbyist, you might say, \u201cI ADVOCATE lower taxes.\u201d But if the Republican Party retained you as an advocate for lower taxes, you could say, \u201cI ADVOCATE FOR the Republican Party.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>An ANONYMOUS reader sees this statement used by law firms, \u201cattached please find our document in respect to the . . . .\u201d The reader believes \u201cwith respect to the . . . .\u201d is better language. The Curmudgeon agrees.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address. Click\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/index.php\/the-ip-language-curmudgeon-archives\/\">here<\/a>\u00a0for the Curmudgeon Archives.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/index.php\/daily_news\/supreme-court-upholds-federal-circuit-opinion-that-amgens-claims-were-invalid-for-lack-of-enablement\/curmudgeon@ipo.org\" class=\"broken_link\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>May 12, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>MORE ON \u201cNOTICE\u201d AND \u201cRULEMAKING\u201d <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Last week we made the point that it\u2019s \u201cAdvance,\u201d not \u201cAdvanced,\u201d Notice of Proposed Rulemaking. So far, so good.<\/p>\n<p>Reader KRISTIN INNACONE, however, gently pointed out the error of the Curmudgeon\u2019s statement that the phrase \u201cadvance notice\u201d itself usually is redundant. She said, \u201cOne can provide notice of a change that is effective immediately, or after-the-fact notice. It is good business practice to provide notice in advance of a change, but in many circumstances that is not required.\u201d One for the Curmudgeon and one for Kristin!<\/p>\n<p>How do you spell \u201crulemaking?\u201d One word? One word with a hyphen? Or two words? In modern U.S. federal government administrative law, it\u2019s one word. This is so despite the landmark Administrative Procedure (don\u2019t say Procedures) Act of 1946 (APA), which used \u201crule making.\u201d Over time, the U.S. government and federal administrative lawyers have adopted \u201crulemaking.\u201d State statutes still often use \u201crule-making\u201d or \u201crule making.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>May 5, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>IT\u2019S \u201cADVANCE,\u201d NOT \u201cADVANCED,\u201d NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The USPTO published an \u201cAdvance Notice of Proposed Rulemaking\u201d that grabbed the attention of experts on PTAB proceedings. When the <em>Federal Register<\/em> released the notice, an IP news outlet and many individuals called it \u201cadvanced\u201d notice.<\/p>\n<p>According to Grammarist.com, \u201cadvanced\u201d is often used where \u201cadvance\u201d would make more sense. That website claims the \u201cmix-up is common and some readers won\u2019t even notice it, so it\u2019s not a serious error.\u201d Baloney. Every error makes the Curmudgeon cringe. Take Advance Auto Parts, which is a fine company except that its name isn\u2019t so good.<\/p>\n<p>Is the phrase \u201cadvance notice\u201d itself redundant? Generally it is, but not in the federal government rulemaking lexicon. Advance Notice of Proposed Rulemaking (ANPRM) is necessary to distinguish the notice from the formal Notice of Proposed Rulemaking (NPRM) that comes later. The names and acronyms are the <em>Federal Register<\/em>\u2019s, not the USPTO\u2019s.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>April 28, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>A SYLLOGISM COULD HAVE CONCLUDED THAT SOCRATES HAD GREEN BLOOD<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Is the 2,500-year-old science of formal logic useful for constructing IP arguments? Here\u2019s the classic syllogism:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>All humans are mortal (major premise)<br \/>\nSocrates is human (minor premise)<br \/>\nTherefore, Socrates is mortal (conclusion)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A valid syllogism must have a \u201cmiddle term\u201d (\u201chuman\u201d) in both premises that is \u201cdistributed\u201d (i.e., covers an entire class). The word \u201cAll,\u201d above, distributes the middle term.<\/p>\n<p>In a patent case in 2016, Federal Circuit Judge Taranto found a fallacy in a syllogism. He said, \u201cThat suggestion is fallacious: it employs . . . <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">the fallacy of the undistributed middle<\/span>, under which the two statements, &#8220;a dog is a four-legged pet&#8221; and &#8220;a cat is a four-legged pet&#8221; are asserted to give rise to the inference that a dog is a cat.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Valid syllogisms can help, but don\u2019t forget that a conclusion is true only if the premises are true. If the major premise said all humans had green blood, then the conclusion would have been that Socrates had green blood. More on logic later. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>April 21, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>AVOID SLANGY NEW VERBS IN LEGAL AND BSINESS ENGLISH<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Reader SUZANNE FLATON-ORIGENES has a language pet peeve. She calls it \u201ccorporate speak that turns nouns . . . into verbs\u201d or uses verbs in uncommon ways.<\/p>\n<p>One of Suzanne\u2019s examples is using socialize in the following way: \u201cPlease socialize that [idea, project, etc.] with so and so.\u201d Another is cabin, as in, \u201cLet\u2019s cabin those discussion points for now.\u201d She says these usages grate on her and colleagues who prefer plain English.<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon recommends caution in adopting new verb forms, sometimes called \u201cverbing.\u201d In legal and business writing and speaking, you\u2019re better off choosing an established verb if one is available. New verbs can come across as slang or jargon. Instead of \u201cshowcasing\u201d your work, just show it. Let\u2019s not start \u201cIP-izing\u201d inventions instead of patenting them.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>April 14, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>COMMENTS ON FONTS AND WORDS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>JOHN PEGRAM, a longtime font fan, responded to the March 24 column. He believes serifs are great for text because they help lead the eye along the line. Times Roman was designed for newspaper columns, he says; other serif fonts are better for legal briefs. Sans-serif is good for signs and short headings. \u201cCalibri is the worst sans-serif font.\u201d John emailed the Curmudgeon in Arial, not Calibri.<\/p>\n<p>HERB HART commented on the March 31 report that justices and counsel at the recent Supreme Court argument always said \u201cFederal Circuit,\u201d not \u201cCAFC.\u201d He recalled that Chief Judge Markey was fond of asking what \u201cCAFC\u201d referred to: the Court of Appeals for the First Circuit? Fourth Circuit? Fifth Circuit?<\/p>\n<p>On useless words (April 7), RONALD EMBRY, JR. correctly pointed out that we can\u2019t ban \u201cinflection point\u201d entirely because it\u2019s a <a href=\"https:\/\/mathworld.wolfram.com\/InflectionPoint.html\">mathematical term of art<\/a>. The Curmudgeon believes we should confine it to its math meaning, however, and not use it as a synonym for \u201cturning point.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>April 7, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>BANISHING USELESS WORDS AND PHRASES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The faculty at Lake Superior State U. published its annual list of words and phrases that should be banished for uselessness, overuse, or misuse. Here are items from that list and a few others:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Absolutely<\/li>\n<li>Amazing<\/li>\n<li>Fantastic<\/li>\n<li>Gaslighting (Merriam-Webster 2022 Word of the Year)<\/li>\n<li>GOAT<\/li>\n<li>Inflection point<\/li>\n<li>Irregardless (say regardless)<\/li>\n<li>Issued patent (say patent)<\/li>\n<li>It is what it is<\/li>\n<li>Oral hearing (say hearing)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Comments are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 31, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>LESSONS FROM THE U.S. SUPREME COURT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon learned a few things this week from the 90-minute oral argument at the Supreme Court in the possibly landmark patent case <em>Amgen Inc. v. Sanofi<\/em>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>How do they pronounce the word \u201cspecies\u201d at the court? Dictionaries accept both \u201cSPEE-shees\u201d and \u201cSPEE-sees.\u201d During the argument, justices and counsel said the word 11 times. It was pronounced SPEE-shees 10 of those times. You should say SPEE-shees.<\/li>\n<li>How many amicus (friend of the court) briefs are too many? After cert. was granted in the Amgen case, 31 amicus briefs were filed. Justice GORSUCH said, \u201cI&#8217;ve got so many friends I can hardly stand it (laughter).\u201d The Curmudgeon believes that if the briefs were the common \u201cme too\u201d variety, 31 is too many.<\/li>\n<li>At the Supreme Court, do they say, \u201cFederal Circuit\u201d or \u201cCAFC?\u201d During the argument, justices and counsel said \u201cFederal Circuit\u201d 35 times. \u201cCAFC?\u201d Not once. You should say Federal Circuit.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 24, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>THE JACK DANIEL\u2019S APOSTROPHE; TYPE FONT FASHION<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[1] Is the Jack Daniel\u2019s apostrophe usage correct? \u2013 On Wednesday, a trademark case was argued at the U.S. Supreme Court involving Jack Daniel\u2019s whiskey. The distillery founder, born in Tennessee around 1850, was Jack Daniel, not Jack Daniels. So, the distillery\u2019s punctuation is correct. The possessive is Jack Daniel\u2019s, not Jack Daniels\u2019. Whiskey fans should be relieved to know it.<\/p>\n<p>[2] Serif and Sans-Serif Type Faces &#8212; The U.S. Secretary of State caused a stir among language connoisseurs by changing the font used in his department. The change was from Times New Roman, a popular, older font with serifs, to Calibri, a popular, newer sans-serif font. A memo said fonts with serifs create &#8220;issues for individuals with disabilities.&#8221; Bryan Garner suggested there is no science to support the claim.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 17, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>IPRs AND PGRs: POOR NAMES AND SURPLUS TEXT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This is not about the substance of the America Invents Act (AIA). This is a language column. Whether you love it or hate it, the AIA isn\u2019t a model for legislative drafting.<\/p>\n<p>Take IPRs and PGRs, Inter Partes Reviews and Post Grant Reviews. The names aren\u2019t distinctive. An Inter Partes Review is a post grant trial with two or more parties. A Post Grant Review? It\u2019s a post grant trial with two or more parties. If you don\u2019t deal with the AIA every day, you may have trouble remembering which is which.<\/p>\n<p>A larger problem is the gross cluttering of the Patent Act with a ton of unnecessary text. You have to read the statute to appreciate this. Chapter 31 on IPRs has nine sections with hundreds of words, followed by Chapter 32 on PGRs with nine sections that have 99% of the same words. It would have been so simple to fix this. Bah, humbug!<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 10, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>BOOKS ON WRITING RECOMMENDED BY THE CURMUDGEON<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>The Bluebook \u2013 A Uniform System of Citation<\/em> (Columbia L. Rev. et al. eds., 21st ed. 2020). When I took a shot at The Bluebook recently for growing to 365 pages, I didn\u2019t mean it should be burned and replaced by a 2-page guide as once suggested by former Judge Richard Posner.<\/p>\n<p>Bryan A. Garner, <em>Modern English Usage<\/em> (5th ed. 2022). Hot off the presses a few weeks ago. A leading authority on grammar, usage, and style. 1276 pp.<\/p>\n<p>William Strunk Jr. and E.B. White, <em>The Elements of Style<\/em> (4th ed. 2000). The original was written by Strunk in 1918. A classic with concise nuggets of wisdom but incomplete on grammar. Reader John Cheek suggested, perhaps tongue in \u201ccheek,\u201d that Strunk and White could be resurrected. 105 pp.<\/p>\n<p>Sandra Strokoff and Laurence Filson, <em>The Legislative Drafter\u2019s Desk Reference<\/em> (2nd ed. 2008). Strokoff was the Legislative Counsel of the U.S. House of Representatives. 583 pp.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 3, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>DON\u2019T USE \u201cESQUIRE\u201d TO IDENTIFY ATTORNEYS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Reader MERCEDES MEYER says she was once told that \u201cEsquire\u201d following the name of an attorney was permissible only to use for a man, not for a woman. She wonders whether that was true. In fact, decades ago Esquire was thought to be only for names of men who were attorneys. Nowadays people who still use the word (or its abbreviation, \u201cEsq.\u201d) use it for men and women alike.<\/p>\n<p>This leads to whether Esquire or Esq. should be used at all. The Curmudgeon says no. According to some style manuals, you shouldn\u2019t use Esquire after your own name, but you may use it after the name of another attorney to show honor or respect. The Curmudgeon recommends against even that usage. Most people don\u2019t know what Esquire means. It is seen less often today and seems to be used mostly by older attorneys. Exorcise it from your vocabulary!<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 24, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cCOMPRISING\u201d IN PATENT PARLANCE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Most Common Word In Patent Claims Is \u201cComprising.\u201d It\u2019s Used In The Transition Between The Preamble And The Body Of The Claim. Attorneys Know That In Patent Parlance It Means \u201cIncluding But not exclusively.\u201d The problem: other folks don\u2019t know that meaning. Except in patent law, comprising means \u201cconsisting of exclusively; embracing to the exclusion of others,\u201d according to <em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>In a Federal Circuit case decided on February 17, one issue was whether a claim for \u201cA light fixture assembly, comprising . . . a magnet embedded in the base\u201d could cover a device with more than one magnet. The court felt a need to cite four earlier opinions to support the patent law definition of comprising. The court used the expression \u201cin patent parlance.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Could we just say \u201cincluding\u201d and be done with this language burden? Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 17, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>COMMENTS FROM READERS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>JOHN CHEEK commented on last week\u2019s column, which explained that the noun \u201ccounsel\u201d should not have an \u201cs\u201d added for the plural. He turned to apostrophes. He said, tongue in cheek, that it\u2019s a burden on him to add an \u201cs\u201d after the apostrophe when he writes JOHN\u2019S BOOK. He has noticed that many people write DENNIS\u2019 BOOK without an s after the apostrophe, since Dennis ends with an s.<\/p>\n<p>According to Bryan Garner, however, the predominant usage when forming a possessive is to add an \u2019s to almost all singular nouns \u2013 even those ending in s. So it should be DENNIS\u2019S BOOK. For plurals that end in s, which most do, add only an apostrophe. BOSSES\u2019. For plurals not ending in s, add \u2019s. CHILDREN\u2019S.<\/p>\n<p>HERB JERVIS noted that the term \u201cattorney and counselor\u201d had its origin in the early courts in England. Two types of courts existed &#8212; law and equity. Practitioners in those courts were referred to either as attorneys-at-law or counselors-in-equity.<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 10, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>USE \u201cCOUNSEL,\u201d WHETHER REFERRING TO ONE OR MORE THAN ONE COUNSEL<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When you\u2019re using the word \u201ccounsel\u201d as a noun, that\u2019s the rule. Never an \u201cs\u201d on the end. It\u2019s like sheep. One sheep. Two sheep.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCounsels\u201d is used in error frequently. The error may be most common when the term is preceded by a modifier. \u201cGeneral counsels\u201d and \u201cindependent counsels\u201d are incorrect. Always use \u201ccounsel.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Here are some tougher issues for you to ponder: If \u201ccounsel\u201d is both singular and plural, why is \u201cattorneys\u201d the plural of \u201cattorney?\u201d Is \u201cattorney-at-law\u201d just a fancier term for attorney? How about \u201cattorney and counselor?\u201d Are \u201clawyer,\u201d \u201cattorney,\u201d and \u201cmember of the bar\u201d synonyms? Don\u2019t get me started on \u201cesquire.\u201d And why do dictionaries accept \u201cbears\u201d as the plural of \u201cbear\u201d when \u201csheeps\u201d is unacceptable?<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions and comments are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 3, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>BANISHING THE PHRASE \u201cTHE TOTALITY OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Mark Twain said, \u201cDon\u2019t use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do.\u201d On January 20 the Federal Circuit decided that a patent applicant delayed unreasonably in the USPTO. In explaining its decision, the court used the phrase \u201cthe totality of the circumstances\u201d 14 times. \u201cThe totality of?\u201d How about just saying \u201call of?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>According to <em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary<\/em>, \u201cthe totality of the circumstances\u201d is a test. But if you consider every circumstance, is it a test? The IPO Daily News published a summary of the Federal Circuit\u2019s decision (not written by the Curmudgeon) without needing to mention a test. Where did the phrase \u201cthe totality of the circumstances\u201d originate? You guessed it! In the five-dollar word factory: the U.S. Supreme Court.<\/p>\n<p>Do you have words or phrases to banish? Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 27, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;IF I <em>WERE<\/em> TWO-FACED, WOULD I BE WEARING THIS ONE?&#8221; ABRAHAM LINCOLN<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Reader Phil Johnson says people today often don\u2019t use the proper verb forms for the \u2018subjunctive mood.\u201d Lincoln knew his English grammar. He said \u201cwere,\u201d not \u201cwas,\u201d because he was expressing a wish, a hypothetical, or a condition contrary to fact.<\/p>\n<p>The mood of a verb reflects the writer\u2019s attitude and the intent of the sentence. The subjunctive mood differs from the common \u201cindicative mood,\u201d which states facts or asks questions.<\/p>\n<p>Why use the proper verb form? Standard grammar is a mark of a learned person. The Curmudgeon can\u2019t find a single error in use of the subjunctive mood by the U.S. Supreme Court or the Federal Circuit. Knowledge of the subjunctive mood elsewhere indeed seems to be declining, but I will do my part to keep it alive.<\/p>\n<p>Send your pet peeves. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 20, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>THE HATED <em>BLUEBOOK<\/em> AND \u201cFEWER\u201d V. \u201cLESS\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>An anonymous reader ridicules <em>The Bluebook: A Uniform System of Citation<\/em>, the most widely used legal citation guide. It now weighs in at 365 pages. Former Judge Richard Posner said we should \u201cburn all copies of the <em>Bluebook<\/em>.\u201d Posner had his own legal citation guide: 2 printed pages.<\/p>\n<p>We should strive for reasonable uniformity in legal citations without becoming obsessed with minutiae. The <em>Bluebook<\/em> publishers\u2014law review editors at Harvard, Columbia, Yale, and Penn\u2014deserve a failing grade on concise writing.<\/p>\n<p>Reader Phil Johnson laments the failure to maintain the distinction between \u201cfewer\u201d and \u201cless.\u201d The general rule is to use \u201cfewer\u201d when referring to countable items and \u201cless\u201d when referring to volume or amount. Fewer cookies; less milk. This is still the rule. Judge Robert Bacharach gives it as an example when he states in his 2020 book on legal writing, \u201cSome words are often misused, distracting the reader for at least a moment.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Comments are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 13, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>BATTLES OVER THE PERIOD AT THE END OF A SENTENCE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The One Space Rule &#8212; The rule in the 21 century is that you insert ONE SPACE after the period at the end of a sentence. The Curmudgeon grudgingly accepted this change from the old rule of two spaces after legal writing expert Bryan Garner grudgingly accepted it. How did it happen? The best story is that an anonymous software writer decided she would secretly change the world and it stuck.<\/p>\n<p>The No Period Rule \u2013 Now the <em>Washington Post<\/em> claims that Gen Z workers \u2014 defined as those born between 1997 and 2012 \u2013 don\u2019t want to use ANY PERIOD at the end of a sentence They believe a period may mean \u201cThis is what I\u2019m saying, period,\u201d and it may sound angry and cold The Curmudgeon will fight this We have to stand up for standard, educated English. Period.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 6, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>LET\u2019S GET SERIOUS ABOUT DRAFTING LEGISLATION<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>According to an unscientific, nonpartisan poll by the Curmudgeon, the U.S. Congress doesn\u2019t take writing seriously enough. Bill titles are jokes. According to comedian Dave Barry, the \u201cInflation Reduction Act\u201d hodgepodge \u201cwill reduce inflation because it says so right in the title . . . .\u201d The \u201cPride in Patent Ownership Act,\u201d which didn\u2019t pass last year, was about recording patent assignments and licenses, not about \u201cpride.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At year\u2019s end, Congress abandoned \u201cregular order\u201d to pass a 1,653-page omnibus funding bill that hardly anyone had read. It included a few IP items; people were worried that it might include more. \u201cRegular order\u201d produces the clearest legislation. It requires both houses to adhere to their committee processes, including public hearings, careful bill drafting, and formal committee reports.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Happy New Year,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>December 16, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>A FEW WORD ISSUES FOR THE HOLIDAYS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cHappy New Year\u2019s\u201d or \u201cHappy New Year?\u201d It\u2019s Happy New Year. The apostrophe plus \u201cs\u201d is incorrect unless you\u2019re including a word that \u201cbelongs\u201d to the New Year. E.g., Happy New Year\u2019s Day.<\/p>\n<p>Is Hanukah or Chanukkah correct for the Jewish festival? Both spellings are considered correct, but Hanukah is more common. The number of k\u2019s and n\u2019s varies. Kwanzaa, the annual celebration of African-American culture, ends with two a\u2019s.<\/p>\n<p>What does \u201cbah humbug\u201d mean? It\u2019s an exclamation that conveys \u201ccurmudgeonly displeasure,\u201d according to <em>Pop Culture Dictionary<\/em>. It was most famously used by Ebenezer Scrooge, the main character in Charles Dickens\u2019s <em>A Christmas Carol<\/em> (1843).<\/p>\n<p>No curmudgeonly displeasure for the rest of the month. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Happy holidays,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>December 9, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING \u201cA\u201d IN \u201cAPPLICATION FOR PATENT\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Back in 1836, when no one made mistakes, the U.S. patent statute stated that an inventor could file an \u201capplication for a patent.\u201d In 1952 Congress rewrote the phrase to read that an inventor could file an \u201capplication for patent.\u201d What happened to the \u201ca?\u201d Was it a typo? Was Congress in a drunken stupor?<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon doesn\u2019t know what happened, but knows it\u2019s weird to say, out loud, \u201capplication for patent.\u201d A patent is a thing. It\u2019s a good idea to write the way educated people talk. Those who are not obsessed with statutory language will say they\u2019re filing an application for a patent, or, better yet, a patent application. Bah, humbug.<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re dealing with trademarks or copyrights, of course, it\u2019s an application \u201cto register\u201d a trademark or a copyright. You already have rights, or believe you do. You\u2019re registering them.<\/p>\n<p>Pet peeves from readers are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>December 2, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>PET PEEVE: \u201cAS PER\u201d FOR \u201cIN ACCORDANCE WITH\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Reader JEFF INGERMAN hates it when people use the Latinism \u201cas per\u201d instead of \u201cin accordance with.\u201d The Curmudgeon agrees. It\u2019s an 18th century phrase that has long been condemned by writing texts, but it can be found in the USPTO\u2019s <em>Manual of Patent Examining Procedure<\/em> and patent rules, and it\u2019s still used by some patent examiners.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s redundant. \u201cPer\u201d can mean \u201caccording to,\u201d \u201cthrough,\u201d or \u201cfor each.\u201d \u201cAs\u201d adds nothing. More important, ordinary people may not know what you mean when you say \u201cas per.\u201d Shorter is not always better. Clarity trumps conciseness.<\/p>\n<p>In the last column, I used the phrase \u201cdifferent from\u201d because it\u2019s more common in the U.S. than \u201cdifferent than.\u201d If you want people to think you\u2019ve spent time in the U.K, you can say \u201cdifferent to.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>More pet peeves are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>November 18, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>PET LANGUAGE PEEVES: \u201cIN THE IP SPACE\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Language curmudgeons have pet peeves. People say, \u201cI\u2019m in the IP space.\u201d In the patent space, the trademark space, the copyright space, the biopharmaceutical space, and the high-tech space. I\u2019m unsure when this \u201cspace\u201d stuff started. It\u2019s most common among academics, very smart people but not the clearest writers.<\/p>\n<p>The closest synonyms seem to be \u201cin the field\u201d or \u201cin the area.\u201d \u201cIn the space\u201d forces readers to look for subtle differences from the old words. The Curmudgeon can\u2019t see any. Jargonistic. Very annoying. And you could just say \u201cI\u2019m in IP.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Send me your pet peeves. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Thanksgiving!<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>November 11, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>IT\u2019S TIME TO PART WITH THE TERM \u201cWRIT OF CERTIORARI\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Last Friday the U.S. Supreme Court granted a petition for a \u201cwrit of certiorari\u201d in <em>Amgen v. Sanofi<\/em>. It was the first grant of review of a patent case in more than 2 years. Exactly what is a writ of certiorari and how do we pronounce it? Most non-lawyers don\u2019t know. A writ is a court\u2019s written order. A writ of certiorari directs a lower court to deliver the record of a case for review. <em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary<\/em> gives three pronunciations with none preferred: (1) sir-shee-uh-RAIR-eye, (2) sir-shee-uh-RAIR-ee, and (3) sir-shee-uh-RAH-ree. It causes embarrassing verbal stumbles even by lawyers.<\/p>\n<p>Instead of using \u201ccertiorari,\u201d the Curmudgeon suggests writing, \u201cLast Friday the U.S. Supreme Court agreed to review <em>Amgen v. Sanofi<\/em>.\u201d No meaning is lost. It may take courts a while to embrace the change, but they should do it.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are always welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>November 4, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>THE WORDS &#8220;COUNTERFEITING,&#8221; &#8220;PIRACY,&#8221; AND &#8220;INFRINGEMENT&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>These words often are used interchangeably in the popular media. Our IP expert readers understand the words, but sometimes may be uncertain whether \u201ccounterfeiting\u201d or \u201cpiracy\u201d is the apt term. Trademark counterfeiting is an egregious type of trademark infringement. It\u2019s the intentional act of producing or selling a product or service bearing a sham trademark that is a reproduction of the original mark.<\/p>\n<p>Piracy, in the IP context, usually refers to egregious copyright infringement. Some writers also refer to trademark counterfeiters as \u201cpirates.\u201d \u201cInfringement\u201d is any act that interferes with one of the rights of a patent, trademark, or copyright owner. Trade secret infringement is called \u201cmisappropriation.\u201d Does the Curmudgeon have it correct?<\/p>\n<p>Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address. Click here for the Curmudgeon Archives.<br \/>\nYour Friend,<br \/>\nThe Curmudgeon<\/p>\n<p><em>October 28, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>THE VOGUE TERM \u201cX\u201d IN IP<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The \u201cCenter for Intellectual Property x Innovation Policy\u201d is part of the Antonin Scalia Law School of George Mason University. A reader asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the x?\u201d According to <em>Wikipedia<\/em>, x is used between names to indicate collaboration. It originally indicated collaboration between artists. The musical duo Chloe x Halle, for example. Now x can refer to other kinds of collaboration.<\/p>\n<p>Writing expert Bryan Garner might call it a \u201cvogue expression\u201d\u2014in fashion at a particular time. He lists many vogue words and symbols. They may begin as linguistic fads and become standard English or pass into obscurity. The Curmudgeon approves of vogue words in some writing to show you\u2019re with it or young at heart, but no vogue words in legal documents, please.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p>P.S. <em>Wikipedia<\/em> says x at the end of a message can mean a kiss. x<\/p>\n<p><em>October 21, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>POTPOURRI OF REDUNDANCIES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Reader Andrew Currier wonders whether the phrase \u201cexample embodiment\u201d often seen in patent specifications is redundant. McCarthy\u2019s Encyclopedia of Intellectual Property defines embodiment as \u201cAn illustrative example of one use of an invention.\u201d Redundant! Reader Herb Hart thinks the word \u201cback\u201d in a recent blog post reading \u201c. . . resulted in a remand back to the Board\u201d was redundant because \u201cremand\u201d means \u201csend back.\u201d Redundant!<\/p>\n<p>Reader Thomas Sullivan notes that many sentences start with the phrase \u201cIn order to,\u201d and wonders why we need to say \u201cIn order.\u201d The Curmudgeon agrees that \u201cIn order\u201d at the beginning of a sentence likely is surplusage. The words used in the middle of a sentence might help with clarity. A recent Bryan Garner Usage Tip of the Day identified \u201ctime period\u201d as a common redundancy that became widespread in the late 20th century. The word \u201cperiod\u201d is almost always sufficient.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 14, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>MORE ON CAPITALIZATION IN PATENT DOCUMENTS, ET CETERA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Following up on last week, reader Kaveh Rashidi-Yazd says he was taught to capitalize \u201cclaim\u201d in \u201cclaim 1\u201d and he still does it because it helps in identifying claim numbers in documents. After more research, the Curmudgeon finds some USPTO patent examiners also use a capital \u201cC\u201d here. If you feel that\u2019s better, do it. Courts don\u2019t capitalize \u201cclaim\u201d in \u201cclaim 1,\u201d but they won\u2019t sanction you for departing from their style.<\/p>\n<p>Kaveh also likes to italicize prior art references in responses to the USPTO. That can be a good practice for making the references stand out. Don\u2019t use all-caps, however, which is hard to read. BTW, did you ever notice that <em>et cetera<\/em> (abbreviated \u201cetc.\u201d, which is not italicized) is constantly mispronounced \u201c<em>eck cetera<\/em>\u201d by the illiterate class? Ugh!<\/p>\n<p>Comments are always welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:cumrudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 7, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>PATENT CLAIMS: SHOULD WE WRITE \u201cclaim 1\u201d OR \u201cClaim 1?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Reader Ron Derrington asked the question. The Curmudgeon\u2019s colleague, the IP Whiner, says to capitalize \u201cclaim 1\u201d because patent claims are as long as books and we capitalize titles of books. We\u2019ll ignore that comment.<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon has seen references to a specific claim such as \u201cclaim 1\u201d capitalized in some articles and briefs, but the modern trend in legal writing generally is toward less capitalization. Recent opinions of the U.S. Supreme Court and the Federal Circuit use lower case for a specific claim. Grammar and punctuation follow usage, so the Curmudgeon recommends lower case, except, of course, when \u201cclaim\u201d is the first word of a sentence.<\/p>\n<p>Also on claims, if you aren\u2019t a patent prosecutor you may not know that in a U.S. patent with one claim, the claim is not numbered. One claim? Now that\u2019s concise writing!<\/p>\n<p>Comments are always welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>September 30, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>COPYRIGHT PROTECTS SOFTWARE, NOT FONTS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Last week an IP publication\u2019s lead story was on a copyright suit involving Shake Shack. The story said the burger chain is accused of infringing a type foundry\u2019s \u201ccopyrighted font.\u201d This phrase is a bit inaccurate. Because a 1992 U.S. regulation expressly excludes \u201ctypeface\u201d from copyright and the words \u201ctypeface\u201d and \u201cfont\u201d often are used interchangeably, the Curmudgeon concludes \u201cfonts\u201d cannot be protected by copyright either. Software can be copyrighted. The story should have said Shake Shack is accused of infringing copyright in the software that generates the font. The Curmudgeon doesn\u2019t know whether the suit has merit<\/p>\n<p>Boomers think the phrase \u201cbegs the question\u201d discussed last week means circular reasoning. Gen Xers, millennials, and Gen Zs think it means \u201cleads to another question.\u201d Gen Alphas may be too young to know.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are always welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>September 23, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WHAT \u201cDOES BEG THE QUESTION\u201d MEAN TODAY?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Reader Phil Johnson wonders whether the classical meaning of \u201cbeg the question\u201d is being lost. \u201cBeg the question,\u201d which has been used in English since the 16th century, means to make an argument that assumes the truth of the conclusion, instead of supporting it. A simple example from language guru Bryan Garner is, \u201cLife begins at conception, which is defined as the beginning of life.\u201d This assumes the conclusion. It\u2019s circular reasoning.<\/p>\n<p>In recent years an alternative meaning of \u201cbegs the question\u201d has appeared in many dictionaries. People will say, \u201ca question that begs to be answered\u201d or \u201cone question that begs an answer,\u201d followed by their question. This is entirely different from the classical meaning. Reluctantly the Curmudgeon recommends avoiding \u2018beg the question\u201d unless you\u2019re talking to logic experts. You might say &#8220;evades any support for the argument &#8221; or &#8220;raises a question to be answered,&#8221; depending on the meaning you want.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are always welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"curmudgeon@Ipo.org\" class=\"broken_link\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>September 16, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WHAT\u2019S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IP AND IP \u201cRIGHT?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When do we say \u201cintellectual property\u201d and when do we say \u201cintellectual property right?\u201d Many writers call an invention or book itself \u201cintellectual property.\u201d It\u2019s a creation of the mind. The patent or copyright that protects the invention or book is a legal right, so it\u2019s an intellectual property \u201cright.\u201d Not everyone observes this distinction, but it may be advisable to include \u201cright\u201d when you want the reader to understand that the property is protected.<\/p>\n<p>What about trademarks? A trademark is a name, symbol, or other source identifier. It\u2019s the creation. The legal right protecting the trademark probably should be a \u201ctrademark right,\u201d but no one says that. They use \u201ctrademark\u201d for both the creation and the right. BTW, if your copyright attorney writes \u201ccopywrite,\u201d get a new attorney.<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions for topics are always welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>September 9, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>USUALLY YOU DON\u2019T NEED TO SAY WHAT TYPE OF PATENT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We have many types of patents. The U.S. has \u201cutility,\u201d \u201cdesign,\u201d \u201cplant,\u201d and \u201creissue\u201d patents. Utility patents are by far the most numerous. The awkward name given to utility patents comes from the requirement for the invention to be useful. The name never appears in any part of the statute that anyone reads. If your audience doesn\u2019t need to know the type of patent, just say \u201cpatent.\u201d Experts will know the type from the context. Lay people ordinarily don\u2019t need to know.<\/p>\n<p>Another unnecessary word is \u201cissued\u201d in the phrase \u201cissued patent.\u201d It\u2019s not a patent until it\u2019s issued. \u201cUnissued patent\u201d would be an oxymoron. Certain countries grant lower-tier patents called \u201cutility models\u201d or \u201cpetty patents.\u201d Weird terms to avoid if you can. Stamping out unnecessary and nerdy words is an honorable calling, thinks the Curmudgeon.<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions for topics are always welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>September 2, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>MORE ON WHETHER IP INFRINGEMENT IS BY A PERSON<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Last week we concluded that to be consistent with the language of the U.S. patent statute, we should say infringement is by a person, not by a product or process. The infringer may be a natural person or a juristic person.<\/p>\n<p>The other U.S. IP statutes use similar language. The Trademark Act of 1946 (Lanham Act) says \u201cany person\u201d may be liable as an infringer. The Copyright Act says \u201canyone.\u201d Trade secret infringement is called misappropriation. The Defend Trade Secrets Act of 2016 says \u201cperson.\u201d There you have it.<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon will attend the 50th IPO Annual Meeting, incognito, and hopes to see you there.<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions for topics are always welcome. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>August 26, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>IS A PATENT INFRINGED BY A PRODUCT OR PROCESS OR BY A PERSON?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We often read that products or processes infringe a patent, but such statements don\u2019t follow the words of the U.S. statute. Section 271 says, \u201c. . . whoever without authority makes, uses, offers to sell, or sells any patented invention . . . infringes the patent.\u201d \u201cWhoever\u201d means a person, who may be a natural person or a juristic person such as a corporation.<\/p>\n<p>So, ordinarily we should say Jane infringes the patent, not Jane\u2019s widget infringes the patent. There\u2019s an exception. Section 337 of the Tariff Act of 1930, which deals with unlawful importation, refers to \u201carticles that . . . infringe a valid and enforceable United States patent . . . .\u201c Use the words of the statute. Next week we\u2019ll look at who may infringe trademarks and copyrights.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are always appreciated. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>August 19, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>USE CAPITAL LETTERS SPARINGLY IN LEGAL WRITING<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The modern trend is to capitalize fewer words in legal writing. Compare today\u2019s style with the original text of the Constitution of the United States, written in an era when words were capitalized in nearly every sentence merely for emphasis or for no apparent reason. Everyone knows to capitalize the first letter of the first word of a sentence and to capitalize the first letter of proper nouns. Dictionaries and style manuals set out many other capitalization rules. The editor of <em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary<\/em>, Bryan Garner, says use lower case unless a rule requires capitalization.<\/p>\n<p>Younger lawyers seem to use fewer capitals. They\u2019ve probably taken legal writing courses recently. Write in the style used by your audience. The Federal Circuit this week capitalized \u201cRequests for Director Rehearing\u201d where the Curmudgeon might not have done so.<br \/>\nComments are always appreciated. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address. Click here for the Curmudgeon Archives.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>August 12, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>PRUNING OLD LANGUAGE IN PATENT ACT SECTION 101<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The hottest IP legislation now is Senator TILLIS\u2019s patent eligibility bill <a href=\"https:\/\/www.congress.gov\/bill\/117th-congress\/senate-bill\/4734?s=1&amp;r=5\" class=\"broken_link\">S.4734<\/a>, introduced August 2. If Congress adds language to an existing law, it should clean up the old language. Old laws, like trees, need pruning. Tillis prunes one superfluous word from existing section 101. It\u2019s the word \u201cnew\u201d in \u201cnew and useful process . . . .\u201d New (novel) inventions are covered in existing section 102.<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon believes Tillis may have overlooked a few other unnecessary words in section 101. They are, \u201cor any useful improvement thereof . . .\u201d and, later in the same sentence, \u201ctherefor.\u201d Should they be deleted? I opine only on drafting issues, not whether new legislation is needed.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are always appreciated. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>August 5, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>LET\u2019S DROP \u201cORAL\u201d FROM \u201cORAL HEARING\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>USPTO \u201coral hearings\u201d are on my list of most-hated terms. Do we really have to say \u201coral?\u201d Is it needed to distinguish conventional hearings from mythical \u201cwritten hearings?\u201d Or mythical \u201csilent hearings,\u201d in which the participants look at each other and say nothing? The U.S. Supreme Court and the Federal Circuit use \u201coral argument.\u201d That has meaning.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOral hearing\u201d has been in the USPTO rules and culture, on the patent side, for generations. In a step backwards in 2011, Congress put \u201coral hearing\u201d in the Patent Act for the first time, to describe IPR and PGR proceedings. So far, the trademark and copyright statutes have escaped.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday the Curmudgeon approached USPTO officials and proposed amending the rules to shorten \u201coral hearing\u201d to \u201chearing.\u201d Without even consulting the new Director, they said no rule change can ever shorten a rule. Oh wait &#8212; that was just a bad dream I had.<br \/>\nComments are always appreciated. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>July 29, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>ARE IP CIVIL ACTIONS CIVIL?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>IP rights are enforced in \u201ccivil\u201d actions, not criminal actions. The word \u201ccivil,\u201d of course, among other things also can mean following rules of good behavior. You might think IP litigation involves a lot of bad behavior. Just in the past week we\u2019ve seen stories reporting \u201ccovid-19 patent wars are spreading\u201d and \u201cwireless technologies are a litigation battlefield.\u201d Patents are axed\u201d or \u201ckilled.\u201d Suits are \u201ctossed\u201d or \u201cthrown out.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Publications seem to believe such language attracts readers. In reality, litigation over IP rights usually is civil. Judges frequently comment that IP attorneys may be the most civil and professional. It\u2019s time for headline writers to tone down the rhetoric.<\/p>\n<p>Reader Tom Burger responded to the column on \u201cnot invalid\u201d patent claims by suggesting &#8220;remain valid.&#8221; The Curmudgeon likes it. A judge could say, \u201cClaim 1 is invalid. Claim 2 remains valid.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Comments are always appreciated. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>July 22, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>MORE ON WHETHER A PATENT CLAIM IS \u201cVALID\u201d OR \u201cNOT INVALID\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Some friendly readers took issue with my recent column asserting that it\u2019s unnecessarily complex, language-wise, for a court to hold patent claims \u201cnot invalid.\u201d As the readers view it, courts never determine that a claim is valid. Courts merely determine whether evidence or law renders a claim invalid.<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon is not persuaded. By statute, claims are presumed valid if they\u2019re not proven invalid. Why shouldn\u2019t we call them \u201cvalid\u201d?<\/p>\n<p>Yes, around 1986 Chief Judge MARKEY said courts shouldn\u2019t declare claims valid and nearly everyone fell in line. But the U.S. Supreme Court in several earlier opinions had held claims \u201cvalid.\u201d The Curmudgeon can disagree with courts!<\/p>\n<p>Readers\u2019 comments are always appreciated. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>July 15, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>EVERYONE\u2019S TALKING ABOUT <em>STARE DECISIS<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>After the U.S. Supreme Court\u2019s landmark decision in <em>Dobbs v. Jackson<\/em>, everyone\u2019s talking about the <em>stare decisis d<\/em>octrine. Without getting into legal analysis, here\u2019s a refresher on usage.<\/p>\n<p>According to <em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary<\/em> (2019), <em>stare decisis<\/em> is the \u201c. . . doctrine of precedent, under which a court must follow earlier judicial decisions when the same points arise again in litigation.\u201d <em>Stare decisis<\/em> is Latin for \u201cto stand by things decided.\u201d The Curmudgeon, usually a critic of Latin phrases in law, believes Latin is all right here, because there\u2019s no simple English alternative. It can be pronounced either <strong>stahr<\/strong>-ee di-<strong>si<\/strong>-sis or <strong>stair<\/strong>-ee di-<strong>si<\/strong>-sis.<\/p>\n<p>Did the Supreme Court\u2019s constitutional law decision change the <em>stare decisis<\/em> doctrine in any way that might affect future IP decisions? That\u2019s beyond the scope of this column. And the Curmudgeon doesn\u2019t know.<\/p>\n<p>Readers\u2019 suggestions for topics are always appreciated. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>July 8, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>DISTINGUISHING BETWEEN \u201cOPINION\u201d AND \u201cDECISION\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A judicial \u201cdecision\u201d is a court\u2019s determination of what to do in a case: affirm, reverse, remand, dismiss, etc. The \u201copinion\u201d is the written explanation, if any, for the decision. Judges make this distinction unerringly, but lawyers don\u2019t. It\u2019s taught in the first year of law school but easy to forget.<\/p>\n<p>The term \u201cfinal written decision\u201d used in the America Invents Act for IPRs and PGRs is just plain wrong. It should be \u201cfinal written opinion,\u201d but it\u2019s in the statute and we\u2019re stuck with it. In addition to opinion versus decision, we often see confusion among ruling, order, judgment, decree, and verdict. If in doubt about proper usage, consult a legal dictionary or court rules.<\/p>\n<p>This week marks the first anniversary of the Curmudgeon\u2019s current run: 50 columns in a year. Readers\u2019 suggestions are always appreciated. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>June 24, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>LET\u2019S STOP SAYING VALID PATENT CLAIMS ARE \u201cNOT INVALID\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This week, like nearly every week, the Federal Circuit reviewed a district court opinion that had determined the patent claims were \u201cnot invalid.\u201d Why do we have to say \u201cnot invalid\u201d when the challenger fails to prove invalidity? It\u2019s unnecessary complexity of language.<\/p>\n<p>Attorneys and judges know claims can be challenged more than once. It&#8217;s like the first base umpire telling the base runner, \u201cI\u2019m calling you \u2018not out\u2019 instead of \u2018safe\u2019 because you might be \u2018out\u2019 if you run to second.\u201d Say \u201cnot invalid\u201d only if a judge insists.<\/p>\n<p>Next week we\u2019ll find something on trademarks or copyrights. Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>June 17, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>ARE WORDS BECOMING LESS PRECISE?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Words are arguably becoming less precise. Take job titles. Job title inflation means increasing the number or prestige of job titles in an organization without increasing pay. This week the Curmudgeon was shocked to learn that a venerable patent-owning company now has at least six business unit heads whose titles are CEO and who report to the actual CEO. Will we all become fake CEOs? Will remote workers\u2019 homes become \u201cC-suites?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Word inflation is hard to detect. Years ago, Congress thought it was elevating the statute of the head of the USPTO by changing the title from \u201cCommissioner\u201d to \u201cDirector and Under Secretary.\u201d Maybe the change was just title inflation. The Curmudgeon tries to keep track of word inflation and growing imprecision. Let\u2019s hope title inflation is less than 8 percent a year! Bah, humbug!<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>June 10, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>REMEMBER TO SAY THE CLAIMED INVENTION \u201cWOULD HAVE BEEN\u201d OBVIOUS <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This is a sequel to last week\u2019s column. Last week, based on section 103 of the Patent Act, we concluded that when dealing with an obviousness issue we should say \u201cthe claimed invention,\u201d not \u201cthe claim.\u201d Still referring to section 103, the statute reads \u201c. . . the claimed invention . . . WOULD HAVE BEEN obvious before the effective filing date . . . (emphasis added).\u201d<\/p>\n<p>In oral conversations, the Curmudgeon sometimes hears inventors and even patent attorneys slip into saying an invention IS obvious. This is always wrong after a patent application has been filed. An invention that is obvious today would not necessarily have been obvious before the patent filing, which may have occurred many years earlier. Follow the statute.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>June 3, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>LET\u2019S SAY THE \u201cCLAIMED INVENTION,\u201d NOT THE \u201cCLAIM,\u201d WOULD HAVE BEEN OBVIOUS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Reader JOHN KILYK, JR. wondered whether it\u2019s a patent claim, or alternatively, the invention defined by a claim, that would have been obvious (or nonobvious).<\/p>\n<p>Section 103 of the Patent Act tells us the test is whether \u201c. . . the claimed invention . . . would have been obvious . . . (emphasis added).\u201d The Curmudgeon believes we should follow the statute diligently here. Clarity trumps brevity on this question. \u201cThe claim is obvious\u201d is a lazy shortcut. The rule is the same for novelty. A friend once told the Curmudgeon that Judges RICH and MARKEY, the deans of the Federal Circuit, didn\u2019t like saying claims would have been obvious. It doesn\u2019t matter that the U.S. Supreme Court broke this rule as recently as 4 years ago in its SAS opinion.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>May 27, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cPLEADED\u201d OR \u201cPLED\u201d?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Is it okay to say, \u201cShe pled guilty to the charges\u201d instead of \u201cShe pleaded guilty to the charges?\u201d Pled is used in some courts. A Google Scholar search of Federal Circuit opinions showed pled was used one-third as often as pleaded. Legal writing expert Bryan Garner says pled is not wrong, but he prefers pleaded.<\/p>\n<p>In non-legal writing, pled appears to be less common. It would sound strange to say, \u201cHe pled for help.\u201d The British call pled an Americanism. The Chicago Manual of Style says, \u201cAvoid pled.\u201d The Curmudgeon recommends pleaded in legal and non-legal work. Your boss could believe pled is wrong!<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>May 20, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>READERS ON ACRONYMS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Following up from last week, PHIL SWAIN, who clerked for Judge GILES RICH, said the great judge believed acronyms led to fuzzy thinking and misunderstanding. The handbook of the U.S. Court of Appeals for D.C. (2018) states, \u201cParties are strongly urged to limit the use of acronyms.\u201d Multiple readers called out the Department of Defense and its contractors for acronym-itis.<\/p>\n<p>RAY DOSS wondered about the use of \u201ca\u201d or \u201can\u201d before an acronym. The way you say it aloud controls. Use \u201can\u201d before acronyms or abbreviations beginning with a vowel sound. E.g., an LED lamp. Use \u201ca\u201d before acronyms beginning with a consonant sound. E.g., a NATO member. If you know the pronunciation, your ear will guide you. If you use an acronym not familiar to everyone, of course, the words should be written out in full the first time with the acronym in parentheses. NEXT WEEK: Pleaded or pled?<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>May 13, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>BREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT BIDEN COMES OUT AGAINST ACRONYMS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>On May 9, according to <em>Politico<\/em>, POTUS said, \u201cI am so tired of acronyms. I can\u2019t stand them.\u201d He was speaking in the Rose Garden about ACP (the Affordable Connectivity Program). He has also said acronyms violate his rule that \u201canybody should be able to read this or hear it and understand what I&#8217;m talking about.\u201d He\u2019s tough on speechwriters.<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon has observed an annoying increase in use of IP acronyms. Everywhere we see FRAND, SEP, CAFC, DOJ, ITC, MPEG, and NIST. Judge Robert Bacharach of the Tenth Circuit approves of acronyms \u201cwhen we can assume readers know what we mean.\u201d His examples are FBI, IRS, and US. Some acronyms are necessary, but you may be able to find alternatives. After the first use of Patent and Trademark Office, say \u201cOffice.\u201d More on acronyms in a future column.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>May 6, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>DON\u2019T BE BULLIED BY A WORD<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A reader drew the Curmudgeon\u2019s attention to a speech by legendary Judge GILES RICH titled \u201cEscaping the Tyranny of Words . . . .\u201d Rich spoke about the struggle to pry judges loose from the vague requirement for \u201cinvention\u201d to obtain a patent after Congress enacted the more objective nonobviousness standard in 1952. Judges insisted \u201cinvention\u201d was still required. The word was used elsewhere in the statute. It was the equivalent of \u201cdiscoveries\u201d in the constitution. Etc.<\/p>\n<p>Rich quoted Frankfurter: \u201cIt is a part of wisdom . . . not to be victimized by words.\u201d And Holmes: \u201cA word is not a crystal, transparent and unchanged; it is the skin of a living thought and may vary greatly in color and content according to the circumstances and the time in which it is used.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/mIlto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>April 29, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>CHOOSING THE BEST WORD<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Reader GILLIAN THACKRAY wonders whether \u201cutilize\u201d is vastly overused as a synonym for \u201cuse.\u201d The Curmudgeon believes it is. The two words mean the same thing to most people and \u201cuse\u201d is simpler. That said, The Chicago Manual of Style states, \u201c\u2018Utilize\u2019 is usually an overblown alternative of \u2018use,\u2019 but it is occasionally the better choice when the distinct sense is \u2018to use to best effect.\u2019\u201d If you have a group of readers who believe \u201cutilize\u201d adds a bit of meaning, you should speak their language. Otherwise \u201cuse\u201d is better.<\/p>\n<p>The phrase \u201cprior to\u201d appears in IP legal documents a gazillion times a year. Attorneys often write \u201cprior to,\u201d but say \u201cbefore\u201d when they are speaking informally. The Curmudgeon urges \u201cbefore\u201d for both writing and speaking. It\u2019s not pretentious or legalistic-sounding and it saves a word. Four characters saved by avoiding \u201cutilize\u201d and a word saved by avoiding \u201cprior to.\u201d That\u2019s progress!<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>April 22, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>MORE ON \u201cNONPROVISIONAL\u201d PATENT APPLICATIONS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Readers JEFFREY GLUCK and JEFFREY INGERMAN commented on the Curmudgeon\u2019s suggestion that you don\u2019t need to say \u201cnonprovisional\u201d patent application, at least in most cases. The Curmudgeon stated incorrectly that after you file a nonprovisional, your provisional ceases to exist. In fact, you may still have a provisional after the filing of a nonprovisional. See the USPTO regs. So, to avoid confusion, you may have to say \u201cnonprovisional,\u201d but don\u2019t say it unless it\u2019s needed.<\/p>\n<p>One reader would prefer a hyphen in \u201cnonprovisional.\u201d The Curmudgeon agrees that a hyphen would help readability, but the USPTO\u2019s omission of a hyphen is consistent with usage of other \u201cnon\u201d words, which don\u2019t include a hyphen. Taking another step, the drafters of the statute should never have called a provisional application an \u201capplication.\u201d How can it be an application if it doesn\u2019t have claims? But we\u2019re stuck with it.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>April 15, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>I AIN\u2019T, YOU KNOW, GOING TO TELL YOU, YOU KNOW, WHAT TO SAY OR WRITE &#8212; NOT!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon advocates standard, educated written and spoken language in professional IP settings. Can you say or write \u201cain\u2019t\u201d in IP meetings or documents? Never. The word, which usually means am not, are not, or is not, was used by educated people in early times. Today it is universally rejected for standard English. If you say it to prove you aren\u2019t an education snob, you may be walking into quicksand. \u201cAin\u2019t\u201d is a common slang term, of course, but you have to be savvy about when you use it.<\/p>\n<p>Can you say \u201cyou know?\u201d It buys time while you\u2019re thinking what to say next. Judges even use it in court, but it has almost no meaning. The Curmudgeon believes it\u2019s fine to use when you have trouble finding the right words, or if you like to edit transcripts.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address. Click here for the Curmudgeon Archives<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>April 8, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>A PATENT CLAIM IS VALID OR INVALID, NOT HIGH OR LOW \u201cQUALITY\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Commenting on last week\u2019s column on \u201cbad patents,\u201d reader Jeff Ingerman said, \u201cI have a similar problem with \u2018low-quality patents.\u2019 There are no gradations of validity. A patent is either valid or invalid.\u201d The Curmudgeon agrees.<\/p>\n<p>IPO once worked with associations in Europe and Japan to define \u201cpatent quality.\u201d After 2 years of debate, the consensus was that patent quality means validity\/invalidity. A patent may have beautiful prose or drawings, but if the claims are invalid, aesthetics mean nothing. \u201cQuality\u201d could be a useful term when study of the validity of sample claims in a patent portfolio is used to estimate the likelihood of validity of all the claims.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p>April 1, 2022<\/p>\n<p><strong>CURMUDGEON GOES BERSERK OVER \u201cBAD PATENTS\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A friendly reader said columns have lacked the harsh words expected of a curmudgeon. Let\u2019s try this. What does \u201cbad patent\u201d mean? It\u2019s the most ill-defined term in patent law. To start, the more precise term would be \u201cbad patent claims.\u201d The statute requires each claim to be judged independently.<\/p>\n<p>More important, when people refer to bad patents, but they don\u2019t define \u201cbad.\u201d They usually mean invalid, but they don\u2019t use the statutory words for the grounds of invalidity. The vague label \u201cbad\u201d implies something morally corrupt about patents. But \u201cgoodness\u201d isn\u2019t a requirement for patenting. Don\u2019t give us your feelings about morality; give us facts and analysis. Bah, humbug!<br \/>\nComments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 25, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cPATENT APPLICATION,\u201d NOT \u201cNONPROVISIONAL PATENT APPLICATION\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Recently the Curmudgeon pointed out that you don\u2019t need to say \u201cissued patent.\u201d Just say \u201cpatent.\u201d Similarly, you don\u2019t need to say \u201cnonprovisional\u201d patent application, at least in most cases. Once an application is no longer provisional, it\u2019s an application. Unfortunately, the word \u201cnonprovisional\u201d appears 146 times in the USPTO\u2019s Rules of Practice in Patent Cases. The incoming USPTO Director could fix this, but even the Curmudgeon wouldn\u2019t suggest it for her first project.<\/p>\n<p>Last week reader Rafael Salomao noted that the other word \u201cpatent\u201d is very common in Brazil\u2019s legal language. He said it\u2019s frustrating to search for patent law cases and get non-patent cases.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 18, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>LET&#8217;S AVOID THE OTHER WORD&#8221;PATENT,&#8221; PRONOUNCED WITH A LONG A<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In a patent opinion last week the Federal Circuit used the phrase \u201cpatently erroneous\u201d when the court could have used \u201cclearly erroneous.\u201d The Curmudgeon finds it mildly unnerving to see a patent law document using any form of that other word \u201cpatent,\u201d which means \u201cclear\u201d and is pronounced with a long a. Do we want to write \u201cpatent error\u201d instead of \u201cclear error?\u201d \u201cPatent patent claims\u201d instead of \u201cclear patent claims?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The other word \u201cpatent\u201d is cool in the name of Professor Crouch\u2019s excellent blog Patently-O, a play on words, but not elsewhere in patent law. Picky? That\u2019s the Curmudgeon.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 11, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>ISSUES WITH THE TERM &#8220;ISSUED PATENT&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon can\u2019t think of an instance where you need to say \u201cissued patent\u201d instead of just \u201cpatent.\u201d If a patent application has been issued by the USPTO, it\u2019s a patent. Save a word.<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon also has other issues with issue. What does it mean to issue a patent? The late GERRY MOSSINGHOFF, a former head of the USPTO, didn\u2019t like it when people said he was responsible for issuing patents. He told people to say he \u201cgranted\u201d patents. A \u201cgrant\u201d is a formal transfer of a legal right. The general public may know \u201cgrant\u201d from deeds or other legal instruments. Unfortunately, the Patent Act uses both \u201cissue\u201d and \u201cgrant.\u201d There\u2019s no lobbying group for improving IP language except the Curmudgeon\u2019s readers.<br \/>\nComments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>March 4, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cDIFFERENT FROM\u201d VERSUS \u201cDIFFERENT THAN\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Reader Cindy Huang wonders whether \u201cdifferent from\u201d or \u201cdifferent than\u201d is the better usage. This comes up often in IP. We are constantly comparing this and that in patents, trademarks, and copyrights. It\u2019s not a special rule for IP, but Merriam-Webster says \u201cdifferent from\u201d is the most common usage in the U.S. E.g., \u201cThis is different from that.\u201d The Curmudgeon recommends usually going with the most widely used alternative. However, language rules have limited reach. For example, you could say, \u201cI had a different experience than you did.\u201d Obviously not \u201cfrom.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>On avoiding unnecessary Latin phrases, reader David Black suggests simplifying \u201cquid pro quo\u201d to \u201cbargain.\u201d Good suggestion. Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 25, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>ARE WE RUNNING OUT OF SUPERLATIVES IN IP LANGUAGE?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Have you noticed that when a moderator introduces panelists during an IP webinar, the panel is described as \u201cincredible,\u201d \u201camazing,\u201d and \u201cfantastic\u201d and every topic is \u201cexciting.\u201d That\u2019s before we\u2019ve heard the panel. Some days all patented inventions are \u201cbreakthroughs\u201d or \u201crevolutionary.\u201d Can we go higher than \u201cinsanely awesome?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re plagued with understatement too. Minus 10 degrees is \u201ca little\u201d cold. Litigation is \u201ca little\u201d slow. The constant use of the adjective \u201clittle,\u201d except to indicate size, makes the rest of your message suspect. Is this just kindness during the pandemic? Or do we need to start over closer to reality than in the mythical town of Lake Woebegon in central Minnesota, where all the men and women were strong and good-looking and all the children were above average?<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 18, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WHICH-HUNTING<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Reader Alex Menchaca finds difficult the overuse of \u201cwhich\u201d when \u201cthat\u201d is appropriate.\u00a0 The Curmudgeon has noticed that IP attorneys, scientists, and engineers often are oblivious to the difference. It could be because, like the Curmudgeon, they spent more time in school studying STEM than English.<\/p>\n<p>Normally you should use \u201cwhich\u201d only in clauses set off by a comma or commas. These are called non-restrictive clauses and are not essential to the meaning of the sentence. The lawnmower, which is broken, is in the garage. If the clause is essential to the sentence, use \u201cthat.\u201d The lawn mower that is broken is in the garage. \u201cWhich\u201d is used too often in IP documents.\u00a0 Go Which-Hunting. But if a sentence has multiple thats, you might want to break the rule sometimes and substitute a \u201cwhich\u201d not preceded by a comma.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"curmudgeon@ipo.org\" class=\"broken_link\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 11, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>USING THE WORD \u201cINFRINGEMENT\u201d IN PATENT LAW<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Reader Jeremy Kriegel prefers \u201cinfringes the patent\u201d to \u201cinfringes on the patent.\u201d The Curmudgeon agrees. It\u2019s the more common usage, it saves a word, and the Patent Act says \u201cinfringes the patent.\u201d Is it a person or a product or process that does the infringing? The Patent Act says, \u201cWhoever makes, uses . . . any patent invention . . . infringes the patent.\u201d So, it\u2019s a person, natural or juristic, who infringes. The language is a little different in Section 337 of the Tariff Act of 1930, but we won\u2019t explore that. Just say, \u201cJane Doe infringes my patent (or patent claim).\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>February 4, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>THE COURT\u2019S PHRASE \u201cAPPLICANT ADMITTED PRIOR ART\u201d NEEDED A HYPHEN<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>On Monday, a Federal Circuit opinion dealt with \u201capplicant admitted prior art.\u201d After reviewing the language play on the IP Language Instant Replay System, the Curmudgeon declares that a hyphen was needed between \u201capplicant\u2019 and \u201cadmitted.\u201d If two consecutive words make sense only when understood together as an adjective modifying a noun, they should be joined with a hyphen. The hyphen avoids reader confusion, even if for only a moment. Did the applicant admit that something was prior art, or did the applicant admit prior art into something? When in doubt about clarity, always hyphenate an adjective phrase that modifies a noun.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the top or bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 28, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>USING &#8220;SAID&#8221; IN PATENT CLAIMS IS A NO-NO<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Reader Teige Sheehan doesn\u2019t enjoy seeing the word \u201csaid\u201d in patent claims when \u201cthe\u201d will do. The Curmudgeon agrees. The word \u201cthe\u201d is as clear as \u201csaid\u201d for letting the reader know that a term being referred to has antecedent basis. The modern trend in legal documents is to avoid the legalistic-sounding \u201csaid.\u201d <em>Black\u2019s Law Dictionary<\/em> calls patent claims the last bastion for \u201csaid.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon raised this point a decade ago in an earlier incarnation of this column. A recent perusal of newly granted claims reveals that little has changed in the mechanical arts. \u201cSaid\u201d does seem to be less common now in electrical and chemical claims. Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the top or bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"Mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 21, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE AMICUS?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Do you say \u201cuh-MEE-kuhs\u201d or \u201cAM-i-kuhs?\u201d An amicus brief, of course, is a friend-of-the-court brief. Amicus is the Latin word for friend. The volume of amicus briefs has exploded in the 21st century, to the point where nonlawyers as well as lawyers usually know what amicus means, but they aren\u2019t sure how to pronounce it.<\/p>\n<p>According to word guru Bryan Garner, the first alternative is the predominant pronunciation, but the second is common enough that it\u2019s not considered an error. The traditional phrase was amicus curiae brief, but today the more common form is just amicus brief. The plural form, amici, is usually pronounced \u201cuh-MEE-kee.\u201d Because it\u2019s been fully anglicized, amicus doesn\u2019t need to be italicized. Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the top or bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 14, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>CONTINUING THE BATTLE AGAINST UNNECESSARY LATIN<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon hates use of Latin words and phrases that have simple English synonyms. A Latinism that crops up often is sua sponte. The eager litigator heard sua sponte and said, \u201cYeah! Let\u2019s sue. What\u2019s a sponte?\u201d Then there\u2019s vel non (or not). Pretentious in Latin and unnecessary words in English.<\/p>\n<p>Vacatur is a weird Latin word. It means a vacated judgment. You can keep vacatur out of your writing. The majority in a recent Federal Circuit opinion said \u201cWe vacate and remand.\u201d A dissenting judge, however, used vacatur when she could have said \u201cvacating the judgment.\u201d The Curmudgeon supports teaching Latin in schools but doesn\u2019t like it in IP writing. Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the top or bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>January 7, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>PROGRESS REPORT ON THE CURMUDGEON\u2019S CAUSES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This is the 25th column in the Curmudgeon\u2019s current run. The Curmudgeon tries to remain dispassionate when writing on IP language. But the Curmudgeon, being a Curmudgeon, has some causes that are continuing passions: E.g., (1) The PTAB should use the names of the parties in its opinions, as courts do, not \u201cpetitioner\u201d and \u201cpatent owner\u201d; (2) There\u2019s no such thing as an irrebuttable presumption; (3) Everyone should call the court the Federal Circuit, not the CAFC; and (4) The usage of the word \u201ccomprising\u201d in patent claims is out of step with ordinary English.<\/p>\n<p>The good news is that readers have submitted many kind comments and have suggested several future topics. Many thanks. The bad news is that the Curmudgeon has not moved the world a bit on the causes above. The battle will continue. Happy New Year!<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>December 17, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>CONTINUING THE BATTLE AGAINST UNNECESSARY LATIN<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon hates use of Latin words and phrases that have simple English synonyms. A Latinism that crops up often is\u00a0<em>sua sponte<\/em>. The eager litigator heard\u00a0<em>sua sponte<\/em>\u00a0and said, \u201cYeah! Let\u2019s sue. What\u2019s a sponte?\u201d Then there\u2019s\u00a0<em>vel non<\/em>\u00a0(or not). Pretentious in Latin and unnecessary words in English.<\/p>\n<p><em>Vacatur<\/em>\u00a0is a weird Latin word. It means a vacated judgment. You can keep\u00a0<em>vacatur<\/em>\u00a0out of your writing. The majority in a recent Federal Circuit opinion said \u201cWe vacate and remand.\u201d A dissenting judge, however, used\u00a0<em>vacatur<\/em>\u00a0when she could have said \u201cvacating the judgment.\u201d The Curmudgeon supports teaching Latin in schools but doesn\u2019t like it in IP writing. Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the top or bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>December 10, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>A PATENT IS A RIGHT TO EXCLUDE OTHERS, NOT AN EXCLUSIVE RIGHT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Recently the Curmudgeon urged readers not to call a patent a monopoly. How about calling it an \u201cexclusive right?\u201d The answer is in Patent Act section 154, which defines a patent as a \u201cright to exclude others from making, using, . . . or selling . . . .\u201d (Emphasis added.)<\/p>\n<p>Most of you know a patent is not an exclusive right. The owner may have patented an improvement of an invention patented by someone else. An improvement inventor may be unable to practice their invention without obtaining a license under the other patent, called a \u201cblocking patent.\u201d Also, an inventor can\u2019t practice a patented invention if doing so would violate some law outside patent law. You know it\u2019s not an exclusive right, but it\u2019s easy to forget when you\u2019re writing in a hurry.<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the top or bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>December 3, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>DETAILS MATTER: SHORT FORM PATENT CITATIONS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The short form for citing the cumbersome 7 or 8 digit number of a U.S. patent is an apostrophe followed by the last three digits of the number. Here is a short form cite: \u2019829 patent. The concave side of the apostrophe, conspicuous in some fonts, should face left, according to the Bluebook. How do you make it face left? In Word, press CTRL and then the apostrophe key. Thank you, reader Andrea Evensen.<\/p>\n<p>Readers commented on the recent column advising that the term \u201cpatent assets\u201d usually can be shortened to \u201cpatents.\u201d A majority believed \u201cpatent assets\u201d is widely understood to mean patents plus patent applications. The Curmudgeon\u2019s quip that an invalid patent may be a liability instead of an asset may have been a weak joke. But one reader thinks of patents \u201cas options (in the financial sense) rather than assets, whose value (if any) is dependent on future events . . . .\u201d<br \/>\nComments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the top or bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>November 19, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>YOU USUALLY DON\u2019T NEED TO SAY \u201cPATENT ASSETS\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cPatent assets\u201d is a term used by people buying and selling patents and doing M&amp;A work. News releases often give the number of patent assets transferred without defining the term \u2014 U.S. patents, foreign patents, applications, etc. And, of course, the number doesn\u2019t tell you the asset value anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes inserting the word \u201cassets\u201d after \u201cpatent\u201d may help make a point. A court brief argued that \u201cdevaluation of patent assets\u201d would discourage R&amp;D. But my accountant says, \u201cIf a patent is invalid, it\u2019s a liability.\u201d In most cases, just say \u201cpatents,\u201d not \u201cpatent assets.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Comments are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the top or bottom of this column for my email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>November 12, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>LET\u2019S NOT SAY \u201cPATENT MONOPOLY\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The phrase \u201cpatent monopoly\u201d seems to pop up everywhere. It\u2019s inaccurate and provokes arguments. \u201cMonopoly\u201d has multiple meanings in antitrust law and as a word meaning exclusive possession or control over almost anything. It never appears in the Patent Act. A patent is a right to exclude others from practicing an invention. Just say \u201cpatent,\u201d not \u201cpatent monopoly.\u201d We\u2019ll leave for another day the difference between a right to exclude and an exclusive right.<\/p>\n<p>After last week\u2019s column, reader Kevin Ecker cited a First Circuit, non-IP case involving a missing Oxford comma. The plaintiffs obtained a $5 million settlement. The New York Times lamented, \u201c. . . there will be no ruling from the land\u2019s highest courts on whether the Oxford comma . . . is an unnecessary nuisance or a sacred defender of clarity, as its fans and detractors endlessly debate.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions from readers are invited on any IP language topic. Click \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the top or bottom of this column for the Curmudgeon\u2019s email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/index.php\/daily_news\/33723\/curmudgeon@Ipo.org\" class=\"broken_link\">The Curmudgeon\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>November 5, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>ON THE OXFORD COMMA: EATS, SHOOTS, AND LEAVES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Today we take up the Oxford (or serial) comma, which comes before the \u201cand\u201d in a series of three or more items. Lynne Truss\u2019s best-selling, witty book on punctuation opens with a gun-packing panda who walks into a bar. \u201cThe panda eats, shoots and leaves.\u201d Or, with an Oxford comma, \u201cThe panda eats, shoots, and leaves.\u201d Without that last comma, very different interpretations are possible.<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon sides with the majority of American style guides. In IP, legal, and technical writing,\u00a0<em>always<\/em>\u00a0place a comma before the \u201cand.\u201d It\u2019s the only way to insure against ambiguity. Fiction writers say the Oxford comma interferes with their rhythm, but we\u2019re not writing fiction.<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions from readers are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the top or bottom of this column for the Curmudgeon\u2019s email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 29, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>KEEPING OUR OBVIOUSNESS LANGUAGE STRAIGHT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>How many times have you heard someone who isn\u2019t educated in patent law, maybe a journalist, say an invention \u201cIS\u201d obvious? The Patent Act, of course, makes the test whether the invention \u201cWOULD HAVE BEEN\u201d obvious \u2013 that is, whether it would have been obvious before the filing date. Another common mistake is to say the \u201cPATENT\u201d would have been obvious. We should say the \u201cCLAIMED INVENTION\u201d would have been obvious. This tracks the statute.<\/p>\n<p>Follow-up on \u201cattorney fees\u201d: Reader Rob Isackson thinks \u201cattorney fees\u201d is a misnomer \u201cbecause the recovery includes more than just the fees charged by the attorney\/s.\u201d He suggests \u201clegal spend.\u201d Rob is correct, but the patent and trademark statutes use \u201cattorney fees\u201d and they\u2019re hard to change.<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions from readers are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the top or bottom of this column for the Curmudgeon\u2019s email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@Ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 22, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>ATTORNEY FEES, ATTORNEY\u2019S FEES, OR ATTORNEYS\u2019 FEES?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In some lawsuits in the U.S., the opponent must pay fees charged by attorneys. The patent statute uses the term \u201cattorney fees.\u201d The 1952 patent act changed it from \u201cattorney\u2019s fees\u201d for reasons unknown. The trademark act uses \u201cattorney fees.\u201d In the copyright act, it\u2019s \u201cattorney\u2019s fees.\u201d Supreme Court justices write \u201cattorney\u2019s fees\u201d unless they\u2019re quoting a statute with a different phrase. Others are all over.<\/p>\n<p>The sky is not falling, but the Curmudgeon has become convinced that everyone should write and say \u201cattorney fees.\u201d You don\u2019t have to ponder whether to put an apostrophe before or after the \u201cs.\u201d You\u2019ll save a character. And you\u2019ll be consistent with the patent and copyright statutes. Maybe the Supreme Court will follow us.<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions from readers are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the top or bottom of this column for the Curmudgeon\u2019s email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/ipo.org\/index.php\/daily_news\/keynote-address-by-executive-of-the-year-ivan-fong\/curmudgeon@ipo.org\" class=\"broken_link\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 15, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>TYPE FONTS FOR LEGAL AND OTHER DOCUMENTS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Some people are passionate, even emotional, about the best fonts. Courts usually prefer \u201cserif\u201d fonts. Serifs are small strokes finishing off the ends of the main lines that make up the letters and numbers of a font. One well-known serif font is Times New Roman. The Supreme Court of the U.S. requires serif fonts from the Century family. U.S. Courts of Appeals are more flexible.<\/p>\n<p>Science on readability of fonts is hard to find. The Seventh Circuit says, \u201cStudies have shown that long passages of serif type are easier to read and comprehend than long passages of sans-serif type.\u201d Putting courts aside, the modern trend is toward sans-serif fonts for short articles, blogs, and emails, but not for books or most newspapers. The Daily News uses the sans-serif font Arial.<\/p>\n<p>Comments from readers are invited on any IP language topic. Click on the word \u201cCurmudgeon\u201d at the top or bottom of this column for the Curmudgeon\u2019s email address.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 8, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>A FEW NOTES ABOUT \u201cPER CURIAM\u201d COURT OPINIONS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon has observed a recent and distressing epidemic of misspelling of \u201cper curiam\u201d as \u201cper curium\u201d by otherwise careful writers. Microsoft Word prods you to change the correct spelling to the incorrect. Can someone tell Bill Gates? Anyway, a per curiam opinion is an opinion handed down by a multi-judge appellate court without identifying the individual judge who wrote the opinion. It\u2019s Latin for \u201cby the court.\u201d We probably should stick with the Latin words, because writing about an \u201copinion by the court\u201d can be confusing.<\/p>\n<p>Per curiam opinions sometimes are called unsigned opinions. At the Federal Circuit, the judges who participated are named and the Clerk signs the per curiam opinion (or order) on behalf of the court. Per curiams usually are unanimous. Per curiams also usually are short, but not always. On September 26 the Federal Circuit issued a 15-page, precedential, per curiam order granting a mandamus petition to transfer a case from the Western District of Texas, a current hot topic.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:curmudgeon@ipo.org\">The Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>October 1, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WHAT IS \u201cPERFORMING THE FUNCTIONS AND DUTIES\u201d AT THE USPTO?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Have you noticed that Drew Hirshfeld, leader of the USPTO since the resignation of former Director Andrei Iancu, has the title, \u201cPerforming the functions and duties of the Under Secretary of Commerce for Intellectual Property and Director the USPTO?\u201d Why not just \u201cActing Director?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The \u201cfunctions and duties\u201d language comes from the complex Vacancies Act of 1998. The act governs positions that require appointment by the President with approval of the Senate. It imposes limits on who can be acting officers and for how long. When a new President takes office, acting officers can perform the functions and duties of a position for up to 300 days before the President nominates a person to fill the position permanently. It\u2019s all right to call Mr. Hirshfeld the acting director in informal communications, but in formal correspondence he should be addressed by the \u201cperforming the functions and duties\u201d title.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\nThe Curmudgeon<\/p>\n<p><em>September 24, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>A MODEST PROPOSAL TO REVISE THE ORDINARY-READER DEFINITION OF \u201cCOMPRISING\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The most common word in patent claims is \u201ccomprising.\u201d Attorneys and judges know that comprising means \u201cincluding but not including exclusively.\u201d It makes a claim open-ended. But wait! Dictionaries written for ordinary readers say \u201ccomprising\u201d often means \u201cincluding exclusively.\u201d According to Black\u2019s Law Dictionary, the ordinary-reader meaning goes back to the 17th century. Is this what Justice Scalia had in mind when he said patent attorneys don\u2019t write in the English language?<\/p>\n<p>How do we fix it? Patent law is locked in by the Federal Circuit and the USPTO. Those people, with respect, write patent law on stone tablets. Readers, please write to all dictionary editors. Ask them to revise the ordinary-reader definition of \u201ccomprising.\u201d It\u2019s out of step with patent law.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\nThe Curmudgeon<\/p>\n<p><em>September 17, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>THE BEST WRITERS USE LATIN SPARINGLY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>U.S. Tenth Circuit Judge Robert Bacharach in his 2020 book Legal Writing argues, \u201cLatin terms generally impede communication.\u201d He says legal briefs are intended to persuade and judicial opinions are intended to explain. \u201cSo why use Latin when a simple English word is more readily understood?\u201d The Curmudgeon agrees we should avoid Latin terms that have an easy English alternative. Examples are\u00a0<em>ab initio<\/em>\u00a0(from the beginning),\u00a0<em>arguendo<\/em>\u00a0(for sake of argument),\u00a0<em>inter alia<\/em>\u00a0(among others), and\u00a0<em>vel non<\/em>\u00a0(or not). Some Latin terms are acceptable because they\u2019re understood by almost all educated readers, or because they have no concise, precise English alternative. Examples include\u00a0<em>amicus curiae<\/em>,\u00a0<em>de minimis<\/em>,\u00a0<em>prima facie<\/em>, and\u00a0<em>res ipsa loquitur<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>The late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia once told an IP audience, \u201cIn one field of American law, they write and speak a language that is neither Latin nor English. That field is patent law.\u201d In coming weeks we\u2019ll discuss patent language, and the languages of copyright and trademark law as well.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\nThe Curmudgeon<\/p>\n<p><em>September 10, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>THE REGISTER OF COPYRIGHTS OR THE REGISTRAR?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The head of the U.S. Copyright Office is the \u201cRegister of Copyrights,\u201d not the \u201cRegistrar of Copyrights.\u201d Attorneys and authors experienced in U.S. copyright law know this. Other readers may not. Is Register a weird title? As early as the 1500s in England, some public officials were called Registers. The U.S. Congress established the Register of Copyrights in 1897, but by then, according to the Copyright Office website, the use of the title Register in government offices already was in decline globally.<\/p>\n<p>Today the U.S. copyright leader is the only one with the title Register. Ninety-three heads of copyright offices are Directors and 28 are Registrars. We should use the correct U.S. title, which is Register. But perhaps when Congress has an opportunity, it should modernize the title by changing it to Registrar?<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\nThe Curmudgeon<\/p>\n<p><em>September 3, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>SOME PATENT CLAIM PREAMBLES MAY BE NEEDLESS WORDS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon seeks to annihilate needless words wherever they can be found, even in patent claims. A claim preamble is an introductory statement that precedes the body of the claim. Whether the preamble can be a substantive limitation on the scope of the claim is a recurring issue. In an opinion on August 16 (2020-1876), Federal Circuit Judge Lourie discussed the issue. The preamble was, \u201cA method for treating headache in an individual, comprising . . . .\u201d The court found it limiting in that case, but in a 12-page review Lourie concluded there is no bright-line rule for determining whether a preamble is limiting.<\/p>\n<p>What about preambles that are not limiting? To the Curmudgeon, they look like needless words. If a preamble is determined not to be limiting, how about deleting it in the interest of clarity and conciseness? Who should do the deleting? The patent examiner? The PTAB? A court? That\u2019s above the Curmudgeon\u2019s pay grade.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\nThe Curmudgeon<\/p>\n<p><em>August 27, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>A BAD DREAM ABOUT CAPITALIZATION OF \u201cCOURT\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This was a dream about an oral argument before the Supreme Court of the U.S.<\/p>\n<p>CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: Good morning, Mr. Curmudgeon. My first question is, Why didn\u2019t you capitalize the first letter of the word \u201cCourt\u201d in your briefs when you referred to our Court?<\/p>\n<p>CURMUDGEON: Umm . . . Well, Mr. Chief Justice, my English teacher taught me not to capitalize the first letter of any word unless it is the first word in a sentence or a proper noun. If a court isn\u2019t named in full, \u201ccourt\u201d isn\u2019t a proper noun.<\/p>\n<p>CHIEF JUSTIC ROBERTS: Counsel, up here parties usually follow the Blue Book\u00ae. It tells you to capitalize \u201cCourt\u201d in documents submitted to a court when you refer to the Supreme Court, or when you are in a lower court and you are referring to that court.<\/p>\n<p>CURMUDGEON: Mr. Chief Justice, I apologize.<\/p>\n<p>Note to readers: The Chief Justice stated the rule correctly. It shows deference to the court, and everyone follows it.<\/p>\n<p><em>August 20, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>LET\u2019S CALL THE COURT THE \u201cFEDERAL CIRCUIT,\u201d NOT THE \u201cCAFC\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The legendary Howard Markey, first chief judge of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit, had his work cut out for him. According to Wikipedia, \u201cHe is often credited with establishing that court\u2019s renown and competence in intellectual property law.\u201d A prolific public speaker, Markey asked audiences to call the new court the \u201cFederal Circuit,\u201d not the \u201cCAFC.\u201d \u201cFederal Circuit\u201d conveyed the message that it was a prestigious federal appellate court on the same level with the other 12 courts of appeals.<\/p>\n<p>For years it was an uphill battle to get away from \u201cCAFC.\u201d The court got stuck with the domain name cafc.uscourts.gov, presumably to make the address jibe with addresses of the other courts of appeals (ca1.uscourts.gov for the First Circuit, etc.). And some attorneys had an affection for the acronym. A recent, informal review of newsletters, blogs, and law reviews, however, revealed that \u201cFederal Circuit\u201d is now predominant. Let\u2019s keep using the name preferred by Chief Judge Markey.<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\nThe Curmudgeon<\/p>\n<p><em>August 13, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>USE THE CORRECT NAME FOR THE APA: THE \u201cADMINISTRATIVE PROCEDURE ACT\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Congress enacted the landmark APA in 1946. Section 1 read, \u201cThis Act may be cited as the \u2018Administrative Procedure Act.\u2019\u201d Traditionally, IP attorneys were not trained in administrative law. Today, however, federal administrative law has become one of the hottest issues in IP cases at the Supreme Court and the Federal Circuit. Everyone in IP is talking about the APA.<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon has observed a usage problem by IP attorneys. Many of them incorrectly call the APA the \u201cAdministrative Procedures Act.\u201d If you mistakenly called the now-famous 2011 AIA the \u201cAmerican Inventions Act\u201d instead of the \u201cAmerica Invents Act,\u201d it would raise eyebrows. So, let\u2019s say \u201cAdministrative Procedure Act,\u201d unless you happen to be in state court in Rhode Island where the legislature enacted a state \u201cAdministrative Procedures Act.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\nThe Curmudgeon<\/p>\n<p><em>August 6, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>JUSTICE THOMAS USES \u201cCLEANED UP\u201d QUOTATION IN COURT OPINION<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You might have noticed some Federal Circuit opinions recently that contain an unfamiliar phrase, \u201ccleaned up,\u201d in parentheses at the end of a cite for a quotation. What\u2019s going on? This isn\u2019t in\u00a0<em>The Bluebook\u00ae<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>It departs from the rule that you must show every non-substantive alteration you make in a quotation or in a quotation within a quotation. This new parenthetical tells the reader that a quotation omits material like ellipses, brackets, single quotation marks, and footnote reference numbers.<\/p>\n<p>It got a big boost in March, when Clarence Thomas became the first U.S. Supreme Court Justice to use it. Some call it lazy, but The Curmudgeon believes it is acceptable if you take care to avoid any alteration that could mislead the reader. Justice Thomas seems to be on a roll! As the most senior justice, he has asked his questions first at the oral arguments that have been held by phone during the pandemic.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\nThe Curmudgeon<\/p>\n<p><em>July 30, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WHICH IS IT? \u201cPATENTABILITY\u201d OR \u201cVALIDITY\u201d?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The patent code says novelty and non-obviousness are conditions for \u201cpatentability.\u201d It calls for reexamination of new questions of \u201cpatentability.\u201d It tells us a PTAB petitioner may request cancellation of claims as \u201cunpatentable.\u201d When referring to suits in court for patent infringement, however, the code uses the term \u201cvalidity.\u201d Which is it? \u201cPatentability\u201d or \u201cvalidity\u201d?<\/p>\n<p>The Curmudgeon concludes the terms mean the same thing in substance, but \u201cpatentability\u201d usually is the best usage when a patent has not yet been granted or is being reviewed in the USPTO. \u201cValidity\u201d is the term to use later. Sometimes the words are used interchangeably. In the recent Arthrex opinion, Chief Judge Roberts said, \u201cThe validity of a patent previously issued by the Patent and Trademark Office can be challenged before the Patent Trial and Appeal Board . . . (emphasis added).\u201d When courts uphold patents, they often say \u201cnot invalid.\u201d One wit claims this expression means \u201cnot invalid yet.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>July 23, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Don\u2019t Capitalize \u201cinternet\u201d or Put a Hyphen in \u201cemail\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s visit the ubiquitous words \u201cinternet and \u201cemail.\u201d They were born in the world of technology and IP.<\/p>\n<p>Not so long ago, we were capitalizing \u201cinternet\u201d in a sentence. On May 17, 2021, Bryan Garner, editor of Black\u2019s Law Dictionary, tweeted, \u201cNow is the time to lowercase internet.\u201d He adapts to what the people are doing.<\/p>\n<p>Hyphens come and hyphens go. According to trademark folklore, back in the 1950\u2019s USPTO head Robert Watson declared the office would no longer use \u201ctrade-mark\u201d in office publications. He held a lively party to celebrate taking out the hyphen. The Curmudgeon has not heard of any wild celebrations over the demise of the hyphen in email, but hardly anyone is using a hyphen. The trend seems to be against hyphen usage except for hyphenating phrasal adjectives, a topic for another day!<\/p>\n<p>Your Friend,<br \/>\nThe Curmudgeon<\/p>\n<p><em>July 16, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>THE STATUTORY PHRASE \u201cFINAL WRITTEN DECISION\u201d HAS WORD USAGE ISSUES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In the world of PTAB decisions and the Federal Circuit, the phrase \u201cfinal written decision\u201d is everywhere. Congress inserted it into the Patent Act when it invented IPRs and PGRs, and word mavens have been cringing ever since.<\/p>\n<p>Two of the word issues may seem small: (1) \u201cWritten\u201d is a surplus word. All USPTO business is conducted in writing; and (2) A \u201cfinal\u201d written decision isn\u2019t final. A party can ask for a rehearing.<\/p>\n<p>The third issue is revolting. The \u201cdecision\u201d isn\u2019t a decision. It\u2019s an opinion. The legendary Howard Markey, first Chief Judge of the Federal Circuit, said, \u201cThe decision is \u2018affirmed\u2019 or \u2018reversed.\u2019 Everything else, which is the opinion, is the court crowing about it.\u201d How long will it take Congress to clean up the phrase? It only took 59 years to add the missing letters in front of the paragraphs of section 112 of the 1952 Patent Act!<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\nThe Curmudgeon<\/p>\n<p><em>July 9, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Using The Word \u201cRebuttable\u201d With \u201cPresumption\u201d Can Cause Headaches<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A \u201cpresumption\u201d is a rule of law that permits a court to assume a fact is true until a preponderance (or greater weight) of evidence disproves or outweighs the presumption. The Curmudgeon is fond of the presumption of sanity.<\/p>\n<p>The newly-minted Trademark Modernization Act of 2020 says a trademark plaintiff seeking an injunction \u201cshall be entitled to a rebuttable presumption of irreparable harm . . . .\u201d (Emphasis added.) \u201cRebuttable\u201d here is just a feel-good word. All presumptions are rebuttable! \u201cIrrebuttable\u201d or \u201cconclusive\u201d presumptions are mere fictions used to disguise a substantive rule of law. Without using \u201crebuttable,\u201d the 2019 STRONGER Patents Act (not enacted) said \u201cthe court shall presume . . . irreparable harm.\u201d Would the trademark presumption and the patent presumption be the same strength? Surplus words give me a headache.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend,<br \/>\nThe Curmudgeon<\/p>\n<p><em>July 2, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>IT MAY BE TIME FOR THE PTAB TO START WRITING OPINIONS USING NAMES OF REAL PEOPLE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In an inter partes review proceeding in which Smith is the petitioner and Jones is the patent owner, the PTAB throughout its opinion would refer to the parties as \u201cPetitioner\u201d or \u201cthe Petitioner,\u201d and \u201cPatent Owner\u201d or \u201cthe Patent Owner.\u201d On appeal, however, the Federal Circuit and the Supreme Court throughout their opinions would refer to the parties as Smith and Jones.<\/p>\n<p>My preference is to follow the courts. The practice of using names of real people (or companies) helps the reader remember the parties and makes it easier to follow the story. Even in cases with multiple parties on each side, it may be best to settle on one name per side and stick to it. Do real names distract the judge from focusing on the issues in the case? No. The judge already knows who the parties are and it doesn\u2019t matter. And it would be good practice for any PTAB judges aspiring to be Federal Circuit judges!<br \/>\nIt\u2019s good to be back after a long hiatus. 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